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....&&&... # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . &....&&&..
&&&..&..&& # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ..&&..&..&
&&........ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. &.........
...&&&&&&& # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ..&&&&&&&.
&&..&&&&&. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ...&&&&&..
.....&&&.. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, &&..&&&...
&&&&..&... # % . UP THE ARM. # % . &....&..&&
&&&.....&& IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ..&&.....&
&&..&&&..& # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .....&&&..
.....&.... # % . # % . # % . &&&&..&...
&&&&...&&& WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . .&&.....&&
&&&..&..&& IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ....&&&..&
&&.......& REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .&&..&....
...&&&&&.. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .......&&.
&&..&&&..& # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. &&&&&&....
.....&.... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . &&&&&..&&.
&&&&...&&. # % . # % . # % . &&&&......
.&&..&.... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY &&&..&&&&.
.......&&& FACE, I BITE IT. # % . &&....&&..
&&&&&&..&& # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ...&&....&
&&&&&....& JUICY # % . GRAPE, &&....&&..
.&&&..&&.. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET &..&&.....
..&....... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ......&&&&
....&&&&&& # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .&&&&..&&.
&&&..&&&&. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ..&&......
.&....&&.. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .....&&&&.
...&&....& # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. &&&&..&&..
&&....&&.. # % . # % . # % . &&&......&
&..&&..... % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ &&..&&&&..
......&&&& % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ .....&&...
&&&&&..&&. % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM &&&&....&&
&&&&...... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ .&&..&&..&
&&&..&&&&. % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..........
.&....&&.. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ &&&&&&&&&.
...&&..... % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE &&&&&&&&..
&&....&&&& SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .&&&&&&..&
&..&&..&&. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ..&&&&....
.......... % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ &..&&..&&.
&&&&&&&&&& % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ..........
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