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..:~\^$&¶# .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. #¶&$^\~:..
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....:~\^$& BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, &$^\~:....
...:~\^$&¶ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¶&$^\~:...
..:~\^$&¶# TO COME TO HARM. #¶&$^\~:..
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..:~\^$&¶# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #¶&$^\~:..
...:~\^$&¶ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¶&$^\~:...
....:~\^$& ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. &$^\~:....
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..:~\^$&¶# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #¶&$^\~:..
.:~\^$&¶## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¶&$^\~:.
..:~\^$&¶# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #¶&$^\~:..
...:~\^$&¶ SECOND LAWS. ¶&$^\~:...
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.:~\^$&¶## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¶&$^\~:.
..:~\^$&¶# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #¶&$^\~:..
...:~\^$&¶ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¶&$^\~:...
....:~\^$& THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, &$^\~:....
...:~\^$&¶ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¶&$^\~:...
..:~\^$&¶# THINGS... #¶&$^\~:..
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..:~\^$&¶# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #¶&$^\~:..
...:~\^$&¶ INSIDE. ¶&$^\~:...
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