Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The Planet  Where I  Live)  A 
 Lot  Of Us Have  Antennas  On Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We  Have   Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger  Bandwith, We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large  As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually  Built An Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position In  The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys  Placement In The Local Cluster, 
 And  Our Local Clusters  Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And  The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of The Galaxy  At  Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy Is Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The  Galaxy. And We As  A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite All  This, Despite All  Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes Out  In Fucking  Space 
 At  The Speed  Of  Light  (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming Of  All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No      One       Has        Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents To  Intelligent Life  In 
 The Universe  Say It'S Because You  Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other  Star And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From  The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really   Isn'T  That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees  That We Have No 
 Idea What  We'Re  Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And Try To  Snatch  Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing