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¨§§§¨¨§¨§¨                                          §§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨§§§§                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§§¨¨
¨§§¨§§§¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨¨¨§§¨§¨§¨
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§§¨¨§¨¨¨§§ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨§¨§¨§§¨¨
§¨§¨§§¨¨§¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨¨§§§§§¨§¨
§§§§§¨§¨§§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED §¨§¨¨¨¨§§§
¨¨¨¨¨§§§§¨ - MIXED WITH  LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§ THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) §§¨¨§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        §¨§¨§§¨§¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§                                          §§§§§¨§§§§
¨§¨¨¨§§§§§ EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨§¨§¨§§¨¨¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨§§¨¨§§§§¨
¨§§§§§¨§¨¨ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §§¨§¨§¨¨¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§§§¨ THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM §¨§§§§§¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §§§¨¨¨¨§¨§
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¨§§¨§¨§¨§§ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨§¨§§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨§§§§§§¨                                          §§§§¨§¨§§¨
¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨¨¨§§§§¨§
§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§§
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨
¨¨§§§¨§¨¨§   § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
§¨§¨¨§§§¨§   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨§§¨§§§§§¨
§§§§¨§¨¨§§     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨                  NORSE.                  ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨§
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¨§¨¨§§¨§¨¨   § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
§§§¨§¨§§§¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨§§§§§¨§§§
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ¨§§¨¨¨§¨§¨
¨¨¨§§¨¨§§§                                          ¨§¨§¨¨§§§§
§¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨  § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨§§§§¨§¨¨¨
§§¨§§§§§§¨     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  §¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§¨§¨¨¨¨§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §§§§¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨¨§§¨§§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§  § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§
§¨¨§§¨§§¨§  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨§§¨§§§¨§§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§§            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¨§¨§§¨¨§§¨
¨§§§§§¨§§¨                                          §§§§¨§¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§§¨§     § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨¨¨¨§§§§§§
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨¨§§§¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§§§§¨§   § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ¨§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
§¨§¨§¨¨¨§§ § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  §§§¨§§¨¨§¨
§§§§§§¨¨§¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨§§¨§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  §¨¨§¨§§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§
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¨¨¨§§¨§¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨¨§¨§¨§