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#§%;«~¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨~«;%§#
§%;«~¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨~«;%§
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«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
;«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«;
%;«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«;%
§%;«~¨¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨¨~«;%§
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####§%;«~¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨~«;%§####
###§%;«~¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨~«;%§###
##§%;«~¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨~«;%§##
#§%;«~¨¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨¨¨~«;%§#
§%;«~¨¨¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨~«;%§
%;«~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨¨¨¨~«;%
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«~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~«
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