they have  told me  to mount  in the car 
 and drive it to some town  to  fix  some 
 stuff.  i  drive  as good as  i  can but 
 it's not helping. i dont have a  drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on  my  stomach and have  to 
 pedal  with my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option here  is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
      straight, as you're supposed to