I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!