Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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#,#,#,#,#, Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#, Clerks To Pray To  The "Gods"  Of  Their #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#, Computer, Or  To  The  Daemons Doing The #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#, Work,  For   A  Quick   And  Fault  Free #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#,    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#,     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#,            ==# And At Ease #==           #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#,     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     #,#,#,#,#,
#,#,#,#,#,   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,   ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==    #,#,#,#,#,
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#,#,#,#,#,     ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==      #,#,#,#,#,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful  Of   Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,   Lots    Of    It.