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..,=:%%£## Absolutely  Spherical  Egg. Find  It  On ##£%%:=,..
.,=:%%£###    Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where    ###£%%:=,.
..,=:%%£## DuneS  Meet  Shadowy  PineS.  Teal  Egg, ##£%%:=,..
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....,=:%%£ Makes  Some  Sentient   Bird   Or  Other £%%:=,....
.....,=:%%    Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat,    %%:=,.....
......,=:% Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons.  %:=,......
.....,=:%%           Slithery But Strong.           %%:=,.....
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...,=:%%£# The Egg  Has  An Opening. The Egg Has  A #£%%:=,...
..,=:%%£## Belly  Button.  Looks  Like   A   Rubber ##£%%:=,..
.,=:%%£### Vortex, The  Crust Gets Soft And Becomes ###£%%:=,.
..,=:%%£##                 A Hole.                  ##£%%:=,..
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.....,=:%%     Particular Snake Or Lizard Which     %%:=,.....
....,=:%%£ Certainly  Eats  InsectS  Most   Of  The £%%:=,....
...,=:%%£# Time,  But It Knows A Good  Belly Button #£%%:=,...
..,=:%%£## When  It  Sees One,  And  Knows To Enter ##£%%:=,..
.,=:%%£###                 The Egg                  ###£%%:=,.
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...,=:%%£# It  Will  Crawl  Into  The Teal  Sphere, #£%%:=,...
....,=:%%£ Disappear Completely  And Eat It All Up, £%%:=,....
.....,=:%% Ruining   The  Integrity   Of  The  Egg. %%:=,.....
......,=:%        Destroying The Inhabitant.        %:=,......
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....,=:%%£ It'S  A  Grisly  Sight  When  It  Cracks £%%:=,....
...,=:%%£# Open,  The   Reptile  Taking  The  Quick #£%%:=,...
..,=:%%£##  Exit, Emerging Bloodied And Victorious  ##£%%:=,..
.,=:%%£###              And Satisfied~~             ###£%%:=,.
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