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......,«:† Page On Unicorn Meat.                    †:«,......
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....,«:†%@ Unicorn  Meat Is  Oily, Iridiescent  And @%†:«,....
...,«:†%@¶ Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ¶@%†:«,...
..,«:†%@¶# Shrimp-Like Texture It  Is Usually Cured #¶@%†:«,..
.,«:†%@¶## - Mixed With  Large Quantities  Of Salt, ##¶@%†:«,.
..,«:†%@¶# Then  Sealed  In  A  Dark Room (Or  Pit) #¶@%†:«,..
...,«:†%@¶       To Dry Over Several Months.        ¶@%†:«,...
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.....,«:†% Eating The Meat Is Said To  Give Eternal %†:«,.....
......,«:† Life.  By  Indulging, You Lose The Grace †:«,......
.......,«: Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will :«,.......
......,«:† Claim  You. It Has  Been Discovered That †:«,......
.....,«:†% This  Does  Not  Prevent Your  Body From %†:«,.....
....,«:†%@ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. @%†:«,....
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..,«:†%@¶#           Notable Persons With           #¶@%†:«,..
...,«:†%@¶           Unicorn Immortality:           ¶@%†:«,...
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.....,«:†%   † Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   %†:«,.....
......,«:†  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   †:«,......
.......,«:    Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old     :«,.......
......,«:†                  Norse.                  †:«,......
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....,«:†%@    † Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself   @%†:«,....
...,«:†%@¶  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ¶@%†:«,...
..,«:†%@¶#   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   #¶@%†:«,..
.,«:†%@¶##          Communicates Via Radio.         ##¶@%†:«,.
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...,«:†%@¶  † Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ¶@%†:«,...
....,«:†%@     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    @%†:«,....
.....,«:†%  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  %†:«,.....
......,«:†   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   †:«,......
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......,«:†   † A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  †:«,......
.....,«:†%   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  %†:«,.....
....,«:†%@            Cats At Age Nine.             @%†:«,....
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..,«:†%@¶#     † Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     #¶@%†:«,..
.,«:†%@¶##     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ##¶@%†:«,.
..,«:†%@¶#     Glory", Probably Prion Disease?      #¶@%†:«,..
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....,«:†%@   † Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket    @%†:«,....
.....,«:†%             Into Deep Space.             %†:«,.....
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.......,«:  † Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In :«,.......
......,«:†   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   †:«,......
.....,«:†% Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who  %†:«,.....
....,«:†%@        Refuse To Leave His Side.         @%†:«,....
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