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.....=††%§            .=== BATTERIES ===.           §%††=.....
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.-=\†%§#@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@#§%†\=-.
.-=\\\†††§ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING §†††\\\=-.
...==\††§§             TO COME TO HARM.             §§††\==...
.-=\†%§#@#                                          #@#§%†\=-.
.-=\†%§#@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT #@#§%†\=-.
.-=\†%§§§§ BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH §§§§%†\=-.
.....-\†%# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #%†\-.....
.....-=\†§                                          §†\=-.....
.-=\††%§§# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #§§%††\=-.
...-==†%%§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION §%%†==-...
.....==†%§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR §%†==.....
.-=\†%§§§@               SECOND LAWS.               @§§§%†\=-.
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....==†††§  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   §†††==....
.-\†%§#@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@#§%†\-.
....==\%%§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §%%\==....
....=\††§§         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        §§††\=....
...=\†%%§§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§%%†\=...
.----\\\%#                THINGS...                 #%\\\----.
.-=\†%§#@@                                          @@#§%†\=-.
.-=\†††%§§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §§%†††\=-.
.-=\†%§#@@                  INSIDE.                 @@#§%†\=-.
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