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,,,,###,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #,##,,#,,#
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#,,#,,,,## UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND ##,,#,##,,
,#,,#,,,#, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,##,,,###,
,,#,,#,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ,###,,#,##
#,,#,,#,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, ,#,##,,,##
##,,#,,#,, THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ,,,###,,#,
###,,#,,#,        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ,,,#,##,,,
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,,###,,#,, EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #,,,,#,##,
,,#,##,,#, LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ,#,,,,,###
#,,,###,,# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ,,#,,,,#,#
##,,#,##,, CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ,,,#,,,,,#
,##,,,###, THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ,,,,#,,,,#
,###,,#,## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #,,,,#,,,,
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,,,,,###,,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,,,,#,,,,#
#,,,,#,##,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,,,,,#,,,,
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,,#,,,,#,#   = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   #,,,,,,#,,
,,,#,,,,,#  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,#,,,,,,#,
,,,,#,,,,#    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,,#,,,,,,#
#,,,,#,,,,                  NORSE.                  #,,#,,,,,,
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,,#,,,,#,,   = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ,,#,,#,,,,
,,,#,,,,#,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #,,#,,#,,,
,,,,#,,,,#   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##,,#,,#,,
,,,,,#,,,,         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ,##,,#,,#,
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#,,,,,,#,,  = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,#,##,,#,,
,#,,,,,,#,     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ,,,###,,#,
,,#,,,,,,#  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ,,,#,##,,#
#,,#,,,,,,   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #,,,,###,,
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,,#,,#,,,,  = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ###,,,,###
#,,#,,#,,,   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #,##,,,#,#
##,,#,,#,,            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ,,###,,,,#
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,###,,#,,#     = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ,,,,###,,,
,#,##,,#,,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ,,,,#,##,,
,,,###,,#,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ,,,,,,###,
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#,,,,###,,   = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    #,,,,,,,##
##,,,#,##,             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##,,,,,,#,
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#,##,,,#,#  = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #,##,,,,,,
,,###,,,,#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ,,###,,,,,
,,#,##,,,# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ,,#,##,,,,
,,,,###,,,        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,,,,###,,,
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