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.:=†§§¤### THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ###¤§§†=:.
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....=§§§## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##§§§=....
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.:=†§§¤#@@ § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF @@#¤§§†=:.
.:=†§§¤#@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@#¤§§†=:.
.:=†§§¤#@# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #@#¤§§†=:.
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.:=†§§¤#@# § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@#¤§§†=:.
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.:=†§§¤#@# § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@#¤§§†=:.
.:=†§§¤#@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@#¤§§†=:.
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