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#$%**~.... ....~**%$#
###@$%*=~. .~=*%$@###
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###@$%*=~. $$$$****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~######## .~=*%$@###
##@$$%*=~. ~~~~########$$$$****~~~~########$$$$**** .~=*%$$@##
@@%**~.... ####$$$$****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~#### ....~**%@@
#$*~~..... ****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~########$$$$ .....~~*$#
###@$%*=~. party, bathroom, door locked, lights .~=*%$@###
#@@$%%*=~. off, shower curtains drawn. floor full .~=*%%$@@#
###@$%*=~. of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i .~=*%$@###
##$*=~~... start to unzip my pants, she steps out ...~~=*$##
#@%*~~~... of the shower and pushes me to ...~~~*%@#
##$%*~.... ########$$$$**the~~ground.##$$$$****~~~~ ....~*%$##
#@%%*=.... $$$$****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~######## ....=*%%@#
###@$%*=~. i wish to be contacted by some .~=*%$@###
#@$$*=.... [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ....=*$$@#
###@$%*=~. some incredible power that will set .~=*%$@###
#$%==~.... everything right forever. what i don't ....~==%$#
###@$%*=~. know is that this happens multiple .~=*%$@###
@%====~... times per second - they ask me: "when ...~====%@
@%===~~... you said the world egg was your ideal ...~~===%@
###@$%*=~. body type, did you mean it"? i answer .~=*%$@###
###@$%*=~. "not really, but i can act like it for .~=*%$@###
###@$%*=~. you, if you'd like". at this point .~=*%$@###
###@$%*=~. however they have already erased my .~=*%$@###
@@@@$%*=~. memory of the encounter and moved on. .~=*%$@@@@
###@$%*=~. subconsciously, this is where my .~=*%$@###
###@$%*=~. ~~~~###sadness$$*comes~~###from#$$$$**** .~=*%$@###
@@%%***=~. ####$$$$****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~#### .~=***%%@@
#@@@$%*=~. ****~~~~########$$$$****~~~~########$$$$ .~=*%$@@@#
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##$***==~. .~==***$##
#@%=...... ......=%@#
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#@@%=~.... ....~=%@@#