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......~»^†   GO3S ON FOR3VER 4ND W3'V3 4LWAYS B3EN  †^»~......
.......~»^     H3RE 4ND TH3 GR1M3 1S 3VERYWHERE.    ^»~.......
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..........    TH3 OTH3R FORC3 1S TH1S B3LONG1NG,    ..........
..........     CONN3CT1NG, F1NDING 4 FOX 1N TH3     ..........
..........   SUPPOS3DLY CLOS3D DOWN MYST3RY ZON3S,  ..........
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