PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND - THEY  ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM