TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS   POINT   IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT 
         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      
       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY    OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS IV  IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO 
 BE  USED  ON  CLASS I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO   LOUND  AND   IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS IS VERY  WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO GNAW  AT THE  TAPE HEADS A BIT 
      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD  TAPES ARE  DECENT AND HAVE A  GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE, BAD TAPES  ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I  KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS: IF YOU  FORGET THE  BIAS  WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW:  A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT  UP. BOTH OF  THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND ON  EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG