I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!