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.^-^=$#@## off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ##@#$=^-^.
....^--^$@ of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i @$^--^....
.^-^=$$$## start to unzip my pants, she steps out ##$$$=^-^.
.^-^=$#@@# of the shower and pushes me to #@@#$=^-^.
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.^-^=$$$#@ [god, alien] who would bestow upon me @#$$$=^-^.
......^^=# some incredible power that will set #=^^......
.^^^^-=$$# everything right forever. what i don't #$$=-^^^^.
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.^-^=$$$@# you said the world egg was your ideal #@$$$=^-^.
.....^^$$# body type, did you mean it"? i answer #$$^^.....
.....-=##@ "not really, but i can act like it for @##=-.....
......^^$@ you, if you'd like". at this point @$^^......
.^-^=$#@## however they have already erased my ##@#$=^-^.
.^-^=$#@## memory of the encounter and moved on. ##@#$=^-^.
.^-^=$#@## subconsciously, this is where my ##@#$=^-^.
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