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,^~===*§§§ §§§*===~^,
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,^~==*§@## ^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^####@@@@****==== ##@§*==~^,
,^~==*§@## @@@@****====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^#### ##@§*==~^,
,,,~===§@# ====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^####@@@@**** #@§===~,,,
,^~==*§@@@ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS @@@§*==~^,
,^~==*§@## OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ##@§*==~^,
,,,^~==*@# OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I #@*==~^,,,
,^~==*§@## START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ##@§*==~^,
,,,~~===*§ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO §*===~~,,,
,^~==*§§§@ ####@@@@****==THE^^GROUND.@@****====^^^^ @§§§*==~^,
,^~==§@### ****====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^####@@@@ ###@§==~^,
,,,,,~~=§§ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME §§=~~,,,,,
,,^^~==**§ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME §**==~^^,,
,,,,,~=*§§ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET §§*=~,,,,,
,^~==*§@@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@@§*==~^,
,^^^~==*§§ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE §§*==~^^^,
,^~==*§@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@§*==~^,
,^~==*§§@# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #@§§*==~^,
,,^~~==*@# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #@*==~~^,,
,,,,,,^=*@ "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR @*=^,,,,,,
,^~~~==**@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @**==~~~^,
,,,,^^~=§@ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY @§=~^^,,,,
,^~==*§@## MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ##@§*==~^,
,^~==*§### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###§*==~^,
,,,,,,~=*@ ^^^^###SADNESS**=COMES^^###FROM@****==== @*=~,,,,,,
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