I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!