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..:~:†@#@#           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##                                          ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@## THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN BEING ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@#             TO COME TO HARM.             #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##                                          ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@## BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##                                          ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##               SECOND LAWS.               ##@#@†:~:.
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.:~:†@#@##                   ####                   ##@#@†:~:.
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.:~:†@#@##  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@#@†:~:.
..:~:†@#@#                 THINGS...                #@#@†:~:..
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..:~:†@#@# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #@#@†:~:..
.:~:†@#@##                 INSIDE.                  ##@#@†:~:.
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