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##§§~¨¨¨¨¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            ¨¨¨¨¨~§§##
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#§§§§/~:¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨:~/§§§§#
####@§/~:¨ THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING ¨:~/§@####
###§@§/~:¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨:~/§@§###
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###§@§/~:¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨:~/§@§###
###§@§/~:¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ¨:~/§@§###
#§@@//:¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨://@@§#
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#§@/:¨¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨¨¨:/@§#
###§@§/~:¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¨:~/§@§###
###§@§/~:¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨:~/§@§###
###§@§/~:¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨:~/§@§###
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##§§@§/~:¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨:~/§@§§##
#@@@@§/~:¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨:~/§@@@@#
#§@@§/~::¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨::~/§@@§#
###§@§/~:¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨:~/§@§###
###§@§/~:¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨:~/§@§###
###§@§/~:¨                 THINGS...                ¨:~/§@§###
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#@/:¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨:/@#
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