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#¤¤¤¤†/-,¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨,-/†¤¤¤¤#
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##¶¤¤†/-,¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
#¶¤¤/-¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨-/¤¤¶#
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤†††/-,¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨,-/†††¤
¶¤¤//,,¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨,,//¤¤¶
¤†---,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,---†¤
¤¤¤¤¤†/-,¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨,-/†¤¤¤¤¤
¶¶¤/-¨¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨-/¤¶¶
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤†--,,,,¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨,,,,--†¤
#¤††-,¨¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨¨,-††¤#
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¶¤¤†-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-†¤¤¶
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#¶¤¤¤†/-,¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨,-/†¤¤¤¶#
#¶¶¤¤†/-,¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨,-/†¤¤¶¶#
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
#¤†/,¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨,/†¤#
¤¤¤¤¤†/-,¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨,-/†¤¤¤¤¤
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ NORSE. ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
#¶¤¤/,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,/¤¤¶#
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤††-,¨¨¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨¨¨,-††¤
###¶¤¤/-,¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨,-/¤¤¶###
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
#¤¤////-,¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨,-////¤¤#
¶¤†/-,,,¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨,,,-/†¤¶
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¶¶¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶¶¶
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¶¤††-¨¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨¨-††¤¶
#¤¤†/,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,/†¤¤#
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
#¶¤¤/-,¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨,-/¤¤¶#
¤¤///-¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨-///¤¤
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤¤¤¤¤†/-,¨ † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨,-/†¤¤¤¤¤
¤†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†¤
¶¶¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶¶¶
¤†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†¤
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤¤¤†--¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨--†¤¤¤
¶¶¶¤¤†/-,¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨,-/†¤¤¶¶¶
¶¤††††/-,¨ ¨,-/††††¤¶
##¶¤¤†/-,¨ ¨,-/†¤¤¶##
¤¤¤¤†-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-†¤¤¤¤
¶¤¤/,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,/¤¤¶
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