RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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¨¨@¨¨@@¨¨¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN @¨¨¨¨@@@@¨
@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@@ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ¨¨@@¨¨@@¨¨
¨¨@@@@@¨¨@ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL @¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
@¨¨@@@¨¨¨¨ CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ¨¨@@@@@@@@
¨¨¨¨@¨¨@@¨ ¨¨¨@@@@@@@
¨@@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING @@¨¨@@@@@¨
¨¨¨¨@@@@@¨ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH @¨¨¨¨@@@¨¨
@@@¨¨@@@¨¨ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ¨¨@@¨¨@¨¨@
@@¨¨¨¨@¨¨@ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM @¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨@@¨¨¨¨¨ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ¨¨@@@@@@@¨
@@¨¨¨¨@@@¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE ¨¨¨@@@@@¨¨
¨¨¨@@¨¨@¨¨ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) @@¨¨@@@¨¨¨
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@¨¨@@@@@¨¨ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ¨¨@@¨¨¨¨¨@
¨¨¨¨@@@¨¨@ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ¨¨¨¨¨@@@¨¨
@@@¨¨@¨¨¨¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE @@@@¨¨@¨¨@
@@¨¨¨¨¨@@@ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE @@@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨@@@¨¨@@ OPERATION. @@¨¨@@@@@¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨@@¨¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨¨@@¨¨@¨¨¨
@@@@@¨¨¨¨@ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: @¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@@
@@@@¨¨@@¨¨ ¨¨@@@@@¨¨@
@@@¨¨¨¨¨¨@ ««# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #«« ¨¨¨@@@¨¨¨¨
¨@¨¨@@@@¨¨ ««# FOR QUIET AND CALM #«« @@¨¨@¨¨@@¨
¨¨¨¨¨@@¨¨@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
@@@@¨¨¨¨¨¨ ««# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #«« @@@@@@@@@@
@@@¨¨@@@@¨ ««# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #«« @@@@@@@@@@
@@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨ ««# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #«« @@@@@@@@@@
@¨¨@@¨¨¨¨¨ ««# AND AT EASE #«« @@@@@@@@@@
¨¨¨¨¨¨@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@
¨@@@@¨¨@@@ ««# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #«« @@@@@@@@@¨
¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@@ ««# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #«« @@@@@@@@¨¨
@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨@ ««# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #«« @@@@@@@¨¨@
¨¨@@¨¨¨¨¨¨ @@@@@@¨¨¨¨
@¨¨¨¨@@@@¨ ««# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #«« ¨@@@@¨¨@@@
¨¨@@¨¨@@¨¨ ««# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #«« ¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@@
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@ ««# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #«« ¨¨¨¨¨@@¨¨¨
@@@@@@@@¨¨ ««# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #«« @@@@¨¨¨¨@@
@@@@@@@¨¨@ ««# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #«« @@@¨¨@@¨¨@
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.