I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!