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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
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=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=
*=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=*
%*=^¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^=*%
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%*=^¨¨¨¨¨¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨^=*%
*=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=*
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^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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