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.~~:%*#@## ~(((( SPOILERS ))))~ ##@#*%:~~.
..~~:%*#@# .~ GOTO RANDOM SITE ~. #@#*%:~~..
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#*%:~~.... ::: TODO ::: ....~~:%*#
*%:~~..... .....~~:%*
%:~~...... @@ REWRITE TO STORE AS JSON MAYBE ......~~:%
*%:~~..... .....~~:%*
#*%:~~.... @@ REWRITE TO USE A DATABASE MAYBE ....~~:%*#
@#*%:~~... (SPOILER: CURRENTLY WE DON'T) ...~~:%*#@
#@#*%:~~.. ..~~:%*#@#
##@#*%:~~. @@ ALIAS "ADJUST" FOR "JUSTIFY" BECAUSE .~~:%*#@##
#@#*%:~~.. I DO THIS WRONG MORE OFTEN THAN NOT ..~~:%*#@#
@#*%:~~... ...~~:%*#@
.~~:%*#@## ::: DONE ::: ##@#*%:~~.
.....~:%*@ @*%:~.....
...~~~:**@ @@ LEARN NEO FOUR JAY AND MAKE A SCRIPT @**:~~~...
.....~:**# THAT GENERATES A DATABASE SO YOU CAN #**:~.....
.~~:%*#@## LOOK AT YOUR PAGES ##@#*%:~~.
.~~:%**##@ @##**%:~~.
.~~:%*#@## @@ MAKE LINKS ONLY LINKIFY WHEN THERE ##@#*%:~~.
...~:%%%%# IS ~ANOTHER~ PAGE WITH THE TAG #%%%%:~...
...~~~:**@ @**:~~~...
.~~:%**##@ @@ MAKE LINKS ALWAYS GO TO ~ANOTHER~ @##**%:~~.
.~~:%*#@## PAGE THAN THE ONE WHO LINKS TO THE TAG ##@#*%:~~.
.~~:%*###@ @###*%:~~.
.~:%*#@### @@ MAKE THE RANDOM KEYWORD JUST GIVE A ###@#*%:~.
.~~:%*#@## RANDOM PAGE ##@#*%:~~.
.~~~~:::%# #%:::~~~~.
...~~:%**# @@ SOME BACKEND STATS ABOUT TAGS #**%:~~...
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