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...¨,¨,¨,. %               HANDCUFFS              @ .,¨,¨,¨...
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\=-¨,,,.¨, shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only ,¨.,,,¨-=\
%†-~..,...  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ...,..~-†%
$$/«-..¨¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .¨¨..-«/$$
#%%:-~¨¨,,        trigger void mart alarms.         ,,¨¨~-:%%#
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@#@*%\»^,. however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs .,^»\%*@#@
##£@§==»-, can be put  on  you  as a punishment  by ,-»==§@£##
#¶£%$^»~,¨ police,  and   you   are  to  wear  them ¨,~»^$%£¶#
¶@&§\-,.¨¨           indefenitely forever           ¨¨.,-\§&@¶
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.,,,¨¨¨,., while this is  distressing at  first and ,.,¨¨¨,,,.
¨¨¨,,,.,.¨ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ¨.,.,,,¨¨¨
,,¨.¨,,..¨ store workers  are sympathetic  and will ¨..,,¨.¨,,
.,.¨,,.¨.¨ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ¨.¨.,,¨.,.
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           * probably not true, idk