R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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#,,,#,#,#, TH3  COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY COMMON TOOL 1N ,,,#,#,#,,
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#,#,#,,,,, 1TS JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ,#,#,,,,,#
,#####,,,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,####,,,,#
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,,#,,,##,, MOST WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,##,,##,,#
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###,#,,##, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 #####,,,,,
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#,###,#,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,#,,#,#,,
###,,###,, CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R #,##,####,
#,,#,#,,#, COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 ,##,##,,,#
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,,,,#,,###     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ##,,##,#,,
,,,,##,#,,     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,,#,#,###,
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