R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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...&&&.... TH3 COMPUT3R 1S 4  V3RY COMMON  TOOL  1N &.&.&.....
...&..&... TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. .&&&&&....
...&&.&&.. 1TS JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL .&....&...
...&.&&.&. C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &&&...&&..
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...&..&&.. MOST WORK  ON  TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF POS1NG &&.&&.&&&&
&..&&.&.&. TH3 PROBL3M  ON  4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH &.&&.&&...
&&.&.&&&&& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO .&&.&&.&..
&.&&&&.... TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M &&.&&.&&&.
&&&...&...   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &.&&.&&..&
...&..&&.. D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &&&.&&.&.&
&..&&.&.&.         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ...&&.&&&&
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.&&&&&....   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &&.&&&.&..
.&....&... CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3 "GODS"  OF  TH31R ..&&..&&&.
.&&...&&.. COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG TH3 &.&.&.&..&
&&.&..&.&. WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E &&&&&&&&.&
..&&&.&&&&                OP3R4T1ON.                &.......&&
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&&&&.&.&..      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ..&.....&&
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&...&&...&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &.&&&&..&.
&&..&.&..&        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        &&&...&.&&
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..&&&...&&     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     &..&&.&..&
&.&..&..&.    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    .&.&.&&&.&
.&&&.&&.&&     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     &&&&&&..&&
&&..&&.&&.            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           &.....&.&.
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.&&&&&&.&&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     .&&...&...
.&.....&&.     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     &&.&..&&..
.&&....&.&   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   &.&&&.&.&.
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&&&&&..&..   ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==    &&.&.&....
&....&.&&.     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    ..&&&&&...
&&...&&&.&    ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==     ..&....&..
&.&..&..&&      ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==     ..&&...&&.
&&&&.&&.&.       ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==        &.&.&..&.&
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