My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I  Have To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It Is  The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With   Your    Hand