I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!