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,,,,:~^§$§           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            §$§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§$§#                                          #§$§^~:,,,
,,:~^§$§## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##§$§^~:,,
,:~^§$§### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ###§$§^~:,
,,:~^§$§##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##§$§^~:,,
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,,,,:~^§$§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT §$§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§$ BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH $§^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^§$§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §$§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§$§#                                          #§$§^~:,,,
,,:~^§$§## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##§$§^~:,,
,:~^§$§### EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ###§$§^~:,
,,:~^§$§## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ##§$§^~:,,
,,,:~^§$§#               SECOND LAWS.               #§$§^~:,,,
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,,,:~^§$§#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #§$§^~:,,,
,,:~^§$§## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##§$§^~:,,
,:~^§$§###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###§$§^~:,
,,:~^§$§##         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ##§$§^~:,,
,,,:~^§$§#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #§$§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§$§                 THINGS...                §$§^~:,,,,
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,,,,:~^§$§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §$§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§$§#                 INSIDE.                  #§$§^~:,,,
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