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,,,=;%*&@#                                          #@&*%;=,,,
,,=;%*&@##                                          ##@&*%;=,,
,=;%*&@###                                          ###@&*%;=,
,,=;%*&@##            ,=== BATTERIES ===,           ##@&*%;=,,
,,,=;%*&@#                                          #@&*%;=,,,
,,,,=;%*&@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @&*%;=,,,,
,,,,,=;%*& THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING &*%;=,,,,,
,,,,,,=;%*             TO COME TO HARM.             *%;=,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=;%                                          %;=,,,,,,,
,,,,,,=;%* A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT *%;=,,,,,,
,,,,,=;%*& BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH &*%;=,,,,,
,,,,=;%*&@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @&*%;=,,,,
,,,=;%*&@#                                          #@&*%;=,,,
,,=;%*&@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@&*%;=,,
,=;%*&@### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ###@&*%;=,
,,=;%*&@## DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ##@&*%;=,,
,,,=;%*&@#               SECOND LAWS.               #@&*%;=,,,
,,,,=;%*&@                                          @&*%;=,,,,
,,,,,=;%*&                   ####                   &*%;=,,,,,
,,,,,,=;%*                                          *%;=,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=;%   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  %;=,,,,,,,
,,,,,,=;%* BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I *%;=,,,,,,
,,,,,=;%*&   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   &*%;=,,,,,
,,,,=;%*&@        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         @&*%;=,,,,
,,,=;%*&@#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #@&*%;=,,,
,,=;%*&@##                THINGS...                 ##@&*%;=,,
,=;%*&@###                                          ###@&*%;=,
,,=;%*&@## THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ##@&*%;=,,
,,,=;%*&@#                 INSIDE.                  #@&*%;=,,,
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