,,,,~^%%## ##%%^~,,,,
,.~^%%##@# #@##%%^~.,
,,,,.~^%#@ @#%^~.,,,,
,,,,,,~%%# #%%~,,,,,,
,.~^%%#### ####%%^~.,
,,..^%%%#@ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. @#%%%^..,,
,.~^%%###@ @###%%^~.,
,,,.~^%### @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###%^~.,,,
,.~^%%###@ @###%%^~.,
,,,,.~~%%# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #%%~~.,,,,
,,,,,~~%%# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #%%~~,,,,,
,,,,..^%%# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #%%^..,,,,
,.~^%%##@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@##%%^~.,
,,,,,,.^%# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #%^.,,,,,,
,,,~~~^%## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##%^~~~,,,
,,,,,.^%%# #%%^.,,,,,
,.~^%%##@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%#@## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@#%%^~.,
,,,..~%%## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##%%~..,,,
,,,.^%%%## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##%%%^.,,,
,,,,,.^%## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##%^.,,,,,
,,,.^^^%%# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #%%^^^.,,,
,.~^%%##@@ @@##%%^~.,
,,,,,.^^%# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #%^^.,,,,,
,.~^%%##@# #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@@ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: @@##%%^~.,
,,,,,,.~%# #%~.,,,,,,
,.~^%%##@# % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%##@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@##%^~.,
,....~~^%# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #%^~~....,
,.~^%%#### NORSE. ####%%^~.,
,,,,..^%#@ @#%^..,,,,
,.~^%%##@# % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #@##%%^~.,
,,.~~^^%#@ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH @#%^^~~.,,
,..~~^^%%# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #%%^^~~..,
,,,,,,~%## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##%~,,,,,,
,,,,~~~%## ##%~~~,,,,
,.~^%%##@# % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@##%%^~.,
,,,,,.~%%# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #%%~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.^%# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #%^.,,,,,,
,,,,..^%%# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #%%^..,,,,
,,,,,.^%%# #%%^.,,,,,
,,,,,.^%%# % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #%%^.,,,,,
,,,~~^%### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ###%^~~,,,
,.~^%%##@# CATS AT AGE NINE. #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%#### ####%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%#@## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##@#%%^~.,
,.~^%%###@ @###%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# INTO DEEP SPACE. #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%###@ @###%%^~.,
,,,,,.^^%# % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #%^^.,,,,,
,.~^%%#### A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ####%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%%##@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@##%%^~.,
,.~^%##@## ##@##%^~.,
,.~^^%%%%# #%%%%^^~.,
,.~^%%###@ @###%%^~.,
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,.~^%%##@# #@##%%^~.,