.,~*^@§### ###§@^*~,.
..,~*^@§## ##§@^*~,..
...,~*^@§# #§@^*~,...
....,~*^@§ §@^*~,....
.....,~*^@ @^*~,.....
......,~*^ # @ . # @ . # @ LYING # @ . # @ . # @ . ^*~,......
.......,~* # @ . IN MY ROOM, # @ . *~,.......
........,~ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ~,........
........., # @ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ,.........
........,~ # @ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ~,........
.......,~* # @ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, *~,.......
......,~*^ # @ . UP THE ARM. # @ . ^*~,......
.....,~*^@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # @ . @^*~,.....
....,~*^@§ # @ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. §@^*~,....
...,~*^@§# # @ . # @ . # @ . #§@^*~,...
..,~*^@§## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # @ . ##§@^*~,..
.,~*^@§### IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # @ . ###§@^*~,.
..,~*^@§## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # @ . ##§@^*~,..
...,~*^@§# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # @ . #§@^*~,...
....,~*^@§ # @ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. §@^*~,....
.....,~*^@ # @ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # @ . @^*~,.....
......,~*^ # @ . # @ . # @ . ^*~,......
.......,~* # @ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY *~,.......
........,~ FACE, I BITE IT. # @ . ~,........
........., # @ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ,.........
........,~ JUICY # @ . GRAPE, ~,........
.......,~* # @ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET *~,.......
......,~*^ # @ . # @ . CUCUMBER. . ^*~,......
.....,~*^@ # @ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # @ . AND I # @ . @^*~,.....
....,~*^@§ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # @ . §@^*~,....
...,~*^@§# # @ . CHEW IT. # @ . #§@^*~,...
..,~*^@§## # @ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##§@^*~,..
.,~*^@§### # @ . # @ . # @ . ###§@^*~,.
..,~*^@§## @ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. @ ~ ##§@^*~,..
...,~*^@§# @ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER @ ~ #§@^*~,...
....,~*^@§ @ ~ MY SHIRT, @ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM §@^*~,....
.....,~*^@ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. @ ~ @^*~,.....
......,~*^ @ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ^*~,......
.......,~* MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. @ ~ *~,.......
........,~ @ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ~,........
........., SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ,.........
........,~ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. @ ~ ~,........
.......,~* @ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, @ ~ *~,.......
......,~*^ @ ~ @ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. @ ~ @ ~ ^*~,......
.....,~*^@ @^*~,.....
....,~*^@§ §@^*~,....
...,~*^@§# #§@^*~,...
..,~*^@§## ##§@^*~,..
.,~*^@§### ###§@^*~,.