I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!