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,,,,,,~~†^                  ~~%#~~                  ^†~~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~†                ~~%    %~~                †~~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~~              ~~%  LIFE  %~~              ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~                ~~%    %~~                ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                  ~~#%~~                  ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, ~ ~ %  A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS % ~  ~ ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ~   %   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   %    ~ ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ ~    %   WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND    %   ~ ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~~ ~  ~  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  ~  ~ ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~† ~   %    ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   %   ~ †~~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~~†^ %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % ^†~~,,,,,,
,,,,,~~†^% ~  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  ~ %^†~~,,,,,
,,,,~~†^%# ~  ~ % ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD  % ~  ~ #%^†~~,,,,
,,,~~†^%#@ ~   %   BE  MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   ~ @#%^†~~,,,
,,~~†^%#@# %    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    % #@#%^†~~,,
,~~†^%#@## ~   %   AND  SO  INSTEAD   THERE   %   ~ ##@#%^†~~,
,,~~†^%#@# ~   ~   %    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #@#%^†~~,,
,,,~~†^%#@ SANCTIONED     LIST      %      ~      ~ @#%^†~~,,,
,,,,~~†^%# ~  ~ ~  ~  %  OF  CRITERIA  % ~  ~  ~  ~ #%^†~~,,,,
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,,,,,,~~†^ - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ^†~~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~† - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  †~~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~~ - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ,,,,,,,,,,
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