...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶##                                          ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            §%$†~^....
...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶## THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶#             TO COME TO HARM.             #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §%$†~^....
...^~†$%§¶ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶##                                          ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶ EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR §%$†~^....
...^~†$%§¶               SECOND LAWS.               ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶##                   ####                   ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §%$†~^....
...^~†$%§¶   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶#                THINGS...                 #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §%$†~^....
...^~†$%§¶                 INSIDE.                  ¶§%$†~^...
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
.^~†$%§¶##                                          ##¶§%$†~^.
..^~†$%§¶#                                          #¶§%$†~^..
...^~†$%§¶                                          ¶§%$†~^...
....^~†$%§                                          §%$†~^....