I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!