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,,,,:~;*%§           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            §%*;~:,,,,
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,,,,,,:~;* BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, *;~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~; THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ;~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~             TO COME TO HARM.             ~:,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,:~;* A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT *;~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~;*% BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH %*;~:,,,,,
,,,,:~;*%§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §%*;~:,,,,
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,,:~;*%§£# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #£§%*;~:,,
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,,,,,,,:~;   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ;~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~;   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ;~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~;*        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         *;~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~;*%    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    %*;~:,,,,,
,,,,:~;*%§                THINGS...                 §%*;~:,,,,
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,,:~;*%§£# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #£§%*;~:,,
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