¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨
§§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§§§§§
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨§§§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨            ¨--- BATTERIES ---¨           §¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
§§§§§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
§§§§¨¨¨¨¨§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§§§¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING §§§§§§§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨§§§§§§§¨¨
§§§§§¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§§§¨¨§
§§§§¨¨§§§¨ A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH §§¨¨§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §§§§§§§§§§
§§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §§§§§§§§§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION §§§§§§§§§§
¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨§§§§§§§§§
¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨§§§§§§§¨
§§¨¨¨¨§§§§                                          ¨¨¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§§¨¨§§§                   ####                   §§¨¨§§§¨¨¨
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§§
§¨¨§§§§¨¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   §§§§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨§§¨¨§§§¨¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨¨§§§§¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         §§§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§§§¨¨§§§¨
§§§§¨¨¨¨§§                 THINGS...                §§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨§                                          §§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
¨§§§§§§§§§                  INSIDE.                 ¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨§§§§§§§§                                          §¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨
§¨¨§§§§§§§                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§§
¨¨¨¨§§§§§§                                          ¨§§§§¨¨§§§
¨§§¨¨§§§§¨                                          ¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨