MY GOOD  FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO  X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT  IS THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND