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@#%†:~,,,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,,,~:†%#@
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##@#%†:~,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,~:†%#@##
#@#%†:~,,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ,,,~:†%#@#
@#%†:~,,,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,,,~:†%#@
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%†:~,,,,,, A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,~:†%
†:~,,,,,,, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ,,,,,,,~:†
:~,,,,,,,, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,,,,,,,,~:
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,,,,,,,,,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,,               SECOND LAWS.               ,,,,,,,,,~
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#%†:~,,,,,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,,,,,~:†%#
@#%†:~,,,, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,,,,~:†%#@
#@#%†:~,,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,,~:†%#@#
##@#%†:~,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,~:†%#@##
#@#%†:~,,,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,,,~:†%#@#
@#%†:~,,,,                THINGS...                 ,,,,~:†%#@
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%†:~,,,,,, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,,,,,,~:†%
†:~,,,,,,,                 INSIDE.                  ,,,,,,,~:†
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