Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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,#,###,### Its  Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small ,#,#,,,,,#
###,,##,,# Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. ####,,,,##
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#,,,,,,##, Is  Then  Folded  Out Of  Causality,  So ########,#
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#,,,,###,,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ,,,,,,#,##
#,,,#,,#,# Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ,,,,,###,,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,    You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful  Of   Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.