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~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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;=~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~=;
%;=~¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=;%
$%;=~¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨~=;%$
@$%;=~¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨~=;%$@
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#¶@$%;=~¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨~=;%$@¶#
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@$%;=~¨¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨¨~=;%$@
$%;=~¨¨¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨¨¨¨~=;%$
%;=~¨¨¨¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=;%
;=~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~=;
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~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
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