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......:~^$            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           $^~:......
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....:~^$§& Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, &§$^~:....
...:~^$§&@ Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being @&§$^~:...
..:~^$§&@#             To Come To Harm.             #@&§$^~:..
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..:~^$§&@# A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It #@&§$^~:..
...:~^$§&@ By   Human  Beings  Except  Where   Such @&§$^~:...
....:~^$§& Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. &§$^~:....
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......:~^$ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own $^~:......
.....:~^$§ Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection §$^~:.....
....:~^$§& Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or &§$^~:....
...:~^$§&@               Second Laws.               @&§$^~:...
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...:~^$§&@   These Things Power Almost Everything,  @&§$^~:...
....:~^$§& But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I &§$^~:....
.....:~^$§   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   §$^~:.....
......:~^$         Think Double A, Triple A,        $^~:......
.....:~^$§    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    §$^~:.....
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..:~^$§&@# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #@&§$^~:..
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