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¶¶@†††/~:. PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    .:~/†††@¶¶
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##¶§@†/~:. UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND .:~/†@§¶##
¶@†/:::... SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ...:::/†@¶
§@†/::.... SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ....::/†@§
§§†~:::... - MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ...:::~†§§
§††~~~~:.. THEN SEALED  IN  A  DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ..:~~~~††§
§††~:.....       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        .....:~††§
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¶¶§§@†/~:. EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL .:~/†@§§¶¶
¶§@†~..... LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE .....~†@§¶
##¶§@†/~:. OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL .:~/†@§¶##
##¶§@†/~:. CLAIM  YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .:~/†@§¶##
#¶@††~~~:. THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM .:~~~††@¶#
#§§§@†/~:. GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. .:~/†@§§§#
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##¶§@†/~:.           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           .:~/†@§¶##
¶§@†~:....           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ....:~†@§¶
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#¶@/~:::..   † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ..:::~/@¶#
§††/~.....  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   .....~/††§
##¶§@†/~:.    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     .:~/†@§¶##
##¶§@†/~:.                  NORSE.                  .:~/†@§¶##
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##¶§@†/~:.    † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   .:~/†@§¶##
¶§@††~~:..  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ..:~~††@§¶
###§@†/~:.   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   .:~/†@§###
##¶§@†/~:.         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          .:~/†@§¶##
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##¶§@†/~:.  † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  .:~/†@§¶##
¶¶@††/::..    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ..::/††@¶¶
##¶§@†/~:.  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  .:~/†@§¶##
¶@@@††/~:.   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   .:~/††@@@¶
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##¶§@†/~:.  † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   .:~/†@§¶##
##¶§@†/~:.   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  .:~/†@§¶##
§@††~.....             CATS AT AGE NINE.            .....~††@§
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###§@†/~:.     † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     .:~/†@§###
#¶¶§@†/~:.     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     .:~/†@§¶¶#
¶§@//~~:..     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ..:~~//@§¶
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§§@†††/~:.   † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    .:~/†††@§§
§@@/:.....             INTO DEEP SPACE.             .....:/@@§
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¶¶§††~~:..  † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..:~~††§¶¶
#§††~.....   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   .....~††§#
##¶§@†/~:.  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO .:~/†@§¶##
¶§@††~:...        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ...:~††@§¶
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