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@§%^*«,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,,,«*^%§@
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#@§%^*«,,, ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,«*^%§@
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##@§%^*«,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, NORSE. ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,«*^%§@#
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#@§%^*«,,, ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,,«*^%§@
§%^*«,,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,,,,«*^%§
@§%^*«,,,, ,,,,«*^%§@
#@§%^*«,,, ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,«*^%§@#
##@§%^*«,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,«*^%§@##
#@§%^*«,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,«*^%§@#
@§%^*«,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,«*^%§@
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