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.^~/*%#£@# page on unicorn meat.                    #@£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%£@## @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##@£%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@# unicorn  meat is  oily, iridiescent  and #@£#%*/~^.
.^~////*#@ slightly   translucent.   due   to   its @#*////~^.
....~**##£ shrimp-like  texture it is usually cured £##**~....
.^~/*%#@## -  mixed with large quantities  of salt, ##@#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@# then  sealed  in a dark  room  (or  pit) #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@#       to dry over several months.        #@£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#££@ eating  the meat is said to give eternal @££#%*/~^.
.....~*### life. by indulging, you lose  the  grace ###*~.....
.^~/*%#£@@ of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will @@£#%*/~^.
.^~~/*%#£@ claim you. it has  been  discovered that @£#%*/~~^.
.^~/*%#£@# this  does  not prevent  your  body from #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@# getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #@£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£##           notable persons with           ##£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#@##           unicorn immortality:           ##@#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@#   * dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@#  thousand years ago, body burned. head   #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@#     is kept in oxford, tenures in old    #@£#%*/~^.
....~**%##                  norse.                  ##%**~....
.^~/*%#£@@                                          @@£#%*/~^.
.....^/*#£   * petty king oxmond, locked himself    £#*/^.....
.^~/*%£@##  permanently inside the temple of salah  ##@£%*/~^.
...^^/%%##   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ##%%/^^...
.^~/*%#£@@         communicates via radio.          @@£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@#  * aix swylke, theorized that she would  #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£££     not need to eat or breathe. was a    £££#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@@  feared assasin for a long time but has  @@£#%*/~^.
.^~/*%#£££   not been seen for two hundred years.   £££#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@#   * a boy called jackson, given unicorn  #@£#%*/~^.
.^~~/*%%%#   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  #%%%*/~~^.
.^~/*%#££@             cats at age nine.            @££#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#@##     * djend, who ate the meat of his     ##@#%*/~^.
.^~/*#£@##     enemies, living but crazed "with     ##@£#*/~^.
.^~/*%#£@#      glory", probably prion disease?     #@£#%*/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@#    * timothy leary, launched by rocket   #@£#%*/~^.
.^~/%#£@##             into deep space.             ##@£#%/~^.
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.^~/*%#£@# * oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  #@£#%*/~^.
......~/*#   a small house on the kola peninsula,   #*/~......
.^~/*%#£@#  surrounded by a small army of monks who #@£#%*/~^.
..^^~///*#         refuse to leave his side.        #*///~^^..
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