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#@%$==^,,,                                          ,,,^==$%@#
@%$==^,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,,,,^==$%@
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=^,,,,,,,, UNICORN MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ,,,,,,,,^=
^,,,,,,,,, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ,,,,,,,,,,
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^,,,,,,,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,,,,,,,^
=^,,,,,,,, LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,,,,,^=
==^,,,,,,, OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ,,,,,,,^==
$==^,,,,,, CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ,,,,,,^==$
%$==^,,,,, THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ,,,,,^==$%
@%$==^,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,^==$%@
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##@%$==^,,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,,^==$%@##
#@%$==^,,,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,,,^==$%@#
@%$==^,,,,                                          ,,,,^==$%@
%$==^,,,,,   $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,,,,,^==$%
$==^,,,,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,,,,,,^==$
==^,,,,,,,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,,,,,,,^==
=^,,,,,,,,                  NORSE.                  ,,,,,,,,^=
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,,,,,,,,,,    $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ,,,,,,,,,,
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^,,,,,,,,,  $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,,,,,,,,,^
=^,,,,,,,,     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ,,,,,,,,^=
==^,,,,,,,  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ,,,,,,,^==
$==^,,,,,,   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,,,,,,^==$
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@%$==^,,,,  $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ,,,,^==$%@
#@%$==^,,,  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ,,,^==$%@#
##@%$==^,,             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ,,^==$%@##
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##@%$==^,,     $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ,,^==$%@##
#@%$==^,,,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ,,,^==$%@#
@%$==^,,,,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ,,,,^==$%@
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$==^,,,,,,   $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,,,,,,^==$
==^,,,,,,,             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ,,,,,,,^==
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^,,,,,,,,, $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,,   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ,,,,,,,,,,
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