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@§@†*~~... ...~~*†@§@
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#@§@†*~~.. .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... ...~~*†@§@
#@§@†*~~.. BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ..~~*†@§@#
##@§@†*~~. THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. TO COME TO HARM. ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... ...~~*†@§@
#@§@†*~~.. A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ..~~*†@§@#
##@§@†*~~. BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... ...~~*†@§@
#@§@†*~~.. A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ..~~*†@§@#
##@§@†*~~. EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... SECOND LAWS. ...~~*†@§@
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##@§@†*~~. #### .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ...~~*†@§@
#@§@†*~~.. BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ..~~*†@§@#
##@§@†*~~. SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ...~~*†@§@
#@§@†*~~.. THINGS... ..~~*†@§@#
##@§@†*~~. .~~*†@§@##
#@§@†*~~.. THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ..~~*†@§@#
@§@†*~~... INSIDE. ...~~*†@§@
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