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####%=\-,¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨,-\=%####
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§§%===\-,¨ ¨,-\===%§§
###§%=\-,¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨,-\=%§###
§§%=\--,¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨,--\=%§§
###§%=\-,¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨,-\=%§###
##%=-,¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨,-=%##
§==\,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,\==§
###§%=\-,¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨,-\=%§###
§§=----¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨----=§§
#§%%=--¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨--=%%§#
####§%=\,¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨,\=%§####
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§=\\,,¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨,,\\=§
§§§==-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-==§§§
§§===--¨¨¨ = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨--===§§
###§%=\-,¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨,-\=%§###
##%%%=\-,¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨,-\=%%%##
###§%=\-,¨ NORSE. ¨,-\=%§###
#§%%=\,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,\=%%§#
#§§%\\\-,¨ = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨,-\\\%§§#
§§§%=\-,,¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨,,-\=%§§§
#§§%=\,,,¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨,,,\=%§§#
###§%=\-,¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨,-\=%§###
§=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=§
###§%=\-,¨ = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨,-\=%§###
####§%=\,¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨,\=%§####
##%\,¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨,\%##
#%%=-,,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,,-=%%#
###§%=\-,¨ = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨,-\=%§###
§%\\-,¨¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨¨,-\\%§
§§%%=-¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨-=%%§§
###§%=\-,¨ ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨,-\=%§###
§%%%\,,¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨,,\%%%§
#§=\,¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨,\=§#
###§%=\-,¨ ¨,-\=%§###
#§§§%=\-,¨ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨,-\=%§§§#
###§%=\-,¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨,-\=%§###
#§§=\,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,\=§§#
###§%=\-,¨ = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨,-\=%§###
##§§%=\-,¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨,-\=%§§##
###§%=\-,¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨,-\=%§###
###§%=\-,¨ ¨,-\=%§###
##§%=-,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,-=%§##
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