RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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¨¨&&¨¨¨&&& THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN ¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨&
&¨&&&¨¨&¨& THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨& ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨& CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨&
&¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨
¨&¨¨¨¨&¨&& THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨
¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨&& IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
&¨¨&¨¨¨¨&¨ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨¨ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨ ¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨&¨ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND &¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨& CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR &&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE &&&¨¨&¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE &¨&&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& OPERATION. ¨¨&&&¨¨&¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨&¨&&¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨
¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨
¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #-- ¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨&&
&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# FOR QUIET AND CALM #-- ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&
&&¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨
&&&¨¨&¨¨¨¨ --# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #-- ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&¨&&¨¨&¨¨¨ --# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #-- &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&&&¨¨&¨¨ --# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #-- &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&¨&&¨¨&¨ --# AND AT EASE #-- ¨&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨& ¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨ --# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #-- ¨&¨&&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨ --# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #-- ¨¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨&& --# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #-- ¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&& &¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨ --# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #-- &&¨¨¨&¨&&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #-- ¨&&¨¨¨¨&&&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #-- ¨&&&¨¨¨&¨&
&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #-- ¨&¨&&¨¨¨¨&
¨&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ --# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #-- ¨¨¨&&&¨¨¨&
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.