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,&&&,&&,,, off, shower  curtains drawn.  floor full &,,&,&,,&&
&,,&&,&,,, of  dirty clothes, of garbage, and  as i &,&&&&,&,&
&,&,&&&,,& start to  unzip my pants,  she steps out &&,,,&&&&,
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&&,&&,,,,& [god,  alien]  who would bestow upon  me &&,,,&&&,,
,&&,&,,,&& some  incredible  power  that  will  set ,&,,&,,&,&
&,&&&,,&,, everything  right forever. what  i don't &&,&&,&&&&
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,&&&&&,&&, "not  really, but i  can act like it for &,&,&&&&,,
&,,,,&&,&& you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point &&&&,,,&,,
&,,,&,&&,, however  they  have  already  erased  my ,,,&,,&&,&
&,,&&&,&,& memory  of  the encounter and moved  on. ,,&&,&,&&,
&,&,,&&&&, subconsciously,   this   is   where   my ,&,&&&&,&&
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