I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!