I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE  INDUSTRIAL SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS 
       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER SO 
 GENTLY STROKE  THE SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. 
 BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY   FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I  GUARD IT  CLOSELY SO  THAT I CAN 
 STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!