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¨....¨,¨,, #§-«-«~»««=,~--,...¨¨,.¨,,..^=~-~~~=«»$# ,,¨,¨....¨
.¨¨¨.,,¨.. $               HANDCUFFS              @ ..¨,,.¨¨¨.
.¨¨,....., #%««»=~---~^^--..,¨¨,¨¨.¨,:-,~»~-~-~~=@# ,.....,¨¨.
.¨¨¨.¨¨,..                                          ..,¨¨.¨¨¨.
.¨...,..., shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only ,...,...¨.
¨,,¨.¨,.,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,.,¨.¨,,¨
.,¨...¨.¨, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨.¨...¨,.
¨¨,.¨.,¨..         trigger void mart alarms.        ..¨,.¨.,¨¨
,,¨.,¨,¨..                                          ..¨,¨,.¨,,
¨¨¨..,¨.,. however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs .,.¨,..¨¨¨
.¨¨.,,..,~ can  be  put  on you  as a punishment by ~,..,,.¨¨.
,¨,,¨,.^~/ police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them /~^.,¨,,¨,
¨¨,¨,.,=^§           indefenitely forever           §^=,.,¨,¨¨
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,,,,-«†$¤@ ,                   ,                  , @¤$†«-,,,,
,,,-«†$¤@# ,      ,       ,       ,       ,       , #@¤$†«-,,,
,,-«†$¤@## , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , ##@¤$†«-,,
,-«†$¤@### ,       ,       ,      ,       ,       , ###@¤$†«-,
,,-«†$¤@## ,                  ,                   , ##@¤$†«-,,
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,¨¨¨~»/*$& while  this is distressing  at first and &$*/»~¨¨¨,
.¨..¨,~=§% can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most %§=~,¨..¨.
,¨,,,¨:=\† store  workers  are sympathetic and will †\=:¨,,,¨,
¨,,.,,¨.-/ let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. /-.¨,,.,,¨
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           * probably not true, idk