R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,,,&&&&&,,                                          &&&&,,,&&&
,&,,&&&,,& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N &&&,,&,,&,
,,,,,&,,,, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3  W4YS 3VEN NOW. &&,,,,,,,,
&&&&,,,&&& 1TS JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,,,&&&&&&&
&&&,,&,,&, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. &&,,&&&&&&
&&,,,,,,,,                                          ,,,,,&&&&&
&,,&&&&&&& MOST  WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF POS1NG &&&&,,&&&&
,,,,&&&&&& TH3  PROBL3M ON 4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,&&,,,,&&&
,&&,,&&&&& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,,,,&&,,&,
,,,,,,&&&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M ,&&,,,,,,,
&&&&&,,&&&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,,,,&&&&&&
&&&&,,,,&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&&,,&&&&&
&&&,,&&,,,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,,,,,,&&&&
&&,,,,,,&&                                          &&&&&,,&&&
&,,&&&&,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &&&&,,,,&&
,,,,&&,,&& CL3RKS  TO  PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R ,&&,,&&,,&
,&&,,,,,,, COMPUT3R, OR TO  TH3  D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,&&&&&& WORK,   FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ,&&&&&&&&&
,&&,,&&&&,                OP3R4T1ON.                ,,&&&&&&&,
,,,,,,&&,,                                          &,,&&&&&,,
&&&&&,,,,&       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      ,,,,&&&,,&
&&&&,,&&,,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &&&,,&,,,,
,&&,,,,,,&                                          &&,,,,,&&,
,,,,&&&&,,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      &,,&&&,,,,
&&&,,&&,,,        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,,,,&,,&&&
&&,,,,,,&&                                          &&&,,,,,&&
&,,&&&&,,&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &&,,&&&,,&
,,,,&&,,,,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,,,,,&,,,,
&&&,,,,&&,     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &&&&,,,&&&
&&,,&&,,,,           ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~            ,&&,,&,,&&
&,,,,,,&&,                                          ,,,,,,,,,&
,,&&&&,,,,     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&&&&&&&,,
&,,&&,,&&,     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,,&&&&&,,&
,,,,,,,,,,   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   &,,&&&,,,,
&&&&&&&&&&                                          ,,,,&,,&&&
&&&&&&&&&&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   &&&,,,,,&&
&&&&&&&&&,    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     &&,,&&&,,&
&&&&&&&&,,    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     ,,,,,&,,,,
,&&&&&&,,&     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      &&&&,,,&&,
,,&&&&,,,,        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       ,&&,,&,,,,
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO    B3    4     K1ND     OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,   YOU   M4K3    4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,    B34UT1FUL,   4ND   US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG   YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4   H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF   1T.