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.,=^*%¤### shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ###¤%*^=,.
,^^»«*$£#@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @#£$*«»^^,
¨,.-.==*¶# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #¶*==.-.,¨
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.¨,:^***## however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ##***^:,¨.
,¨^.=^†%§@ can be  put on  you  as a punishment  by @§%†^=.^¨,
.~-=†%§@§# police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them #§@§%†=-~.
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.^=\%*§@@# store  workers  are sympathetic and will #@@§*%\=^.
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           * probably not true, idk