I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!