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¨&&¨¨&¨&&& #¨¨¨»»»»»»»»¨¨¨# &&&&¨¨&¨&¨
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&&&&¨¨&¨¨¨ ON 34RTH (TH3 PL4N3T WH3RE 1 L1V3) 4 ¨¨&&&¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨ LOT OF US H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON OUR HOUS3S ¨&¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨¨&&&¨&¨¨¨ OR B4LCON13S, W3 H4V3 BU1LT L4RG3 &&¨&&¨&&¨¨
¨&¨¨&&&¨¨¨ 4NT3NNAS FOR L4RG3R B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 ¨&&¨&&¨&¨¨
&&¨&¨¨&¨¨& BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR &¨&&¨&&&¨¨
¨&&&¨&&¨&¨ SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M &&¨&&¨¨&¨&
&¨¨&&¨&&&¨ 1NTO ORB1T), W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK ¨&&¨&¨&&&&
&¨&¨&&¨¨&¨ 4NT3NNA 4RRAYS &¨&&&&¨¨¨¨
&&&&¨&¨&&¨ W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 &&¨¨¨&¨¨¨&
¨¨¨&&&&¨&& D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH. ¨&¨¨&&¨¨&¨
¨¨&¨¨¨&&¨¨ &&¨&¨&¨&&¨
¨&&¨¨&¨&¨¨ W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 ¨&&&&&&¨&¨
&¨&¨&&&&¨& SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS &¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨
&&&&¨¨¨&&& PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 G4LAXY, 4ND OUR &¨¨¨¨&¨¨&&
¨¨¨&¨¨&¨¨& G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L CLUST3R, &¨¨¨&&¨&¨¨
¨¨&&¨&&¨&¨ 4ND »OUR» LOC4L CLUST3RS PL4C3 1N TH3 &¨¨&¨&&&¨¨
¨&¨&&¨&&&& GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS &¨&&&¨¨&¨¨
&&&¨&&¨¨¨¨ &&¨¨&¨&&¨¨
¨¨&&¨&¨¨¨& 4ND W3'R3 MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 SUN 4T ¨&¨&&&¨&¨&
¨&¨&&&¨¨&& V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 &&&¨¨&&&&&
&&&¨¨&¨&¨& C3NTER OF TH3 G4LAXY 4T V3LOC1TY 4ND ¨¨&¨&¨¨¨¨&
¨¨&¨&&&&&& TH3 G4LAXY 1S MOV1NG TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA ¨&&&&¨¨¨&¨
¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨& 4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3 &¨¨¨&¨¨&&¨
&¨¨&¨¨¨¨&& 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES &¨¨&&¨&¨&¨
&¨&&¨¨¨&¨¨ H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT &¨&¨&&&&&&
&&¨&¨¨&&¨¨ &&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨
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&¨¨&&&&&¨& (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨&&
&¨&¨¨¨¨&&¨ R4D1O PROGR4MM3S OUT 1N FUCK1NG SP4C3 ¨&¨&¨¨¨&¨¨
&&&¨¨¨&¨&& 4T TH3 SP3ED OF L1GHT (L1GHT 1S OUR &&&&¨¨&&¨&
¨¨&¨¨&&&¨& M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), ¨¨¨&¨&¨&&¨
¨&&¨&¨¨&&¨ D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3 ¨¨&&&&&¨&¨
&¨&&&¨&¨&¨ COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS ¨&¨¨¨¨&&&¨
&&¨¨&&&&&& F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS &&¨¨¨&¨¨&&
¨&¨&¨¨¨¨¨& B34M1NG OF 4LL OUR S3CRETS 1N 3VERY ¨&¨¨&&¨&¨¨
&&&&¨¨¨¨&& D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US, &&¨&¨&&&¨¨
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&&&&¨&¨&¨& MOST OPPON3NTS TO 1NT3LLIGENT L1F3 1N ¨&¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨¨¨&&&&&&& TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE YOU N3ED &&¨¨&¨¨&¨&
¨¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨& 4 CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R 4ND TH3 ¨&¨&&¨&&&&
¨&&¨¨¨¨¨&& PL4N3T N3EDS TO B3 4T 4 S3E-4ND-SO &&&¨&&¨¨¨&
&¨&¨¨¨¨&¨& D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3 TH3RE ¨¨&&¨&¨¨&&
&&&¨¨¨&&&¨ H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!) ¨&¨&&&¨&¨¨
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¨&&¨&&¨&¨¨ BUT R34LLY 1SN'T TH4T K3EP1NG TH3 ¨¨&¨&¨¨&&&
&¨&&¨&&&¨¨ D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X? ¨&&&&¨&¨¨&
&&¨&&¨¨&¨¨ &¨¨¨&&&¨&¨
¨&&¨&¨&&¨& 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO &¨¨&¨¨&&&&
&¨&&&&¨&&¨ 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY &¨&&¨&¨¨¨&
&&¨¨¨&&¨&¨ SHOWS) &&¨&&&¨¨&¨
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&&&&¨¨&¨¨¨ ¨¨&&&¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨&¨&&¨¨¨ 1'M GONN4 GO SMOK3 MY TH1RD C1G4R3TTE ¨&¨¨&¨¨&¨¨
¨¨&&&¨&¨¨¨ TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY TO SN4TCH SOM3 B3ERS &&¨&&¨&&¨¨
¨&¨¨&&&¨¨¨ FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG ¨&&¨&&¨&¨¨
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