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.~«=^$$@ @#&$$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# .««« BATTERIES «««. #@#&$^=«~.
....«=$$&@ @&$$=«....
.....~=^&@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @&^=~.....
.~«=$@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@#&$=«~.
....~«^^&@ TO COME TO HARM. @&^^«~....
.~«=^$&@## ##@&$^=«~.
.~«=^$&# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##&&$^=«~.
.~«=^$&& BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #&&&$^=«~.
.~«=^$#@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@#$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$$&&@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @&&$$^=«~.
.~«=^$@@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @@#&$^=«~.
...«==$$#@ SECOND LAWS. @#$$==«...
.~«=^$&@ @#&&$^=«~.
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.~«=^$@# #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@#&$^=«~.
.~«=^$&@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@&$^=«~.
....«=$$&@ THINGS... @&$$=«....
.~«=^$@# #@#&$^=«~.
.......«^& THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY &^«.......
....«^$$#@ INSIDE. @#$$^«....
.....~=^$& &$^=~.....
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