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*%=~~,,,,, 1F 1 DONT G3T 4NY SL3EP 1 B3COME V3RY    ,,,,,~~=%*
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,,,,,,,,,, TH1S M4K3S M3 V3RY DR34MY 1N TH4T 1      ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, D4YDR3AM V1VIDLY 4ND 3RR4T1CALLY, 4LSO   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, 1 F3EL G3NER4LLY K1ND OF OK4Y :)         ,,,,,,,,,,
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#¶*%=~~,,, GR4T3FUL? SLOWS MY BR34TH1NG 4ND BR1NGS  ,,,~~=%*¶#
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