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###*\:.... THEY HAVE TOLD ME  TO MOUNT IN  THE  CAR ....:\*###
#*\~~~~~:. AND  DRIVE IT TO  SOME TOWN  TO FIX SOME .:~~~~~\*#
####**\~:. STUFF. I DRIVE  AS  GOOD  AS I  CAN  BUT .:~\**####
#*\:...... IT'S NOT  HELPING. I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS ......:\*#
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####**\~:. I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART .:~\**####
#####**\~. PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M .~\**#####
####**\~:. LYING FLAT  ON MY  STOMACH AND  HAVE  TO .:~\**####
#***~~.... PEDAL WITH MY HANDS. FUCK!  I UNDERSTAND ....~~***#
####**\~:. QUICKLY THAT  THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO .:~\**####
####**\~:. PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP .:~\**####
#**~......     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      ......~**#
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