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.......,~*            .~~~ B4TT3R1ES ~~~.           *~,.......
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........., B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, ,.........
.......... THROUGH  1N4CTION,  4LLOW  4 HUM4N B31NG ..........
.........,             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             ,.........
........,~                                          ~,........
.......,~* 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3 ORD3RS  G1V3N 1T *~,.......
......,~** BY   HUM4N   B31NGS  3XCEPT  WH3RE  SUCH **~,......
.....,~**$ ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. $**~,.....
....,~**$#                                          #$**~,....
...,~**$## 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN ##$**~,...
..,~**$### 3X1STENCE  4S  LONG  4S  SUCH PROT3CT1ON ###$**~,..
.,~**$#### DO3S NOT  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  OR ####$**~,.
..,~**$###               S3COND L4WS.               ###$**~,..
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......,~**  TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,   **~,......
.......,~* BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 *~,.......
........,~   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   ~,........
.........,        TH1NK DOUBL3 4, TR1PL3 4,         ,.........
..........    TW3NTYF1VE TWENTY, N1N3 VOLT, SUCH    ..........
.........,                 TH1NGS...                ,.........
........,~                                          ~,........
.......,~* TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY *~,.......
......,~**                 1NSID3.                  **~,......
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