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.....~*%%¤ THEY  HAVE TOLD ME TO MOUNT IN  THE  CAR ¤%%*~.....
^~*%%¤@### AND DRIVE IT TO  SOME TOWN  TO  FIX SOME ###@¤%%*~^
.^~*%%¤@## STUFF. I  DRIVE  AS  GOOD  AS I CAN  BUT ##@¤%%*~^.
.^~*%%¤¤¤# IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE  A DRIVERS #¤¤¤%%*~^.
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...~*%%%%@ I'M  AT  A  DAM SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART @%%%%*~...
.^~*%%%¤¤# PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M #¤¤%%%*~^.
.....~*%%¤ LYING FLAT  ON MY  STOMACH  AND HAVE  TO ¤%%*~.....
.^~*%%¤@## PEDAL  WITH MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ##@¤%%*~^.
.^~*%%%¤¤# QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION  HERE IS TO #¤¤%%%*~^.
.....^**%¤ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ¤%**^.....
...^*%%%%@     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      @%%%%*^...
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