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#&$$^~^... I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size ...^~^$$&#
&$$^~^.... Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands ....^~^$$&
$$^~^.....      Are Placed Where They Should.       .....^~^$$
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^~^....... When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So .......^~^
~^........ Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. ........^~
^......... Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly .........^
.......... Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. ..........
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.......... And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can ..........
.......... Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself! ..........
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