..~^*@@### ###@@*^~..
..~^=*@@## ##@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## ##@@*=^~..
......~^=@ @=^~......
.....~=*@# #@*=~.....
..~^=*@@## # * . # * . # * LYING # * . # * . # * . ##@@*=^~..
.......^*@ # * . IN MY ROOM, # * . @*^.......
..~~~=**@# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #@**=~~~..
..~^=*@@@@ # * . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @@@@*=^~..
......~=@@ # * . SOMETHING SLIMY, @@=~......
......^=*@ # * . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @*=^......
..~^=*@@@# # * . UP THE ARM. # * . #@@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@@@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # * . @@@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## # * . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## # * . # * . # * . ##@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # * . ##@@*=^~..
..~^^===*@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # * . @*===^^~..
.....~=@@@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # * . @@@=~.....
..~^=*@@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # * . ##@@*=^~..
.....^==*@ # * . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @*==^.....
..~^=*@@## # * . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # * . ##@@*=^~..
....^^***@ # * . # * . # * . @***^^....
..~^=*@### # * . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###@*=^~..
..~^=***@@ FACE, I BITE IT. # * . @@***=^~..
.......^*@ # * . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @*^.......
..~^=*@@## JUICY # * . GRAPE, ##@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@@# # * . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #@@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## # * . # * . CUCUMBER. . ##@@*=^~..
......^*@# # * . IT'S VERY GOOD. # * . AND I # * . #@*^......
..~^=*@@## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # * . ##@@*=^~..
.......^=@ # * . CHEW IT. # * . @=^.......
..~^===@@@ # * . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. @@@===^~..
....~^=**@ # * . # * . # * . @**=^~....
......~==@ * ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. * ~ @==~......
....~==*@@ * ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER * ~ @@*==~....
..~^=*@@## * ~ MY SHIRT, * ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@@*=^~..
.....~=**@ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. * ~ @**=~.....
......~=@@ * ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH @@=~......
......~=*@ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. * ~ @*=~......
.....^^*@@ * ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @@*^^.....
.....~=@@# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #@@=~.....
..~^=*@@## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. * ~ ##@@*=^~..
...~^^=@@# * ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, * ~ #@@=^^~...
......~=*@ * ~ * ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. * ~ * ~ @*=~......
..~^=*@@@# #@@@*=^~..
..~^=*@@## ##@@*=^~..
......^=*@ @*=^......
......~=@# #@=~......
.......^*@ @*^.......