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¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§§ #####################««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND §¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ CLAIM  YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§   † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨§§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨                  NORSE.                  ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨                                          §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§   † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨§          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨  † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     §¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨   † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§§§             CATS AT AGE NINE.            §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§     † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨                                          §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§    † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             §§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨                                          §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨ † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
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§§¨¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨