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..~/^%£### page on unicorn meat.                    ###£%^/~..
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..~/^%#### unicorn  meat  is oily, iridiescent  and ####%^/~..
..~/^%£### slightly   translucent.   due   to   its ###£%^/~..
..~/^%£££# shrimp-like texture it  is usually cured #£££%^/~..
..~/^%££## -  mixed with large  quantities of salt, ##££%^/~..
..~/^%£### then  sealed  in  a  dark room  (or pit) ###£%^/~..
....///^%£       to dry over several months.        £%^///....
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....../%%# eating the meat is  said to give eternal #%%/......
....//%££# life. by indulging,  you  lose the grace #££%//....
......~~^£ of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will £^~~......
..~/^%£### claim you.  it  has been discovered that ###£%^/~..
..~/^%£### this does  not  prevent your  body  from ###£%^/~..
..~/^%%££# getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #££%%^/~..
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...~~^%%##           notable persons with           ##%%^~~...
..~/^%£###           unicorn immortality:           ###£%^/~..
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......~/%#   ^ dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   #%/~......
../^%£####  thousand years ago, body burned. head   ####£%^/..
..~/^^%%##     is kept in oxford, tenures in old    ##%%^^/~..
..~/^%%£##                  norse.                  ##£%%^/~..
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.....~//^£    ^ petty king oxmond, locked himself   £^//~.....
....~/^£##  permanently inside the temple of salah  ##£^/~....
.....//^££   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ££^//.....
..~/^%%£##         communicates via radio.          ##£%%^/~..
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.....~~^££  ^ aix swylke, theorized that she would  ££^~~.....
..~/^%£###     not need to eat or breathe. was a    ###£%^/~..
..~/^%£###  feared assasin for a long time but has  ###£%^/~..
..~/^%£###   not been seen for two hundred years.   ###£%^/~..
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.....~~^£#  ^ a boy called jackson, given unicorn   #£^~~.....
.....~~/%£  meat by his father, torn and eaten by   £%/~~.....
.....//%%#            cats at age nine.             #%%//.....
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..~/^%£###     ^ djend, who ate the meat of his     ###£%^/~..
....~/^%£#     enemies, living but crazed "with     #£%^/~....
..~/^%£###     glory", probably prion disease?      ###£%^/~..
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..~/^%£###   ^ timothy leary, launched by rocket    ###£%^/~..
..~/^%£###             into deep space.             ###£%^/~..
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...~~//^££ ^ oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  ££^//~~...
..~/^%£###   a small house on the kola peninsula,   ###£%^/~..
.....///%# surrounded by a small army of monks who  #%///.....
..~/^%£###         refuse to leave his side.        ###£%^/~..
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