I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!