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,,,,~†^$¤#                  ~~$¶~~                  #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,~†^$¤##                ~~$    $~~                ##¤$^†~,,,
,,~†^$¤###              ~~$  LIFE  $~~              ###¤$^†~,,
,,,~†^$¤##                ~~$    $~~                ##¤$^†~,,,
,,,,~†^$¤#                  ~~¶$~~                  #¤$^†~,,,,
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,,,,~†^$¤# ~ ~  $ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $  ~ ~ #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,~†^$¤## ~   $    DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   $   ~ ##¤$^†~,,,
,,~†^$¤### $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ ###¤$^†~,,
,,,~†^$¤## ~   $    WHAT   WE    ARE,   AND   $   ~ ##¤$^†~,,,
,,,,~†^$¤# ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,,,~†^$¤ ~   $   ARE",    BUT   THEN   WE   $   ~ ¤$^†~,,,,,
,,,,~†^$¤# $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,~†^$¤## ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ ##¤$^†~,,,
,,~†^$¤### ~ ~  $ ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD  $  ~ ~ ###¤$^†~,,
,,,~†^$¤## ~   $   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR  $   ~ ##¤$^†~,,,
,,,,~†^$¤# $    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    $ #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,,,~†^$¤ ~   $   AND  SO  INSTEAD   THERE   $   ~ ¤$^†~,,,,,
,,,,~†^$¤# ~   ~   $   IS    THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,~†^$¤## SANCTIONED      LIST     $      ~      ~ ##¤$^†~,,,
,,~†^$¤### ~  ~  ~  ~ $  OF  CRITERIA  $  ~  ~  ~ ~ ###¤$^†~,,
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,,,,~†^$¤# - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,,,~†^$¤ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ¤$^†~,,,,,
,,,,~†^$¤# - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  #¤$^†~,,,,
,,,~†^$¤## - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ##¤$^†~,,,
,,~†^$¤### - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ###¤$^†~,,
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