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,,,,,~«\^* PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. *^\«~,,,,,
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,,,~«\^*@¶ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@««««««««««««««««««« ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,~«\^*@¶@ @¶@*^\«~,,
,~«\^*@¶@# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #@¶@*^\«~,
,,~«\^*@¶@ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS @¶@*^\«~,,
,,,~«\^*@¶ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,,,~«\^*@ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, @*^\«~,,,,
,,,,,~«\^* THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) *^\«~,,,,,
,,,,,,~«\^ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ^\«~,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~« EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~« OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~«\ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT \«~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~«\^ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ^\«~,,,,,,
,,,,,~«\^* GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. *^\«~,,,,,
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,,,~«\^*@¶ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,~«\^*@¶@ @¶@*^\«~,,
,~«\^*@¶@# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #@¶@*^\«~,
,,~«\^*@¶@ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: @¶@*^\«~,,
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,,,,~«\^*@ ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A @*^\«~,,,,
,,,,,~«\^* THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD *^\«~,,,,,
,,,,,,~«\^ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ^\«~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~«\ NORSE. \«~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~« PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~«\ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. \«~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~«\^ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ^\«~,,,,,,
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,,,,~«\^*@ ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @*^\«~,,,,
,,,~«\^*@¶ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,~«\^*@¶@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @¶@*^\«~,,
,~«\^*@¶@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@¶@*^\«~,
,,~«\^*@¶@ @¶@*^\«~,,
,,,~«\^*@¶ ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,,,~«\^*@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @*^\«~,,,,
,,,,,~«\^* CATS AT AGE NINE. *^\«~,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~«\ ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS \«~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~« ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH «~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~«\ ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET \«~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~«\^ INTO DEEP SPACE. ^\«~,,,,,,
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,,,,~«\^*@ ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @*^\«~,,,,
,,,~«\^*@¶ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¶@*^\«~,,,
,,~«\^*@¶@ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @¶@*^\«~,,
,~«\^*@¶@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@¶@*^\«~,
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