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..^~/%$£@# #   $   .   In   My    Room,   #   $   . #@£$%/~^..
...^~/%$£@ # Arms Flopped Over The Edge Of The Bed. @£$%/~^...
....^~/%$£ #  $ .  Something Poking  My  Left Hand, £$%/~^....
.....^~/%$ #     $      .      Something     Slimy, $%/~^.....
......^~/% #  $ .  Slithering  Around  The Fingers, %/~^......
.......^~/ #   $   .   Up   The    Arm.   #   $   . /~^.......
........^~ Is   It   Drug-Fueled   Apathy?  #  $  . ~^........
.........^ #   $  .   I   Don'T   Move   The   Arm. ^.........
.......... #    $    .    #    $    .   #    $    . ..........
.........^ Whatever It Is That'S Tasting Me,  # $ . ^.........
........^~ It    Moves   Further   Up,   #   $    . ~^........
.......^~/ Reaches    The    Armpit.    #    $    . /~^.......
......^~/% I  Turn  My  Head  Toward  It.  #  $   . %/~^......
.....^~/%$ #    $    .   Looks    Like    Seagrass. $%/~^.....
....^~/%$£ #  $   .  It'S   Kinda  Cute.  #   $   . £$%/~^....
...^~/%$£@ #    $    .    #    $    .    #    $   . @£$%/~^...
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..^~/%$£@# #  $  .  The Texture  Is Like  That Of A #@£$%/~^..
...^~/%$£@ Juicy      #      $       .       Grape, @£$%/~^...
....^~/%$£ #  $  . And The Squish Tastes Like Sweet £$%/~^....
.....^~/%$ #    $    .   #    $   .   Cucumber.   . $%/~^.....
......^~/% # $  . It'S Very Good. # $ . And I # $ . %/~^......
.......^~/ Suck   More   Of   It   In.    #   $   . /~^.......
........^~ #    $    .   Chew    It.    #    $    . ~^........
.........^ # $ . The Seagrass Doesn'T Seem To Mind. ^.........
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.........^ $  ~  Apathy   Gone,  I  Sit   Up.  $  ~ ^.........
........^~ $ ~   The Tendrils  Are Stuck  Under $ ~ ~^........
.......^~/ $ ~  My  Shirt, $  ~ Entering By The Arm /~^.......
......^~/% And  Exiting Through  The  Collar.  $  ~ %/~^......
.....^~/%$ $  ~ This  Makes It Hard For  Me To Push $%/~^.....
....^~/%$£ More   Of   It   In   My   Mouth.   $  ~ £$%/~^....
...^~/%$£@ $ ~  I Make To Remove The Shirt, But The @£$%/~^...
..^~/%$£@# Seagrass Finally Protests When I  Try To #@£$%/~^..
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