I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!