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.....^~/*£            .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.           £*/~^.....
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.......^~/ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, /~^.......
........^~ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ~^........
.......^~/             TO COME TO HARM.             /~^.......
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.....^~/*£ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT £*/~^.....
....^~/*£@ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH @£*/~^....
...^~/*£@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@£*/~^...
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.^~/*£@@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@@£*/~^.
..^~/*£@@# EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@@£*/~^..
...^~/*£@@ DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR @@£*/~^...
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........^~   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ~^........
.......^~/ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I /~^.......
......^~/*   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   */~^......
.....^~/*£         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        £*/~^.....
....^~/*£@    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    @£*/~^....
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.^~/*£@@## THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ##@@£*/~^.
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