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,,,,,««^## ##^««,,,,,
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,^«^^$@### Page On Unicorn Meat. ###@$^^«^,
,,,,,,«^$# #$^«,,,,,,
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,^«^^$#@## Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ##@#$^^«^,
,,,«^^^$#@ Slightly Translucent. Due To Its @#$^^^«,,,
,^«^^$#### Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ####$^^«^,
,«^^$#@### - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ###@#$^^«,
,,,,,^«^## Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) ##^«^,,,,,
,^«^^$#@## To Dry Over Several Months. ##@#$^^«^,
,,,,,«^$$# #$$^«,,,,,
,^«^^$#@## Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ##@#$^^«^,
,,,,,«^$@# Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace #@$^«,,,,,
,^«^^$#@## Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ##@#$^^«^,
,,,«^^$### Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ###$^^«,,,
^«^^$#@### This Does Not Prevent Your Body From ###@#$^^«^
,^«^^$#@## Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ##@#$^^«^,
,,,,,«^^^# #^^^«,,,,,
,,,,^^$$@# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #@$$^^,,,,
,^«^^$#@@# #@@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Notable Persons With ##@#$^^«^,
^«^^$#@### Unicorn Immortality: ###@#$^^«^
,,,,^^^$#@ @#$^^^,,,,
,^«^^$#### ^ Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ####$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#### Norse. ####$^^«^,
,^«^^$#### ####$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## ^ Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@@@ Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. @@@#$^^«^,
,,,,^««^$@ Communicates Via Radio. @$^««^,,,,
,^«^$#@### ###@#$^«^,
,^«^$#@### ^ Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ###@#$^«^,
,,,,^^^^^# Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A #^^^^^,,,,
,^«^^^^$$# Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has #$$^^^^«^,
,,^^^^^$$@ Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. @$$^^^^^,,
,,^««««^$@ @$^««««^,,
,^«^^$#@## ^ A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## Cats At Age Nine. ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## ^ Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ##@#$^^«^,
,,,,^^^^## Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ##^^^^,,,,
,^«^^$#@## Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ##@#$^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## ##@#$^^«^,
,,,,^«^$@# ^ Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket #@$^«^,,,,
,^«^^$###@ Into Deep Space. @###$^^«^,
,^«^^#@### ###@#^^«^,
,^«^^$#@## ^ Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ##@#$^^«^,
,,,^^^$##@ A Small House On The Kola peninsula, @##$^^^,,,
,,,,,««^$# Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who #$^««,,,,,
,,,,,«^^^# Refuse To Leave His Side. #^^^«,,,,,
,,,^«^^^$@ @$^^^«^,,,
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