Rituals For Computer Operation
¤,¤¤¤¤¤,,¤ ======================================== ,¤¤¤¤¤¤,,¤
¤¤,,,,¤,¤, ¤,,,,,¤,¤,
,¤,,,¤¤¤¤, The Computer Is A Very Common Tool In ¤,,,,¤¤¤¤¤
¤¤,,¤,,,¤, The Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ¤,,,¤,,,,¤
,¤,¤¤,,¤¤, Its Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small ¤,,¤¤,,,¤,
¤¤¤,¤,¤,¤, Calculations In A Short Amount Of Time. ¤,¤,¤,,¤¤,
,,¤¤¤¤¤¤¤, ¤¤¤¤¤,¤,¤¤
,¤,,,,,,¤, Most Work On The Principles Of Posing ,,,,¤¤¤¤,¤
¤¤,,,,,¤¤¤ The Problem On A Hilbert Plane, Which ,,,¤,,,¤¤¤
,¤,,,,¤,,¤ Is Then Folded Out Of Causality, So ,,¤¤,,¤,,,
¤¤,,,¤¤,¤¤ That Daemons Can Solve The Problem ,¤,¤,¤¤,,,
,¤,,¤,¤¤,, Without Affecting Real Life. (These ¤¤¤¤¤,¤,,¤
¤¤,¤¤¤,¤,, Daemons Are Under Contract With The ,,,,¤¤¤,¤¤
,¤¤,,¤¤¤,, Computer Manufacturer.) ,,,¤,,¤¤,,
¤,¤,¤,,¤,, ,,¤¤,¤,¤,,
¤¤¤¤¤,¤¤,¤ It'S Commonplace For Programmers And ,¤,¤¤¤¤¤,¤
,,,,¤¤,¤¤¤ Clerks To Pray To The "Gods" Of Their ¤¤¤,,,,¤¤,
,,,¤,¤¤,,¤ Computer, Or To The Daemons Doing The ,,¤,,,¤,¤,
,,¤¤¤,¤,¤¤ Work, For A Quick And Fault Free ,¤¤,,¤¤¤¤,
,¤,,¤¤¤¤,¤ Operation. ¤,¤,¤,,,¤,
¤¤,¤,,,¤¤, ¤¤¤¤¤,,¤¤,
,¤¤¤,,¤,¤, Some Ubiquitous And Generally ,,,,¤,¤,¤¤
¤,,¤,¤¤¤¤¤ Non-Controversial Rituals Include: ,,,¤¤¤¤¤,¤
¤,¤¤¤,,,,, ,,¤,,,,¤¤,
¤¤,,¤,,,,, ==# Light A Scented Candle #== ,¤¤,,,¤,¤¤
,¤,¤¤,,,,, ==# For Quiet And Calm #== ¤,¤,,¤¤¤,,
¤¤¤,¤,,,,¤ ¤¤¤,¤,,¤,,
,,¤¤¤,,,¤¤ ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #== ,,¤¤¤,¤¤,¤
,¤,,¤,,¤,, ==# Reassuring Message To Make #== ,¤,,¤¤,¤¤¤
¤¤,¤¤,¤¤,, ==# The Computer Comfortable #== ¤¤,¤,¤¤,,¤
,¤¤,¤¤,¤,¤ ==# And At Ease #== ,¤¤¤¤,¤,¤,
¤,¤¤,¤¤¤¤¤ ¤,,,¤¤¤¤¤,
¤¤,¤¤,,,,¤ ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #== ¤,,¤,,,,¤¤
,¤¤,¤,,,¤¤ ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #== ¤,¤¤,,,¤,,
¤,¤¤¤,,¤,, ==# Left Alone During Their Work #== ¤¤,¤,,¤¤,,
¤¤,,¤,¤¤,¤ ,¤¤¤,¤,¤,¤
,¤,¤¤¤,¤¤, ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #== ¤,,¤¤¤¤¤¤,
¤¤¤,,¤¤,¤¤ ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #== ¤,¤,,,,,¤,
,,¤,¤,¤¤,, ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #== ¤¤¤,,,,¤¤¤
,¤¤¤¤¤,¤,, ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #== ,,¤,,,¤,,¤
¤,,,,¤¤¤,¤ ==# To Respond To This) #== ,¤¤,,¤¤,¤¤
¤,,,¤,,¤¤, ¤,¤,¤,¤¤,,
¤,,¤¤,¤,¤¤ ======================================== ¤¤¤¤¤¤,¤,¤
:::=: : ==: : =: :=
: :: : : , :, ,
, , ^ ,
,
Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.