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.....~%%%# Page On Unicorn Meat.                    #%%%~.....
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.^~=%%#¶## #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶#%%=~^.
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.^~=%%#### Unicorn Meat  Is  Oily, Iridiescent  And ####%%=~^.
.....~==%# Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its #%==~.....
.^~=%%¶### Shrimp-Like  Texture It Is Usually Cured ###¶%%=~^.
...^^^=%%# -  Mixed With  Large Quantities Of Salt, #%%=^^^...
.^^^~~==%# Then  Sealed  In  A Dark  Room  (Or Pit) #%==~~^^^.
.^^^~%%##¶       To Dry Over Several Months.        ¶##%%~^^^.
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.^~=%%#¶¶# Eating  The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal #¶¶#%%=~^.
...^^^~=%¶ Life.  By Indulging,  You Lose The Grace ¶%=~^^^...
.^~=%%#### Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will ####%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶## Claim You. It Has  Been Discovered  That ##¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%¶### This  Does Not Prevent  Your  Body  From ###¶%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶## Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ##¶#%%=~^.
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.^~=%%#¶## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶#%%=~^.
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..^~~=%%%#           Notable Persons With           #%%%=~~^..
.^~=%%#¶##           Unicorn Immortality:           ##¶#%%=~^.
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.......~%#   % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   #%~.......
.^~=%%#¶##  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   ##¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶##    Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old     ##¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶##                  Norse.                  ##¶#%%=~^.
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.^~=%%%%%#   % Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself    #%%%%%=~^.
.^~=%%####  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ####%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶¶#   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   #¶¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶##          Communicates Via Radio.         ##¶#%%=~^.
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.^~=%%#¶##  % Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ##¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶##    Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A     ##¶#%%=~^.
....^^=%%¶  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ¶%%=^^....
.^~=%%#¶##   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   ##¶#%%=~^.
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......^=%¶   % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  ¶%=^......
.^~=%#¶###   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  ###¶#%=~^.
...^^~%%%¶            Cats At Age Nine.             ¶%%%~^^...
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.^~=%%####     % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     ####%%=~^.
.^~=%%####     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ####%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶¶¶      Glory", Probably Prion Disease?     ¶¶¶#%%=~^.
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.^~=%%¶###   % Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket    ###¶%%=~^.
....^=%##¶             Into Deep Space.             ¶##%=^....
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.^~=%%#¶##  % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ##¶#%%=~^.
.^~=%%#¶##   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ##¶#%%=~^.
.....^~=%¶  Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ¶%=~^.....
.^~~~=%###         Refuse To Leave His Side.        ###%=~~~^.
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