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##@#§*=~.¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨.~=*§#@##
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####§*=~.¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨.~=*§####
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@@§=...¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨...=§@@
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##§*~.¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨.~*§##
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##@#§*=~.¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨.~=*§#@##
##@#§*=~.¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨.~=*§#@##
##@#§*=~.¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨.~=*§#@##
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