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=:-^,,,,,, Page On Unicorn Meat. ,,,,,,^-:=
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-^,,,,,,,, Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ,,,,,,,,^-
:-^,,,,,,, Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ,,,,,,,^-:
=:-^,,,,,, Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ,,,,,,^-:=
%=:-^,,,,, - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ,,,,,^-:=%
#%=:-^,,,, Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) ,,,,^-:=%#
£#%=:-^,,, To Dry Over Several Months. ,,,^-:=%#£
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##£#%=:-^, Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ,^-:=%#£##
#£#%=:-^,, Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ,,^-:=%#£#
£#%=:-^,,, Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ,,,^-:=%#£
#%=:-^,,,, Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ,,,,^-:=%#
%=:-^,,,,, This Does Not Prevent Your Body From ,,,,,^-:=%
=:-^,,,,,, Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ,,,,,,^-:=
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-^,,,,,,,, Notable Persons With ,,,,,,,,^-
:-^,,,,,,, Unicorn Immortality: ,,,,,,,^-:
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%=:-^,,,,, = Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ,,,,,^-:=%
#%=:-^,,,, Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ,,,,^-:=%#
£#%=:-^,,, Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ,,,^-:=%#£
#£#%=:-^,, Norse. ,,^-:=%#£#
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#£#%=:-^,, = Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ,,^-:=%#£#
£#%=:-^,,, Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ,,,^-:=%#£
#%=:-^,,,, Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ,,,,^-:=%#
%=:-^,,,,, Communicates Via Radio. ,,,,,^-:=%
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:-^,,,,,,, = Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ,,,,,,,^-:
-^,,,,,,,, Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A ,,,,,,,,^-
^,,,,,,,,, Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has ,,,,,,,,,^
-^,,,,,,,, Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ,,,,,,,,^-
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=:-^,,,,,, = A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn ,,,,,,^-:=
%=:-^,,,,, Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ,,,,,^-:=%
#%=:-^,,,, Cats At Age Nine. ,,,,^-:=%#
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#£#%=:-^,, = Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ,,^-:=%#£#
##£#%=:-^, Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ,^-:=%#£##
#£#%=:-^,, Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ,,^-:=%#£#
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#%=:-^,,,, = Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket ,,,,^-:=%#
%=:-^,,,,, Into Deep Space. ,,,,,^-:=%
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:-^,,,,,,, = Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ,,,,,,,^-:
-^,,,,,,,, A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ,,,,,,,,^-
^,,,,,,,,, Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ,,,,,,,,,^
-^,,,,,,,, Refuse To Leave His Side. ,,,,,,,,^-
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