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...:~*†$#@         *  Nintendo Game Boy   *         @#$†*~:...
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.....:~*†$  Dreamy Little Box From Nineteen Eighty  $†*~:.....
......:~*†    Nine, Shipped Here From Japan And     †*~:......
.......:~*      Forgotten In The Garage, Given      *~:.......
........:~  Harnesses And Reins By Kotlinski Et Al  ~:........
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........:~  It'S About Opening The Pandoras box Of  ~:........
.......:~*  Chiptunes, Making It Avaliable To Those *~:.......
......:~*†  With A Garage And An Older Sibling, Or  †*~:......
.....:~*†$  Knew Where To Temporarily Get Hold Of   $†*~:.....
....:~*†$#                Such Things               #$†*~:....
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..:~*†$#@#  With Two Sirens, One Shapeshifter And   #@#$†*~:..
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..:~*†$#@#  You Can Mold Into Images Of Flowers And #@#$†*~:..
...:~*†$#@  Mountains Alike, Capable Of Being Both  @#$†*~:...
....:~*†$#            Cute And Viscious.            #$†*~:....
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........:~    It'S Capable Of Taking You To Weird   ~:........
.........: Places, And It Will Be A Great Power To  :.........
........:~   You. But There Are Others Who Might    ~:........
.......:~*  Urge You Or Nudge You Into Doing Their  *~:.......
......:~*†   Bidding. You Must Look Into Your Own   †*~:......
.....:~*†$   Heart, And Only Have The Gameboy Sing  $†*~:.....
....:~*†$#       The Sounds Of Your Own Secret      #$†*~:....
...:~*†$#@               Destination.               @#$†*~:...
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