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§§§%=~~~,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,~~~=%§§§
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###§%†=-~, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,~-=†%§###
#§%==-,,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,-==%§#
#%%†-~~~~, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,~~~~-†%%#
###§%†=-~, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,~-=†%§###
#§%†=---~, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,~---=†%§#
###§%†=-~, ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,~-=†%§###
§§†=~~,,,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,,,~~=†§§
§†==-~~,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,~~-==†§
§%%=~,,,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,,,,~=%%§
##§§%†=-~, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,~-=†%§§##
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####%†=-~, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,~-=†%####
###§%†=-~, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,~-=†%§###
#§†-,,,,,, ,,,,,,-†§#
###§%†=-~, † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,~-=†%§###
#§††--~~,, NORSE. ,,~~--††§#
###§%†=-~, ,~-=†%§###
#§††===-~, † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,~-===††§#
##%%==~~~, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,~~~==%%##
####§%†=-~ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ~-=†%§####
###§%†=-~, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,~-=†%§###
#%††===-~, ,~-===††%#
####§%†-~, † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,~-†%§####
§%††==~,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,~==††%§
§%=-,,,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,,,,,-=%§
###§%†=-~, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,~-=†%§###
§%=~,,,,,, ,,,,,,~=%§
###§%†=-~, † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,~-=†%§###
#§§†-,,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,,,-†§§#
#§†===~,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,~===†§#
###§%†=-~, ,~-=†%§###
###§%†=-~, † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,~-=†%§###
#%=~~~,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,,,~~~=%#
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#%†-~,,,,, † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,,~-†%#
#§%==~~,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,~~==%§#
§§§%†=~,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,~=†%§§§
§%%=~,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,~=%%§
##%†--~,,, ,,,~--†%##
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