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,,,,,,,^-† Page On Unicorn Meat. †-^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^- - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, -^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^-† Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) †-^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^-†% To Dry Over Several Months. %†-^,,,,,,
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,,,,^-†%%£ Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal £%%†-^,,,,
,,,^-†%%£# Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace #£%%†-^,,,
,,^-†%%£#@ Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will @#£%%†-^,,
,^-†%%£#@# Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That #@#£%%†-^,
,,^-†%%£#@ This Does Not Prevent Your Body From @#£%%†-^,,
,,,^-†%%£# Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. #£%%†-^,,,
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,,,,,,,^-† Notable Persons With †-^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^- Unicorn Immortality: -^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ Norse. ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^-† % Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself †-^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^-†% Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah %†-^,,,,,,
,,,,,^-†%% Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. %%†-^,,,,,
,,,,^-†%%£ Communicates Via Radio. £%%†-^,,,,
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,,^-†%%£#@ % Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would @#£%%†-^,,
,^-†%%£#@# Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A #@#£%%†-^,
,,^-†%%£#@ Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has @#£%%†-^,,
,,,^-†%%£# Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. #£%%†-^,,,
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,,,,,^-†%% % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn %%†-^,,,,,
,,,,,,^-†% Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By %†-^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^-† Cats At Age Nine. †-^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ % Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^- Into Deep Space. -^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^-†% % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In %†-^,,,,,,
,,,,,^-†%% A Small House On The Kola peninsula, %%†-^,,,,,
,,,,^-†%%£ Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who £%%†-^,,,,
,,,^-†%%£# Refuse To Leave His Side. #£%%†-^,,,
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