rituals for computer operation
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.....@.... ......@...
......@... the computer is a very common tool in .......@..
.......@.. the futures, and in some ways even now. @.......@.
........@. its job is to do vast amounts of small @@.......@
@........@ calculations in a short amount of time. .@@.......
.@........ .@@@......
..@....... most work on the principles of posing .@.@@.....
...@...... the problem on a hilbert plane, which ...@@@....
....@..... is then folded out of causality, so ...@.@@...
.....@.... that daemons can solve the problem .....@@@..
......@... without affecting real life. (these .....@.@@.
.......@.. daemons are under contract with the .......@@@
@.......@. computer manufacturer.) .......@.@
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.@@....... it's commonplace for programmers and .........@
.@@@...... clerks to pray to the "gods" of their @.........
.@.@@..... computer, or to the daemons doing the .@........
...@@@.... work, for a quick and fault free ..@.......
...@.@@... operation. @..@......
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.....@.@@. some ubiquitous and generally @@@..@....
.......@@@ non-controversial rituals include: @.@@..@...
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.........@ ~~# light a scented candle #~~ ..@.@@..@.
.........@ ~~# for quiet and calm #~~ ....@@@..@
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.@........ ~~# recite a mantra or other #~~ @@....@@@.
..@....... ~~# reassuring message to make #~~ .@@...@.@@
@..@...... ~~# the computer comfortable #~~ .@@@....@@
@@..@..... ~~# and at ease #~~ .@.@@...@.
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@.@@..@... ~~# some like to say a brief #~~ ...@.@@...
..@@@..@.. ~~# prayer for solace, to be #~~ .....@@@..
..@.@@..@. ~~# left alone during their work #~~ .....@.@@.
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@...@.@@.. ~~# offer a cup of steaming tea #~~ .......@.@
@@....@@@. ~~# or a meal to the machines #~~ .........@
.@@...@.@@ ~~# (sometimes, by fey rules, #~~ @........@
.@@@....@@ ~~# the daemons are allowed #~~ @@........
.@.@@...@. ~~# to respond to this) #~~ @@@.......
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would you consider code golf
to be a kind of prayer?
as in, you make a convoluted,
intricate, beautiful, and useless
artifact. as in, you're using your
skills to ask for something,
...i'd ask for a handful of bugs?
code has bugs, lots of it.