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%^=~...... # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ......~=^%
%%^=~..... # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .....~=^%%
¤%%^=~.... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ....~=^%%¤
£¤%%^=~... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ...~=^%%¤£
#£¤%%^=~.. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..~=^%%¤£#
##£¤%%^=~. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .~=^%%¤£##
#£¤%%^=~.. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ..~=^%%¤£#
£¤%%^=~... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ...~=^%%¤£
¤%%^=~.... # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ....~=^%%¤
%%^=~..... # % . # % . # % . .....~=^%%
%^=~...... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ......~=^%
^=~....... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .......~=^
=~........ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ........~=
~......... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .........~
.......... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ..........
.......... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ..........
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.......... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ..........
.......... FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ..........
.......... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ..........
.......... JUICY # % . GRAPE, ..........
.......... # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ..........
.......... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ..........
~......... # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .........~
=~........ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ........~=
^=~....... # % . CHEW IT. # % . .......~=^
%^=~...... # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ......~=^%
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¤%%^=~.... % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = ....~=^%%¤
£¤%%^=~... % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = ...~=^%%¤£
#£¤%%^=~.. % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM ..~=^%%¤£#
##£¤%%^=~. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = .~=^%%¤£##
#£¤%%^=~.. % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..~=^%%¤£#
£¤%%^=~... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = ...~=^%%¤£
¤%%^=~.... % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ....~=^%%¤
%%^=~..... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....~=^%%
%^=~...... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = ......~=^%
^=~....... % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = .......~=^
=~........ % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = ........~=
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