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#@¶&*§*~.¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨.~*§*&¶@#
@¶&*§*~.¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨.~*§*&¶@
¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
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¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
@¶&*§*~.¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨.~*§*&¶@
#@¶&*§*~.¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨.~*§*&¶@#
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¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
&*§*~.¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨.~*§*&
¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
@¶&*§*~.¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨.~*§*&¶@
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¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
@¶&*§*~.¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨.~*§*&¶@
#@¶&*§*~.¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨.~*§*&¶@#
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¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
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¶&*§*~.¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨.~*§*&¶
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