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,###,,#,## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,,,#,,,,
,#,##,,,## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,,,#,,,
,,,###,,#, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,,,,#,,
,,,#,##,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,,,,,,#,
,,,,,###,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,,,,,,,#
#,,,,#,##, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,#,,,,#,# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##,,,,,,,,
,,,#,,,,,# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###,,,,,,,
,,,,#,,,,# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #,##,,,,,,
,,,,,#,,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,###,,,,,
,,,,,,#,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,#,##,,,,
,,,,,,,#,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,###,,,
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##,,,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##,,,,,,#,
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#,##,,,,,, ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #,##,,,,,,
,,###,,,,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,###,,,,,
,,#,##,,,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,#,##,,,,
,,,,###,,, NORSE. ,,,,###,,,
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,,,,,,###, ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,,,,###,
,,,,,,#,## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,,,#,##
#,,,,,,,## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,,,,,,##
##,,,,,,#, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,,,,,,#,
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#,##,,,,,, ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,,,,,,,,
,,###,,,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,,,,,,,,
,,#,##,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #,,,,,,,,,
,,,,###,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,#,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,###, ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #,,#,,,,,,
,,,,,,#,## MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,#,,#,,,,,
,,,,,,,,## CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,#,,#,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,#,,#,,#,,
,,,,,,,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,#,,#,,#,
,,,,,,,,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,#,,#,,#
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,#,,,,,,,, ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,,,#,,#,
,,#,,,,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. #,,,,,#,,#
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,#,,#,,,,, ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ###,,,,,#,
,,#,,#,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #,##,,,,,#
#,,#,,#,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,###,,,,,
,#,,#,,#,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,#,##,,,,
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