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.......... UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ..........
~......... SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS .........~
«~........ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ........~«
^«~....... - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, .......~«^
%^«~...... THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ......~«^%
&%^«~..... TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. .....~«^%&
£&%^«~.... ....~«^%&£
@£&%^«~... EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ...~«^%&£@
#@£&%^«~.. LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ..~«^%&£@#
##@£&%^«~. OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL .~«^%&£@##
#@£&%^«~.. CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ..~«^%&£@#
@£&%^«~... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ...~«^%&£@
£&%^«~.... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ....~«^%&£
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«~........ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ........~«
~......... UNICORN IMMORTALITY: .........~
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.......... % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ..........
.......... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ..........
.......... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ..........
.......... NORSE. ..........
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.......... % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ..........
.......... PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ..........
.......... BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ..........
~......... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. .........~
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^«~....... % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD .......~«^
%^«~...... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ......~«^%
&%^«~..... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS .....~«^%&
£&%^«~.... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ....~«^%&£
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#@£&%^«~.. % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ..~«^%&£@#
##@£&%^«~. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .~«^%&£@##
#@£&%^«~.. CATS AT AGE NINE. ..~«^%&£@#
@£&%^«~... ...~«^%&£@
£&%^«~.... % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ....~«^%&£
&%^«~..... ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH .....~«^%&
%^«~...... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ......~«^%
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«~........ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ........~«
~......... INTO DEEP SPACE. .........~
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.......... % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..........
.......... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ..........
.......... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ..........
.......... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ..........
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