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,&&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                #### #####                ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                TAPE DREAM                ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                #### #####                ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, FOR STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& AT   THIS  POINT  IN   TIME  THAT'S  NOT ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&     †††††††† TYPES OF TAPE ††††††††      ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                †† BIAS ††                ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& CLASS  I USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& USE   SEVENTY    OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,        $$$$$$$$$ AHA AND $$$$$$$$$       ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, CLASS  IV  IS APPARENTLY TOO  STRONG  TO ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& BE USED  ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, SOUND   TOO  LOUND  AND  IT  CANNOT   BE ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS  IS VERY WELL. ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& THEY ALSO  GNAW AT THE TAPE HEADS  A BIT ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&       †††††††† ARTIFACTS ††††††††        ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& GOOD TAPES  ARE  DECENT AND  HAVE A GOOD ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& LOFI IF NOT OUTRIGHT BAD.  IDK, I  KINDA ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                 LIKE IT.                 ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, BIAS LOSS: IF  YOU  FORGET THE BIAS  WHO ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN  ON   THERE  ANYMORE ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,                                          ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, WOW:  A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& SECONDS LONG.  WHAT  UP.  BOTH OF  THESE ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,,   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,, PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND  ON EACH ,&&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,& OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG ,,&,&,&,&,
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