I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!