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...:::=@@@ party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights @@@=:::...
.:~:=$@@## off,  shower curtains  drawn. floor full ##@@$=:~:.
.:~:=$@@## of  dirty clothes, of  garbage, and as i ##@@$=:~:.
....~===$@ start  to unzip my  pants, she steps out @$===~....
.....:::=@ of   the   shower  and   pushes  me   to @=:::.....
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...::~=$$@ i  wish   to  be   contacted   by   some @$$=~::...
.:~:=$@@## [god,  alien]  who would bestow  upon me ##@@$=:~:.
.:~:$@@### some  incredible  power  that  will  set ###@@$:~:.
.::~~~~=$@ everything  right forever.  what i don't @$=~~~~::.
.:~:=$@@## know  is   that  this  happens  multiple ##@@$=:~:.
.:~:=$@@## times per  second - they  ask  me: "when ##@@$=:~:.
.:~:=$@@## you said the world egg  was  your  ideal ##@@$=:~:.
.....::$@@ body type,  did you mean  it"?  i answer @@$::.....
.:~:=@@### "not  really, but  i can act like it for ###@@=:~:.
.:~:=$@@## you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point ##@@$=:~:.
.:~:=$@@## however  they  have  already  erased  my ##@@$=:~:.
....::=$@@ memory  of  the encounter and moved  on. @@$=::....
.....~:=@@ subconsciously,   this   is   where   my @@=:~.....
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