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....«†%¤@#                TAPE DREAM                #@¤%†«....
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...«†%¤@## FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO DATA  BUT ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@### AT   THIS  POINT  IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@##        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         ##@¤%†«...
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....«†%¤@#     †††††††† TYPES OF TAPE ††††††††      #@¤%†«....
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..«†%¤@###           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@##         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ##@¤%†«...
....«†%¤@#       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      #@¤%†«....
.....«†%¤@       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        @¤%†«.....
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...«†%¤@## RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@###         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ###@¤%†«..
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....«†%¤@#                †† BIAS ††                #@¤%†«....
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....«†%¤@# CLASS  I  USES  ONE HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY #@¤%†«....
...«†%¤@##   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@### USE   SEVENTY    OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. ###@¤%†«..
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.....«†%¤@       %%%%%%%%% AHA AND %%%%%%%%%        @¤%†«.....
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...«†%¤@## CLASS  IV  IS APPARENTLY  TOO STRONG  TO ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@### BE  USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS. IT WILL ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@## SOUND   TOO   LOUND  AND  IT  CANNOT  BE ##@¤%†«...
....«†%¤@# COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS  IS VERY WELL. #@¤%†«....
.....«†%¤@   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  @¤%†«.....
....«†%¤@#            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            #@¤%†«....
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..«†%¤@### THEY  ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS A BIT ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@##     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      ##@¤%†«...
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....«†%¤@#       †††††††† ARTIFACTS ††††††††        #@¤%†«....
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..«†%¤@### GOOD TAPES ARE DECENT  AND HAVE  A  GOOD ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@## HIGH FREQUENCY PRESENCE, BAD  TAPES  ARE ##@¤%†«...
....«†%¤@# LOFI  IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I KINDA #@¤%†«....
.....«†%¤@                 LIKE IT.                 @¤%†«.....
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...«†%¤@## BIAS LOSS: IF  YOU FORGET  THE  BIAS WHO ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@### KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON   THERE  ANYMORE ###@¤%†«..
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....«†%¤@#  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  #@¤%†«....
.....«†%¤@   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   @¤%†«.....
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...«†%¤@## WOW: A SLOWER  FLUTTER,  USUALLY SEVERAL ##@¤%†«...
..«†%¤@### SECONDS  LONG. WHAT UP.  BOTH  OF  THESE ###@¤%†«..
...«†%¤@##    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   ##@¤%†«...
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.....«†%¤@ PRINT THROUGH: TAPES RUB  SOUND  ON EACH @¤%†«.....
....«†%¤@# OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG #@¤%†«....
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