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@#$%^--¨¨¨           ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨            ¨¨¨--^%$#@
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@@#§$%^=-¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨-=^%$§#@@
#@#§$%^=-¨ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ¨-=^%$§#@#
§%==-¨¨¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨¨¨-==%§
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###§$%^=-¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ¨-=^%$§###
##@#§%^=-¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨-=^%§#@##
@§$$^^=--¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨--=^^$$§@
@#$%^=--¨¨                                          ¨¨--=^%$#@
#@#§$%^=-¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨-=^%$§#@#
###§$%^=-¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨-=^%$§###
#@#§$%^=-¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨-=^%$§#@#
@##§$%^=-¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨-=^%$§##@
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@@#§$%^=-¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨-=^%$§#@@
§$^--¨¨¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨¨¨¨--^$§
@##§$%^=-¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨-=^%$§##@
@§%^=-¨¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨¨¨¨-=^%§@
#@#§$%^=-¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨-=^%$§#@#
§§§%=---¨¨                 THINGS...                ¨¨---=%§§§
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#@#§$%^=-¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨-=^%$§#@#
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