The  Herb Is  When I  Can'T  Go  Outside 
 Because    I'M   On   My   Way   Outside 
                                          
 The Herb,  Because I Don'T Want  To Know 
        Which Body Part Is Itching        
                                          
 The   Herb,  Because   I   Find   Myself 
       Thinking About Neytiri, Again      
                                          
 The Herb, Because It Is Too  Easy  To Go 
                 Shopping                 
                                          
 The  Herb,  Because I Want  To  Fail  At 
             Putting On Shoes