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......:~\^ A COFFEE  POT CAN  ACTUALLY  BE  A  VERY ^\~:......
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..:~\^%### . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ###%^\~:..
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...:~\^%## AFTERWARDS,  IN THE NEXT MORNING, IT'S A ##%^\~:...
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