I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!