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,-~\%£&### SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ###&£%\~-,
,,,-\%%£## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##£%%\-,,,
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,-~\%£&### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ###&£%\~-,
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,,,~\\£&## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##&£\\~,,,
,--~~~\££# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #££\~~~--,
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,-~\%£&### % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###&£%\~-,
,-~\%£&### THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ###&£%\~-,
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,,,,,~\£## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##£\~,,,,,
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,-~\%£&### % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ###&£%\~-,
,-~\%£&### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###&£%\~-,
,-~\%£&### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###&£%\~-,
,-~\%£&### NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ###&£%\~-,
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,,,,--\\%& % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN &%\\--,,,,
,,,,,,-\%& MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY &%\-,,,,,,
,-~\%£&### CATS AT AGE NINE. ###&£%\~-,
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,-~\%££&&# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #&&££%\~-,
,-~\%£&### ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ###&£%\~-,
,-~\%£&### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###&£%\~-,
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