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,,,,,,^~:% PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    %:~^,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, UNICORN  MEAT IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ - MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~:       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        :~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^~:%* EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL *%:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:%*£ LIFE.  BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE £*%:~^,,,,
,,,^~:%*£# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #£*%:~^,,,
,,^~:%*£## CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ##£*%:~^,,
,^~:%*£### THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM ###£*%:~^,
,,^~:%*£## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##£*%:~^,,
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,,,,,,^~:%           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           %:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~:           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           :~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                  NORSE.                  ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~:  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  :~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:%   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   %:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:%*         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          *%:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:%*£                                          £*%:~^,,,,
,,,^~:%*£#  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #£*%:~^,,,
,,^~:%*£##     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ##£*%:~^,,
,^~:%*£###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###£*%:~^,
,,^~:%*£##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##£*%:~^,,
,,,^~:%*£#                                          #£*%:~^,,,
,,,,^~:%*£  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   £*%:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:%*   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  *%:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:%            CATS AT AGE NINE.             %:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~:                                          :~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^~:  % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN :~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:%   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   %:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:%*  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO *%:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:%*£        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         £*%:~^,,,,
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