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........~= ~ AT SIGN, AT SIGN, SO MANY AT SIGNS.. ~ =~........
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.......~=^ MOM, WHAT'S AN INTERNET? . . . ^=~.......
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.....~=^$@ . . . IT'S A KIND OF COMPUTER PROGRAM @$^=~.....
....~=^$@@ WHERE YOU CAN SEND LETTERS TO THE @@$^=~....
...~=^$@@# TIGERS, #@@$^=~...
..~=^$@@## . . . EVEN SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE. ##@@$^=~..
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......~=^$ HOW DO I GET IT TO RUN? PRESS THAT $^=~......
.......~=^ BUTTON ^=~.......
........~= . . . . . .. OVER THERE. =~........
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.........~ RIGHT, AND.NOW? . .......... ~.........
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.......~=^ . . . . WAIT.... $ ^=~.......
......~=^$ . MOM, THERE'S A POP UP. ..... . IT $^=~......
.....~=^$@ . . SAYS THE INTERNET HAS BEEN STOLEN! @$^=~.....
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...~=^$@@# WHAT? . . YEAH, . #@@$^=~...
..~=^$@@## . THEN WE MUST SEARCH FOR IT. . ##@@$^=~..
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....~=^$@@ NOT IN THE CLOTHES CHAMBER... . . @@$^=~....
.....~=^$@ . . . NOT IN THE ICE CREAM MACHINE... @$^=~.....
......~=^$ NOT BEHIND THE COUCH... . . . $^=~......
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........~= . LOOK - STOLEN; GONE FROM OUR WORLD. . =~........
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........~= ^ HERE'S THE ENTRANCE TO WORLD THREE. ^ =~........
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.....~=^$@ ^ OK, LET'S GO INSIDE... ^ ^ ^ @$^=~.....
....~=^$@@ WHAT A COUP! YES! ^ ^ ^ OH LOOK, @@$^=~....
...~=^$@@# THERE'S THE ROYAL SHIP OF NABOO... #@@$^=~...
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.....~=^$@ *** DATABASE @ STOLEN *** @$^=~.....
......~=^$ APPEARED ON THE ELECTRO-BILLBOARD. $^=~......
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.......... THEY WENT INSIDE THEIR HOUSE AND SAW ..........
.........~ THE MODEM FAST ASLEEP ON THE CARPET. ~.........
........~= SUPER DUPER SPACESHIP! BOO YAH! THE =~........
.......~=^ THOUSANDTH PLANET WE CLAIM AS OURS! ^=~.......
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