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##,##,###, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,##,##,,##
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###,,##,,, UNICORN MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND #,#,#,#,,,
#,,#,#,#,, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ########,,
##,######, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED #,,,,,,,#,
#,##,,,,,# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, ##,,,,,,##
,##,#,,,,# THEN SEALED  IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) ,,#,,,,,#,
,#,###,,,#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ,,##,,,,##
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#,,,#,##,# EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,#####,,##
,#,,###,## LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ##,,,,#,#,
,##,#,,##, OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ,,#,,,####
##,###,#,# CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ,,##,,#,,,
#,##,,#### THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ,,#,#,##,,
###,#,#,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #,#####,#,
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,#,,,#,,#,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #,#,,#,#,#
###,,##,##           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,###,#####
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,,,#####,#   § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,,#,#,#,,,
,,,#,,,,##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,,######,,
,,,##,,,#,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,,#,,,,,#,
,,,#,#,,##                  NORSE.                  ,,##,,,,##
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##,#,,,###    § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,,####,,##
,,###,,#,,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ,,#,,,#,#,
,,#,,#,##,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   #,##,,####
#,##,###,#         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ###,#,#,,,
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#,,##,#,#,  § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,,,#,,,,#,
##,#,#####    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ,,,##,,,##
,,####,,,,  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ,,,#,#,,#,
,,#,,,#,,,   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,,,####,##
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###,#,#,#,  § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ##,##,,#,#
,,,#######   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #,##,#,###
#,,#,,,,,,            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ###,####,,
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#,##,#,,,,     § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##,#,#,,##
,##,###,,,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     #,#####,#,
,#,##,,#,,      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ,##,,,,###
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#,,,####,#   § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,,###,,##,
##,,#,,,##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #,#,,#,#,#
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#,###,#,## § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ,#,,##,,,,
###,,####,   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ,##,#,#,,,
#,,#,#,,,# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ,#,#####,,
##,####,,#        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,###,,,,#,
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