Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@@@@@@,@,@ The  Computer Is  A  Very Common Tool In ,@@,@,,@@@
@@@@@@,@,@ The Futures, And  In Some Ways Even Now. ,,@,@,@,@@
@@@@@@,@,@ Its Job Is To Do  Vast Amounts  Of Small ,@@,@,@,,@
@@@@@@,@,@ Calculations  In A Short Amount Of Time. ,,@,@,@,@,
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@,@@@@,@,@ Most Work On  The  Principles  Of Posing ,,@,@,@,@,
@,,@@@,@,@ The  Problem  On  A Hilbert Plane, Which ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@ Is Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@ That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@          Computer Manufacturer.)         ,,@,@,@,@,
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@,@,@@,@,@   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@ Clerks To  Pray To  The "Gods" Of  Their ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@ Computer,  Or To  The Daemons  Doing The ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@ Work,  For  A   Quick   And  Fault  Free ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@                Operation.                ,,@,@,@,@,
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@,@,@@,@,@      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ,@@,@,@,@,
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@,@,,@,@,@      ~~# Light A Scented Candle #~~      ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@        ~~# For Quiet And Calm #~~        ,,@,@,@,@,
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@,@,@@,@,@     ~~# Recite A Mantra Or Other #~~     ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@    ~~# Reassuring Message To Make #~~    ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@     ~~# The Computer Comfortable #~~     ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@           ~~# And At Ease #~~            ,@@,@,@,@,
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@,@,,@,@,@     ~~# Some Like To Say A Brief #~~     ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@     ~~# Prayer For Solace, To Be #~~     ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   ,@@,@,@,@,
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@,@,,@,@,@    ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~   ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@     ~~# Or A Meal To The Machines #~~    ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@     ~~# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #~~    ,@@,@,@,@,
@,@,@@,@,@      ~~# The Daemons Are Allowed #~~     ,,@,@,@,@,
@,@,,@,@,@        ~~# To Respond To This) #~~       ,@@,@,@,@,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,    You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,   Lots    Of    It.