PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START  TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND -  THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM