.,~^§*@###                                          ###@*§^~,.
..,~^§*@##                                          ##@*§^~,..
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......,~^§ page on unicorn meat.                    §^~,......
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.......... unicorn  meat  is  oily, iridiescent and ..........
.......... slightly   translucent.   due   to   its ..........
.......... shrimp-like texture  it is usually cured ..........
.......... - mixed  with large  quantities of salt, ..........
.......... then  sealed in  a dark  room  (or  pit) ..........
.........,       to dry over several months.        ,.........
........,~                                          ~,........
.......,~^ eating the  meat is said to give eternal ^~,.......
......,~^§ life.  by  indulging, you lose the grace §^~,......
.....,~^§* of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will *§^~,.....
....,~^§*@ claim  you. it has been  discovered that @*§^~,....
...,~^§*@# this  does  not  prevent your body  from #@*§^~,...
..,~^§*@## getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. ##@*§^~,..
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...,~^§*@#                                          #@*§^~,...
....,~^§*@           notable persons with           @*§^~,....
.....,~^§*           unicorn immortality:           *§^~,.....
......,~^§                                          §^~,......
.......,~^   § dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   ^~,.......
........,~   thousand years ago, body burned. head  ~,........
.........,    is kept in oxford, tenures in old     ,.........
..........                  norse.                  ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........    § petty king oxmond, locked himself   ..........
..........  permanently inside the temple of salah  ..........
..........   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ..........
.........,          communicates via radio.         ,.........
........,~                                          ~,........
.......,~^  § aix swylke, theorized that she would  ^~,.......
......,~^§     not need to eat or breathe. was a    §^~,......
.....,~^§*  feared assasin for a long time but has  *§^~,.....
....,~^§*@   not been seen for two hundred years.   @*§^~,....
...,~^§*@#                                          #@*§^~,...
..,~^§*@##  § a boy called jackson, given unicorn   ##@*§^~,..
.,~^§*@###   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  ###@*§^~,.
..,~^§*@##             cats at age nine.            ##@*§^~,..
...,~^§*@#                                          #@*§^~,...
....,~^§*@     § djend, who ate the meat of his     @*§^~,....
.....,~^§*     enemies, living but crazed "with     *§^~,.....
......,~^§      glory", probably prion disease?     §^~,......
.......,~^                                          ^~,.......
........,~    § timothy leary, launched by rocket   ~,........
.........,             into deep space.             ,.........
..........                                          ..........
..........  § oleg firmamnov, presently residing in ..........
..........   a small house on the kola peninsula,   ..........
..........  surrounded by a small army of monks who ..........
..........        refuse to leave his side.         ..........
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