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&&&&&&&,,,            ,~~~ Batteries ~~~,           ,,,,,,,&&&
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&&&&&,,,,, Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ,&&&&,,,,&
&&&&,,&&&& Through  Inaction, Allow  A Human  Being ,,&&,,&&,,
,&&,,,,&&&             To Come To Harm.             &,,,,,,,,,
,,,,&&,,&&                                          ,,&&&&&&&&
,&&,,,,,,, A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given  It &,,&&&&&&,
,,,,&&&&&& By  Human   Beings  Except  Where   Such ,,,,&&&&,,
&&&,,&&&&, Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ,&&,,&&,,&
&&,,,,&&,,                                          ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,&&,,,,& A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ,&&&&&&&&,
&&,,,,&&,, Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection ,,&&&&&&,,
,,,&&,,,,, Does  Not  Conflict  With The  First  Or &,,&&&&,,,
&&,,,,&&&&               Second Laws.               ,,,,&&,,&&
&,,&&,,&&,                                          ,&&,,,,,,&
,,,,,,,,,,                   ####                   ,,,,&&&&,,
&&&&&&&&&,                                          ,&&,,&&,,&
&&&&&&&&,,  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ,,,,,,,,,,
,&&&&&&,,, But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ,&&&&&&&&,
,,&&&&,,&&   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ,,&&&&&&,,
&,,&&,,,,&        Think Double A, Triple A,         &,,&&&&,,&
,,,,,,&&,,    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ,,,,&&,,,,
&&&&&,,,,&                 Things...                &&&,,,,&&&
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&&&,,,,,,& They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ,,,,,,,,,&
&&,,&&&&,,                 Inside.                  &&&&&&&&,,
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