I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!