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#@§\~:.... I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE ....:~\§@#
@#@§\~:... COFFEE  POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP. MY HANDS ...:~\§@#@
#@#@§\~:..       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      ..:~\§@#@#
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#@#@§\~:.. WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER, I  EVER SO ..:~\§@#@#
@#@§\~:... GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE  OF THE  MACHINE. ...:~\§@#@
#@§\~:.... BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ....:~\§@#
@§\~:..... CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS   WITH  MY  FINGER. .....:~\§@
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\~:....... AND  I  GUARD IT  CLOSELY SO THAT I  CAN .......:~\
~:........ STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS  FOR MYSELF! ........:~
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