SP3ED HOL3                
                                
                                          
 TURN YOUR W4LKMAN L1K3  4 TURTL3.  TH3RE 
 M1GHT  B3  SOM3TH1NG  TH3RE  TH4T  LOOKS 
 L1K3 4  SCR3W  HOL3  BUT 1T COULD  B3  4 
                SP3ED HOLE.               
 TH3  RUL3  1S  1F   YOU   C4N'T   G3T  4 
  R34SONABLY SM4LL SCR3WDR1VER 1N TH3RE,  
          1T'S NOT 4 SCR3W HOL3.          
                                          
                 US4G3                  
                                          
 US3 TH3 SP3ED  HOL3  L1K3  4 SCR3W  HOL3 
       BUT W1TH 4 T1NI3R SCR3WDR1VER      
                                          
                  TH1S                  
                 4DJUSTS                
                  TH3                   
                 P1TCH                
                                          
 SOM3 C4SS3TTE PL4Y3RS H4V3 SP3ED  SCR3WS 
 BUT  NO HOL3S FOR TH3M. TO G3T TO  THOS3 
 SCR3WS  YOU  N3ED   TO  D1SS4S3MBLE  TH3 
 WHOL3   TH1NG.   COULD   B3   WORTH   1T