Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The  Planet  Where I Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us Have  Antennas  On  Our Houses 
 Or   Balconies,  We   Have  Built  Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith, We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large  As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna With  A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position In  The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In   The   Galaxy,  And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In  The Local Cluster, 
 And Our Local  Clusters  Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center  Of The Galaxy  At  Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy  Is  Moving Toward Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy. And We As  A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite All  This,  Despite All  Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes  Out  In  Fucking Space 
 At The  Speed Of  Light  (Light  Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of  All Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No        One      Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most Opponents To  Intelligent  Life  In 
 The Universe  Say It'S Because You  Need 
 A Class  One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away  From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We  Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing  (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My  Third Cigarette 
 This Year And  Try To Snatch Some  Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing