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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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