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##..#.....            .--- Batteries ---.           ..#.##...#
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.###..#... Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ....#.##..
.#.##..#.. Through Inaction,  Allow  A  Human Being #.....###.
...###..#.             To Come To Harm.             ##....#.##
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##...###.. A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It .###....#.
###..#.##. By  Human  Beings   Except   Where  Such .#.##.....
#.##...### Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ...###....
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..#.##...# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own .....###..
....###..# Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection .....#.##.
....#.##.. Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or #......###
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.#.##.....  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ..#..#....
...###.... But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ...#..#...
...#.##...   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ....#..#..
.....###..         Think Double A, Triple A,        #....#..#.
.....#.##.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .#....#..#
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..#......# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .#..#....#
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