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              The Smooth Boy!             
 Roland  Botique  Remake   Of  The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
            From The Eighties             
                                          
 "It Came To Me In  A Dream" As  They Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made, And The Right Answer  Is That  You 
 Have  Whatever You  Have, Something Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep  Baby) Making  At Last  The Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real  Diamonds Are Reclusive And 
 Will  Not  Appear  Until  You  Give Them 
 What They Want -  A  Really Really Crisp 
 And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission,  
 Hihats Or No Hihats,  Kick With The Long 
 Decay And  The TomS,  The  Bep Bep  Bop, 
 Bap,   A  Quiescent  Snare...   A  Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats  Why  You   Need  The  Remake 
 Because The Original  One Is In A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus,  Being A Botique, The New One Runs 
             On Aa Batteries