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##@#%†*»^.                »»%    %»»                .^»*†%#@##
#@#%†*»^..              »»%  LIFE  %»»              ..^»*†%#@#
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#%†*»^.... » »  %  A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS % » » ....^»*†%#
@#%†*»^... »   %   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   %   » ...^»*†%#@
#@#%†*»^.. %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ..^»*†%#@#
##@#%†*»^. »   %    WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND   %   » .^»*†%#@##
#@#%†*»^.. »  »  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  »  » ..^»*†%#@#
@#%†*»^... »   %   ARE",   BUT   THEN    WE   %   » ...^»*†%#@
#%†*»^.... %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % ....^»*†%#
%†*»^..... »  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  » .....^»*†%
#%†*»^.... »  »  %  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD % »  » ....^»*†%#
@#%†*»^... »   %   BE  MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   » ...^»*†%#@
#@#%†*»^.. %    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    % ..^»*†%#@#
##@#%†*»^. »  %   AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE   %  » .^»*†%#@##
#@#%†*»^.. »   »   %   IS    THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ..^»*†%#@#
@#%†*»^... SANCTIONED      LIST     %      »      » ...^»*†%#@
#%†*»^.... »  » »  »  %  OF  CRITERIA  %  »  »  » » ....^»*†%#
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#%†*»^.... - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ....^»*†%#
@#%†*»^... - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ...^»*†%#@
#@#%†*»^.. - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ..^»*†%#@#
##@#%†*»^. - LIFE CAN STEAL                         .^»*†%#@##
#@#%†*»^.. - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ..^»*†%#@#
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