My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four  X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is Played Backwards  If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With    Your   Hand