dentists like teeth dentists like belting your arms and legs to a specialized chair (the manufacturer must not ask questions, or look them in the eye) and prop your mouth open with a spreader. to take the finest weapon that the body has to offer (the mouth), and completely neutralize it, fold it open, and tease it - this is their reward and pleasure. to touch their finger upon a fang... to let it pierce and draw blood... in their lairs they have wonderfully weird machines and tools to ---- well, what's more interesting is that they can never operate on themselves (without significant risk), but must instead visit one of their own kin. dentists operating on dentists, sh sh sh. makes you shudder.