I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!