I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!