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......~==† PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    †==~......
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....~==†@& UNICORN  MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND &@†==~....
...~==†@&@ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS @&@†==~...
..~==†@&@# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED #@&@†==~..
.~==†@&@## -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@&@†==~.
..~==†@&@# THEN SEALED  IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) #@&@†==~..
...~==†@&@       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        @&@†==~...
....~==†@&                                          &@†==~....
.....~==†@ EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @†==~.....
......~==† LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE †==~......
.......~== OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ==~.......
......~==† CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT †==~......
.....~==†@ THIS DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM @†==~.....
....~==†@& GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. &@†==~....
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..~==†@&@# ======================================== #@&@†==~..
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..~==†@&@#           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #@&@†==~..
...~==†@&@           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           @&@†==~...
....~==†@&                                          &@†==~....
.....~==†@   † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   @†==~.....
......~==†  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   †==~......
.......~==    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ==~.......
......~==†                  NORSE.                  †==~......
.....~==†@                                          @†==~.....
....~==†@&    † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   &@†==~....
...~==†@&@  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  @&@†==~...
..~==†@&@#   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   #@&@†==~..
.~==†@&@##          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ##@&@†==~.
..~==†@&@#                                          #@&@†==~..
...~==†@&@  † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  @&@†==~...
....~==†@&    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     &@†==~....
.....~==†@  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  @†==~.....
......~==†   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   †==~......
.......~==                                          ==~.......
......~==†   † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  †==~......
.....~==†@   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  @†==~.....
....~==†@&            CATS AT AGE NINE.             &@†==~....
...~==†@&@                                          @&@†==~...
..~==†@&@#     † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #@&@†==~..
.~==†@&@##     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##@&@†==~.
..~==†@&@#     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      #@&@†==~..
...~==†@&@                                          @&@†==~...
....~==†@&    † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   &@†==~....
.....~==†@             INTO DEEP SPACE.             @†==~.....
......~==†                                          †==~......
.......~== † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ==~.......
......~==†   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   †==~......
.....~==†@  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @†==~.....
....~==†@&         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        &@†==~....
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