they have told me  to  mount in the  car 
 and  drive it to  some town to fix  some 
 stuff. i  drive as  good  as  i  can but 
 it's not helping. i dont have a  drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying flat on  my  stomach  and have  to 
 pedal with my  hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option  here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
      straight, as you're supposed to