My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand