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#§%%/««..¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨..««/%%§#
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#@#§*%/«.¨ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨.«/%*§#@#
###§*%/«.¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨.«/%*§###
§*//«.¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨.«//*§
@@#§*%/«.¨ -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨.«/%*§#@@
#@#§*%/«.¨ THEN  SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR PIT) ¨.«/%*§#@#
#@#§*%/«.¨        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ¨.«/%*§#@#
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@@#§*%/«.¨ EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨.«/%*§#@@
#@#§*%/«.¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE  GRACE ¨.«/%*§#@#
@#§*/«¨¨¨¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨¨¨¨«/*§#@
#@#§*%/«.¨ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨.«/%*§#@#
#@#§*%/«.¨ THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ¨.«/%*§#@#
§**/.¨¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨¨./**§
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@§§**%/«.¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨.«/%**§§@
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#@#§*%/«.¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨.«/%*§#@#
#**%%«.¨¨¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨¨.«%%**#
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#§%%/.¨¨¨¨   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨¨¨./%%§#
#§§§*%/«.¨  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ¨.«/%*§§§#
@##§*%/«.¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¨.«/%*§##@
§§§%«....¨                  NORSE.                  ¨....«%§§§
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#§%«¨¨¨¨¨¨    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ¨¨¨¨¨¨«%§#
#@#§*%/«.¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨.«/%*§#@#
@#§§*%/«.¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨.«/%*§§#@
##@§*%/«.¨          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ¨.«/%*§@##
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§§%/«.¨¨¨¨  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨¨¨¨.«/%§§
§%«.¨¨¨¨¨¨    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨¨¨¨¨¨.«%§
§§*%%/««.¨  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨.««/%%*§§
#@#§*%/«.¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨.«/%*§#@#
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###§*%/«.¨  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¨.«/%*§###
#@#§*%/«.¨   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¨.«/%*§#@#
§§§§*%/«.¨            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¨.«/%*§§§§
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#@#§*%/«.¨     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨.«/%*§#@#
#§%%%«...¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨...«%%%§#
#@#§*%/«.¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨.«/%*§#@#
#*%%%««¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨««%%%*#
@#§*%%/«.¨   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ¨.«/%%*§#@
§*//.¨¨¨¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨¨¨¨¨.//*§
@#*/«....¨                                          ¨....«/*#@
##*/««.¨¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨¨.««/*##
§*/.¨¨¨¨¨¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨¨¨¨./*§
@#§%%%/«.¨  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨.«/%%%§#@
###§*%/«.¨         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ¨.«/%*§###
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