4   COOL  3NOUGH  SONY   W4LKMAN  C4LL3D 
                                          
                                       
            TCM ON3F1FTY            
                                       
                                          
 1T'S B4TT3RY POW3RED (TWO 4A  B4TT3R1ES) 
 4ND H4S 4 M1CROPHON3.  1T DO3S F34TURE 4 
 SP3ED HOLE  BUT 1T'S H1DD3N  B3NE4TH 1TS 
                  SH3LL.                  
                                          
 4  COOL  TH1NG  1S  TH3  SP34KER  ON TH3 
 FRONT. BUT 1SN'T  TH4T 4 M4GN3T CLOS3 TO 
               TH3 T4P3? Y3S              
                                          
              1S 1T GOOD              
                                          
 W3LL. 1T H4S SOM3  V3RY R34L COMPR3SS1ON 
 GO1NG  ON SO  CLOS3 VOX  4ND  OTH3R H1GH 
 VOLUM3 TH1NGS 4R3  V3RY  CR1SP  4ND W1TH 
 K1ND  OF LOW  NO1S3.  BUT  WH3N  TH3RE'S 
 MOR3  OF 4N  4MB13NCE, 4LL  YOU  H34R 1S 
          H1SS 4ND MOTOR NO1S3.           
                                          
  D3NO1SING T3CHN1QUES 4R3 S1MPL3. 4CTUAL 
 D3NO1SING FOR TH3 NO1S3,  4ND  M4YB3  4N 
             3Q FOR TH3 MOTOR.            
                                          
      WH4T     1S     1T     FOR      
                                          
 1 US3 1T FOR T4LK1NG TO  WH3N 1'M DRUNK. 
 1T   DO3S  TH1S  V3RY  GOOD.  TH3  P4US3 
 BUTTON 1S 4 SM4LL STOP, TH3  STOP BUTTON 
             1S 4 M4JOR STOP.             
                                          
             SOM3 QU1RKS              
                                          
 WH3N UNP4US1NG, R3CORD1NG B3G1NS B3FORE  
 TH3 3NG1NE  1S FULLY  SPUN UP, R3SULT1NG 
 1N   4   N1C3   SWOOP  B31NG   R3CORDED. 
                                          
 1T   M4D3   M3    BUY    4    VHS    C4M 
                                          
                                          
                                       
                                          
        R3ST 1N P13CES, L1T3R4LLY         
                                          
           M4Y TW3NTY F1FT3EN           
                   TO                   
          JULY TW3NTY 31GHTEEN          
                                          
       SUP3RSEDED BY TH3 TCM TW3NTY