I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!