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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
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¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ NORSE. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
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¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ CATS AT AGE NINE. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
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