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§@§^-^,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,,,^-^§@§
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##§@§^-^,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,^-^§@§##
#§@§^-^,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,^-^§@§#
§@§^-^,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,^-^§@§
@§^-^,,,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,,,^-^§@
§^-^,,,,,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,,,,^-^§
^-^,,,,,,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,,,,,^-^
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^,,,,,,,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,,,,,,,,
^,,,,,,,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,,,,,,,,^
-^,,,,,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,,,,,^-
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§@§^-^,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,^-^§@§
#§@§^-^,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,^-^§@§#
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###§@§^-^, § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,^-^§@§###
##§@§^-^,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,^-^§@§##
#§@§^-^,,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,,^-^§@§#
§@§^-^,,,, NORSE. ,,,,^-^§@§
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§^-^,,,,,, § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,,,,^-^§
^-^,,,,,,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,,,,^-^
-^,,,,,,,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,,,,,,^-
^,,,,,,,,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,,,,,,,^
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,,,,,,,,,, § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,,,,,,,,
^,,,,,,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,,,,,,,,^
-^,,,,,,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,,,,,,,,^-
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§^-^,,,,,, § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,,,,,^-^§
@§^-^,,,,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,,,,^-^§@
§@§^-^,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,^-^§@§
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##§@§^-^,, § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,^-^§@§##
###§@§^-^, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,^-^§@§###
##§@§^-^,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,^-^§@§##
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§@§^-^,,,, § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,,^-^§@§
@§^-^,,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,,,,^-^§@
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^-^,,,,,,, § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,,,,^-^
-^,,,,,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,,,,,,^-
^,,,,,,,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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