RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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##¨#¨##¨¨¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN ¨##¨¨#¨¨¨¨
##¨¨¨###¨¨ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ¨###¨¨#¨¨¨
###¨¨#¨##¨ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨### CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ¨¨¨###¨¨#¨
¨¨###¨¨#¨# ¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨# MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨
¨¨¨¨###¨¨# THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨###
#¨¨¨¨¨###¨ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨#
##¨¨¨¨#¨## WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
¨##¨¨¨¨¨## DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE ¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
¨###¨¨¨¨#¨ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ##¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ###¨¨#¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE #¨##¨¨#¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE ¨¨###¨¨#¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨### OPERATION. ¨¨#¨##¨¨#¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨# ¨¨¨¨###¨¨#
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨
¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨
¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨##
#¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #~~ #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨##
##¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# FOR QUIET AND CALM #~~ ##¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨
###¨¨#¨¨¨¨ ###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨#¨¨¨ ~~# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #~~ #¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨###¨¨#¨¨ ~~# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #~~ ¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨#¨ ~~# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #~~ ¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨###¨¨# ~~# AND AT EASE #~~ #¨¨¨###¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨ ##¨¨#¨##¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨ ~~# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #~~ ¨##¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨## ~~# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #~~ ¨###¨¨#¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨## ~~# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #~~ ¨#¨##¨¨¨##
##¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨ ¨¨¨###¨¨#¨
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #~~ ¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #~~ ¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨
¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #~~ #¨¨¨¨#¨##¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨ ~~# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #~~ ##¨¨¨¨¨###
#¨¨¨###¨¨¨ ~~# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #~~ ###¨¨¨¨#¨#
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.