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@$===^^,,, PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ,,,^^===$@
@%=~~,,,,, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ,,,,,~~=%@
###@%$=~^, OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ,^~=$%@###
###@%$=~^, START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ,^~=$%@###
###@%$=~^, OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ,^~=$%@###
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#@@%$~^,,, I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ,,,^~$%@@#
###@%$=~^, [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ,^~=$%@###
@$~^,,,,,, SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ,,,,,,^~$@
@@%%==~^,, EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,,^~==%%@@
####@$=~^, KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ,^~=$@####
###@%$=~^, TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,^~=$%@###
###@%$=~^, YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ,^~=$%@###
@%=~^,,,,, BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ,,,,,^~=%@
####%$=~^, "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ,^~=$%####
#@%===^,,, YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ,,,^===%@#
###@%$=~^, HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ,^~=$%@###
###@%$=~^, MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ,^~=$%@###
###@%$=~^, SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ,^~=$%@###
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