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.-~^§%&###                ~~%    %~~                ###&%§^~-.
.-~^§%&###              ~~%  LIFE  %~~              ###&%§^~-.
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.-~^§%&### ~  ~ % A MULTITUDE  OF DEFINITIONS % ~ ~ ###&%§^~-.
.-~^§&#### ~   %   DOES   NOT   HELP.    WE   %   ~ ####&§^~-.
.-~^§%#### %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ####%§^~-.
.-~^§%&### ~   %   WHAT   WE    ARE,    AND   %   ~ ###&%§^~-.
.-~~~~§&&# ~  ~  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  ~  ~ #&&§~~~~-.
.-~^§%%%## ~    %   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   %   ~ ##%%%§^~-.
.-~~^^^%&& %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % &&%^^^~~-.
..--~§§%&# ~  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  ~ #&%§§~--..
.-~^§%&&## ~ ~  % ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  %  ~  ~ ##&&%§^~-.
.....-^%## ~  %   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   ~ ##%^-.....
.-~^§%&&&& %    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    % &&&&%§^~-.
.-~^§%&### ~  %   AND   SO  INSTEAD   THERE   %   ~ ###&%§^~-.
...~^§§§&# ~   ~   %    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #&§§§^~...
.-~^§§%%%# SANCTIONED      LIST      %     ~      ~ #%%%§§^~-.
.-~^§%&### ~  ~  ~  ~  % OF  CRITERIA  %  ~  ~  ~ ~ ###&%§^~-.
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.-~^§%&### - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ###&%§^~-.
.-~^§%&### - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ###&%§^~-.
.....-~§&& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  &&§~-.....
....-^§§&# - LIFE CAN STEAL                         #&§§^-....
...-~§§%%# - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     #%%§§~-...
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