My Good Fathers  Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It Is  The Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand