The Herb  Is  When I  Can'T  Go  Outside 
 Because   I'M    On   My   Way   Outside 
                                          
 The Herb,  Because I Don'T  Want To Know 
        Which Body Part Is Itching        
                                          
 The   Herb,  Because   I   Find   Myself 
      Thinking About Neytiri, Again       
                                          
 The  Herb, Because It Is Too  Easy To Go 
                 Shopping                 
                                          
 The Herb, Because  I  Want  To  Fail  At 
             Putting On Shoes