My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On  The Cassette - Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand