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..~=†%$¤@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #@¤$%†=~..
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....~=†%$¤ UNICORN MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ¤$%†=~....
.....~=†%$ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS $%†=~.....
......~=†% SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED %†=~......
.....~=†%$ - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, $%†=~.....
....~=†%$¤ THEN  SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR PIT) ¤$%†=~....
...~=†%$¤@        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       @¤$%†=~...
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.~=†%$¤@## EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##@¤$%†=~.
..~=†%$¤@# LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE #@¤$%†=~..
...~=†%$¤@ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL @¤$%†=~...
....~=†%$¤ CLAIM  YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¤$%†=~....
.....~=†%$ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY FROM $%†=~.....
......~=†% GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. %†=~......
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..~=†%$¤@#           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #@¤$%†=~..
.~=†%$¤@##           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ##@¤$%†=~.
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...~=†%$¤@   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   @¤$%†=~...
....~=†%$¤  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ¤$%†=~....
.....~=†%$     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    $%†=~.....
......~=†%                  NORSE.                  %†=~......
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....~=†%$¤   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ¤$%†=~....
...~=†%$¤@  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  @¤$%†=~...
..~=†%$¤@#   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   #@¤$%†=~..
.~=†%$¤@##          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ##@¤$%†=~.
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...~=†%$¤@  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  @¤$%†=~...
....~=†%$¤     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ¤$%†=~....
.....~=†%$  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  $%†=~.....
......~=†%   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   %†=~......
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....~=†%$¤  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¤$%†=~....
...~=†%$¤@  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   @¤$%†=~...
..~=†%$¤@#            CATS AT AGE NINE.             #@¤$%†=~..
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..~=†%$¤@#     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #@¤$%†=~..
...~=†%$¤@     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     @¤$%†=~...
....~=†%$¤     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ¤$%†=~....
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......~=†%   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    %†=~......
.....~=†%$             INTO DEEP SPACE.             $%†=~.....
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...~=†%$¤@ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  @¤$%†=~...
..~=†%$¤@#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #@¤$%†=~..
.~=†%$¤@## SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ##@¤$%†=~.
..~=†%$¤@#         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        #@¤$%†=~..
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