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..,~\**§@# # * .  # * . # * LYING # * . # * . # * . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #   *    .   IN   MY   ROOM,   #   *   . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #  * .  SOMETHING  POKING MY LEFT  HAND, ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #     *      .     SOMETHING      SLIMY, #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #  *  . SLITHERING  AROUND  THE FINGERS, ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #   *   .    UP   THE   ARM.   #   *   . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## IS  IT   DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?   #   *  . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #   *   .   I  DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #    *    .   #    *    .    #    *    . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # *  . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## IT   MOVES    FURTHER   UP,   #    *   . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    *    . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## I  TURN  MY  HEAD  TOWARD  IT.  #   *  . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #   *    .    LOOKS    LIKE    SEAGRASS. #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #   *  .   IT'S  KINDA  CUTE.   #   *  . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #    *    .    #    *   .    #    *    . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## # *  . ONCE IT'S UP MY  NECK  AND  ON MY ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    *    . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #  *  .  THE TEXTURE  IS LIKE  THAT OF A ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# JUICY      #       *       .      GRAPE, #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## # * . AND  THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE  SWEET ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# #    *    .   #   *   .   CUCUMBER.    . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## # * . IT'S VERY GOOD.  # * . AND I # * . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# SUCK   MORE    OF   IT   IN.   #   *   . #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #    *    .    CHEW    IT.    #   *    . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# # * . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## #    *    .    #    *    .    #    *   . ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# *  ~  APATHY  GONE,   I  SIT  UP.   *  ~ #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## * ~   THE  TENDRILS ARE  STUCK UNDER * ~ ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# * ~ MY  SHIRT, * ~ ENTERING  BY  THE ARM #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  * ~ ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# *  ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD  FOR ME TO  PUSH #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## MORE   OF   IT  IN   MY   MOUTH.   *   ~ ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# *  ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN  I TRY TO ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# MOVE    MY     LEFT     ARM.     *     ~ #@§**\~,..
.,~\**§@## *  ~  SO   -  EATING  IT  IS   OK,  *  ~ ##@§**\~,.
..,~\**§@# *  ~ *  ~ MOVING IT  IS  NOT.  *  ~ *  ~ #@§**\~,..
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