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¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§
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§§¨¨§¨¨¨§§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨¨§¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨ ¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨ ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨ §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨ #### ¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§¨ ¨§§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §¨¨§¨§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§ THINGS... §¨¨§¨¨¨§§§
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§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §§§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ INSIDE. §¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
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