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#¨@@,¤¨£¨# shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only ,#¨¤,¨§,¤,
#..@,£.&,@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨#.#¨@&,#¨
§.#£.£,#¨& know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨£,£¨,§.£.
¤¨,£,&¨@.§         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨§.&.££,£,
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#,.§.§¨&,# however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨@.#.@£¨£,
£¨£#.@.¤¨@ can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by ,@¨§¨,£.&,
§.,¤,§,@,£ police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them .¤.§.£¤,#,
£.¤¤,#.@,§           indefenitely forever           ¨&.¤¨.#.#¨
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#¨¨#¨#¨#¨# ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨#¨#¨##¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨#¨#¨¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨# ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨#¨#¨##¨#¨
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§¨@§,@¨¤¨# while this is distressing  at  first and .§.#¨.@¨&¨
#,,¤¨¤¨§¨# can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most ,¤,&¨#@,£,
#,#£¨£,@,¤ store workers are  sympathetic  and will .¤.&¨.#¨@,
&..&,#,¤.¤ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. .¤.#.&£,@,
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           * probably not true, idk