Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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§,§,§,§,§,                                          §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, The  Computer Is A Very  Common  Tool In §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, The Futures, And In Some Ways  Even Now. §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Its Job  Is To Do Vast Amounts  Of Small §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,                                          §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Most Work On The  Principles  Of  Posing §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, The Problem On A  Hilbert  Plane,  Which §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Is Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, That   Daemons  Can  Solve  The  Problem §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,         Computer Manufacturer.)          §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Clerks To  Pray To  The  "Gods" Of Their §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Computer, Or  To The  Daemons Doing  The §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§, Work,   For  A  Quick  And   Fault  Free §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,                Operation.                §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,      ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~      §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,        ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~        §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~     §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,    ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~    §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~     §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,            ~~# And At Ease #~~           §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~     §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~     §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   §,§,§,§,§,
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§,§,§,§,§,    ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~   §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,    ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~     §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~    §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,     ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~      §,§,§,§,§,
§,§,§,§,§,        ~~# To Respond To This) #~~       §,§,§,§,§,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make    A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,   Lots    Of    It.