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.,~†*%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%*†~,.
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....,~**¤¶ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¶¤**~,....
.,~†*%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶¤%*†~,.
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.,~†*%¤¶¶¶ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¶¶¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~~††%%¤# - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, #¤%%††~~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## THEN SEALED  IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ##¶¤%*†~,.
..,~~~~†%¶        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ¶%†~~~~,..
.,~*%¤¶###                                          ###¶¤%*~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~*%¤¶### LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ###¶¤%*~,.
..,~~~†%%¶ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¶%%†~~~,..
.,~†*%¤¶## CLAIM YOU.  IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¤¤# THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM #¤¤¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%%%¶# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #¶%%%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¶###           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ###¶%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶¶¶                                          ¶¶¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ##¶¤%*†~,.
.....~*%¶#   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  #¶%*~.....
.,~†*%¤¶##     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ##¶¤%*†~,.
..,~~††%%¶                  NORSE.                  ¶%%††~~,..
.....,~*¤¤                                          ¤¤*~,.....
.,~†*%¤¶¶#    * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   #¶¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%%%¤¤  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¤¤%%%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¤¶#                                          #¶¤¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶¶¶  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¶¶¶¤%*†~,.
...,†***¤¶     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ¶¤***†,...
.,~†*%¤¶##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##¶¤%*†~,.
.....,†**¤   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¤**†,.....
.,~†*%¤¶¶#                                          #¶¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶¶¶  * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¶¶¶¤%*†~,.
.....,††%¤   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¤%††,.....
..,,,†%¤¤¤             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¤¤¤%†,,,..
.,~†*%¤¶##                                          ##¶¤%*†~,.
....~~†*¤¤     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¤¤*†~~....
.,~†*%¤¶##     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##¶¤%*†~,.
.,~†*%¤¶##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##¶¤%*†~,.
...,~†*%%¶                                          ¶%%*†~,...
...,~~†%¤¶    * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ¶¤%†~~,...
....~†%¤¤¶             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¶¤¤%†~....
.....~~~*¤                                          ¤*~~~.....
.,,,~~†*¤¶ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¶¤*†~~,,,.
...~~†*¤¤¶   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¶¤¤*†~~...
.,,,,††%¶#  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #¶%††,,,,.
.....~†*%¶        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¶%*†~.....
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