I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!