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,,^~^%¤¤£# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #£¤¤%^~^,,
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,,^~^%¤¤£# #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #£¤¤%^~^,,
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,,,,^~^%¤¤ UNICORN MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ¤¤%^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^%¤ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¤%^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^% SHRIMP-LIKE  TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED %^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ - MIXED  WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^~^ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^% LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU  LOSE THE GRACE %^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^%¤ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¤%^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^%¤¤ CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¤¤%^~^,,,,
,,,^~^%¤¤£ THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM £¤¤%^~^,,,
,,^~^%¤¤£# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #£¤¤%^~^,,
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,,,,^~^%¤¤           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¤¤%^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^%¤           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¤%^~^,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^~^   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~                  NORSE.                  ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^~^%   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    %^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^%¤  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¤%^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^%¤¤   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¤¤%^~^,,,,
,,,^~^%¤¤£          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         £¤¤%^~^,,,
,,^~^%¤¤£#                                          #£¤¤%^~^,,
,^~^%¤¤£##  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ##£¤¤%^~^,
,,^~^%¤¤£#     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    #£¤¤%^~^,,
,,,^~^%¤¤£  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  £¤¤%^~^,,,
,,,,^~^%¤¤   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¤¤%^~^,,,,
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,,,,,,^~^%  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   %^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^%      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     %^~^,,,,,,
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,,,,^~^%¤¤    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ¤¤%^~^,,,,
,,,^~^%¤¤£             INTO DEEP SPACE.             £¤¤%^~^,,,
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,^~^%¤¤£## % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ##£¤¤%^~^,
,,^~^%¤¤£#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #£¤¤%^~^,,
,,,^~^%¤¤£ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  £¤¤%^~^,,,
,,,,^~^%¤¤        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¤¤%^~^,,,,
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