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.~«:$£#@## page on unicorn meat.                    ##@#£$:«~.
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.~«:$£#@## unicorn meat  is  oily,  iridiescent and ##@#£$:«~.
.....«::£@ slightly   translucent.   due   to   its @£::«.....
....~«$$## shrimp-like  texture it is usually cured ##$$«~....
.~«:$£#@## - mixed with  large quantities  of salt, ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$£#@@@ then  sealed  in a  dark  room  (or pit) @@@#£$:«~.
....~«:£@@       to dry over several months.        @@£:«~....
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.~«:$£#@## eating the meat is said  to give eternal ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$£#@## life. by  indulging, you lose the  grace ##@#£$:«~.
...~::£#@@ of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will @@#£::~...
....~:$### claim you.  it has been discovered  that ###$:~....
.~«:$£#@## this  does not  prevent  your  body from ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$$££#@ getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. @#££$$:«~.
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.~«:$£#@##           notable persons with           ##@#£$:«~.
....~::££#           unicorn immortality:           #££::~....
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.~«:$£#@##   $ dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$£££#@  thousand years ago, body burned. head   @#£££$:«~.
.~«:$£#@##    is kept in oxford, tenures in old     ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$£#@##                  norse.                  ##@#£$:«~.
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....~«$££#   $ petty king oxmond, locked himself    #££$«~....
...~«:::£#  permanently inside the temple of salah  #£:::«~...
.~«:$$$#@#   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   #@#$$$:«~.
.~«:$£#@##         communicates via radio.          ##@#£$:«~.
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......«:$#  $ aix swylke, theorized that she would  #$:«......
.~«:::$£@#     not need to eat or breathe. was a    #@£$:::«~.
.~«:$£#@##  feared assasin for a long time but has  ##@#£$:«~.
....~:£##@   not been seen for two hundred years.   @##£:~....
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.~«:$£££#@   $ a boy called jackson, given unicorn  @#£££$:«~.
....~::$£#  meat by his father, torn and eaten by   #£$::~....
..~~~~:$£@            cats at age nine.             @£$:~~~~..
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.~«:$£#@##     $ djend, who ate the meat of his     ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$$$££#     enemies, living but crazed "with     #££$$$:«~.
.~«:$£#@@@      glory", probably prion disease?     @@@#£$:«~.
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.~«:$£#@##   $ timothy leary, launched by rocket    ##@#£$:«~.
.~«:$£#@##             into deep space.             ##@#£$:«~.
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.~«:$£#### $ oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  ####£$:«~.
.....«$$#@   a small house on the kola peninsula,   @#$$«.....
...~««:$## surrounded by a small army of monks who  ##$:««~...
.~«:$£#@##         refuse to leave his side.        ##@#£$:«~.
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