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#@£%*:~.,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,.~:*%£@#
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#@£%*:~.,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~., THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,.~:*%£@#
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#@£%*:~.,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~., BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,,.~:*%£@#
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#@£%*:~.,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~., EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~.,               SECOND LAWS.               ,.~:*%£@##
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##@£%*:~.,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~.,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~.,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,.~:*%£@##
#@£%*:~.,,                 THINGS...                ,,.~:*%£@#
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#@£%*:~.,, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,,.~:*%£@#
##@£%*:~.,                 INSIDE.                  ,.~:*%£@##
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