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....^=:^%@ @%^:=^....
...^=:^%@# #@%^:=^...
..^=:^%@## ##@%^:=^..
.^=:^%@### ###@%^:=^.
..^=:^%@## %%%%::::^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^######## ##@%^:=^..
...^=:^%@# ^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^########%%%%:::: #@%^:=^...
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.....^=:^% ::::^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^########%%%% %^:=^.....
......^=:^ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ^:=^......
.......^=: OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL :=^.......
........^= OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I =^........
.......^=: START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT :=^.......
......^=:^ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ^:=^......
.....^=:^% ########%%%%::THE^^GROUND.##%%%%::::^^^^ %^:=^.....
....^=:^%@ %%%%::::^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^######## @%^:=^....
...^=:^%@# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #@%^:=^...
..^=:^%@## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##@%^:=^..
.^=:^%@### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###@%^:=^.
..^=:^%@## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ##@%^:=^..
...^=:^%@# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #@%^:=^...
....^=:^%@ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN @%^:=^....
.....^=:^% YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL %^:=^.....
......^=:^ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ^:=^......
.......^=: "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR :=^.......
........^= YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT =^........
.......^=: HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY :=^.......
......^=:^ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ^:=^......
.....^=:^% SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY %^:=^.....
....^=:^%@ ^^^^###SADNESS%%:COMES^^###FROM#%%%%:::: @%^:=^....
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..^=:^%@## ::::^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^########%%%% ##@%^:=^..
.^=:^%@### ########%%%%::::^^^^########%%%%::::^^^^ ###@%^:=^.
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