(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D  TH1S   1D34   TH4T  YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN  TH1S H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG TO  SN34K1LY BR34K TH3  RUL3S 
 OF   C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,  SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING 4  L1GHT SW1TCH  TO S3E  1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS  OFF  TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG  TO   G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3  THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF  TH3  "CH3CKS" 4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)   FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1 THOUGHT,  YOU COULD  G3T 1N TH3  H4B1T 
 OF  THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE WHO DO3S  D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y  1N F4CT 4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR   L4T3R  TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND TH3Y S34RCH  TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.)  THROW1NG P3NS  ON 
 TH3  GROUND  4ND P1CKING TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED  1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.    BUT    1   H4D   TH3   THOUGHT.