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,,,,,,.«=† PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. †=«.,,,,,,
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,,,,.«=†$& #####################««««««««««««««««««« &$†=«.,,,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,.«=†$&¶# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #¶&$†=«.,,
,.«=†$&¶## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##¶&$†=«.,
,,.«=†$&¶# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #¶&$†=«.,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,,,.«=†$& THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) &$†=«.,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. $†=«.,,,,,
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,,,,,,,.«= EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL =«.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.« LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE «.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.«= OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL =«.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.«=† CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT †=«.,,,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,.«=†$& GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. &$†=«.,,,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,.«=†$&¶# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #¶&$†=«.,,
,.«=†$&¶## ##¶&$†=«.,
,,.«=†$&¶# NOTABLE PERSONS WITH #¶&$†=«.,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,,,.«=†$& &$†=«.,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,,,.«=† THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD †=«.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.«= IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD =«.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.« NORSE. «.,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,.«=† † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF †=«.,,,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,.«=†$& BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. &$†=«.,,,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,.«=†$&¶# #¶&$†=«.,,
,.«=†$&¶## † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##¶&$†=«.,
,,.«=†$&¶# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #¶&$†=«.,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,,,.«=†$& NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. &$†=«.,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,,,.«=† † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN †=«.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.«= MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY =«.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.« CATS AT AGE NINE. «.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.«= =«.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.«=† † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS †=«.,,,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,.«=†$& GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? &$†=«.,,,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,.«=†$&¶# † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #¶&$†=«.,,
,.«=†$&¶## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##¶&$†=«.,
,,.«=†$&¶# #¶&$†=«.,,
,,,.«=†$&¶ † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¶&$†=«.,,,
,,,,.«=†$& A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, &$†=«.,,,,
,,,,,.«=†$ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO $†=«.,,,,,
,,,,,,.«=† REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. †=«.,,,,,,
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