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¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
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¨^«*%@&@## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨^^^**%& #####################««««««««««««««««««« &%**^^^¨¨¨
¨^«*%&@### ###@&%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨«%%%&@ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND @&%%%«¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨^«***@& SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED &@***«^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^^*@ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #&@*^^¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨^**%%&@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @&%%**^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^««%& LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE &%««^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^*@&@ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL @&@*^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^«*@&@### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ###@&@*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«%@&@### GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ###@&@%«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
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¨^«*%@@### ###@@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@@@@@ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH @@@@@%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^«%%& UNICORN IMMORTALITY: &%%«^^¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«**%@@&& % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A &&@@%**«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨^^«%@& NORSE. #&&@%«^^¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨«% % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #&%«¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«%@&@### BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ###@&@%«^¨
¨^«*%@&&@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@&&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^*@@@ @@@*^^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨«%%@@@ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @@@%%«¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@@# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #@@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&& FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #&&&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%&@### % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ###@&%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨«%%& MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY &%%«¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^^^^*%@@# CATS AT AGE NINE. #@@%*^^^^¨
¨¨¨^«**%&& &&%**«^¨¨¨
¨^«*%@&@## % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##@&@%*«^¨
¨^«*%@&@## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##@&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨««*@& GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? &@*««¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^^«%@@@ @@@%«^^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^^**%& % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET &%**^^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨««%&@@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @@&%««¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^**@ #&@**^¨¨¨¨
¨^«*%@@@@@ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @@@@@%*«^¨
¨^^^^^^*%& A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, &%*^^^^^^¨
¨^«*%@&&@@ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @@&&@%*«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨«%@& REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. &@%«¨¨¨¨¨¨
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