I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!