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,,~~*^*¤#@ ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, @#¤*^*~~,,
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,,,,~~*^*¤ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¤*^*~~,,,,
,,,,,~~*^* THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING *^*~~,,,,,
,,,,,,~~*^ TO COME TO HARM. ^*~~,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~~ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ SECOND LAWS. ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~~*^* THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, *^*~~,,,,,
,,,,~~*^*¤ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¤*^*~~,,,,
,,,~~*^*¤# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #¤*^*~~,,,
,,~~*^*¤#@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @#¤*^*~~,,
,~~*^*¤#@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@#¤*^*~~,
,,~~*^*¤#@ THINGS... @#¤*^*~~,,
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,,,,~~*^*¤ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¤*^*~~,,,,
,,,,,~~*^* INSIDE. *^*~~,,,,,
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