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@&@$\~.... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ....~\$@&@
&@$\~..... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL .....~\$@&
@$\~...... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ......~\$@
$\~....... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT .......~\$
\~........ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ........~\
~......... ####@@@@@@@@\\THE..GROUND.@@@@@@\\\\.... .........~
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.......... I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ..........
.......... [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ..........
.......... SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ..........
.......... EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ..........
.......... KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ..........
.......... TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ..........
.......... YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ..........
.......... BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ..........
.......... "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ..........
.......... YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ..........
~......... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY .........~
\~........ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ........~\
$\~....... SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY .......~\$
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