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.:-:*§§¶##           .--- BATTERIES ---.            ##¶§§*:-:.
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....-:*§¶¶ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¶¶§*:-....
.:-:*§§¶¶# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING #¶¶§§*:-:.
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.:-:*§§¶## A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶§§*:-:.
.:---:§§§§ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH §§§§:---:.
...:-:§§§¶ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¶§§§:-:...
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.:-:*§§¶## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##¶§§*:-:.
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.:-:*§§¶## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ##¶§§*:-:.
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.:-:*§§¶##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##¶§§*:-:.
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.:-:*§§¶##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##¶§§*:-:.
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