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\~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~\
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%^\~~¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨~~\^%
#%^\~~¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨~~\^%#
##%^\~~¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨~~\^%##
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####%^\~~¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨~~\^%####
###%^\~~¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨~~\^%###
##%^\~~¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨~~\^%##
#%^\~~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~~\^%#
%^\~~¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨~~\^%
^\~~¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~\^
\~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~\
~~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~~
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^\~~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~\^
%^\~~¨¨¨¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨¨¨¨~~\^%
#%^\~~¨¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨¨~~\^%#
##%^\~~¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨¨~~\^%##
###%^\~~¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨~~\^%###
####%^\~~¨ THINGS... ¨~~\^%####
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##%^\~~¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨~~\^%##
#%^\~~¨¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨¨~~\^%#
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