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.~-;§%##££ Page On Unicorn Meat.                    ££##%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£## Unicorn Meat Is  Oily,  Iridiescent  And ##£#%§;-~.
..~--§%%## Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ##%%§--~..
.~-;%#£### Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually  Cured ###£#%;-~.
.~-;§%#£## -  Mixed With  Large Quantities Of Salt, ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§%%### Then  Sealed  In  A  Dark Room  (Or Pit) ###%%§;-~.
.~-;§%#£##       To Dry Over Several Months.        ##£#%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£## Eating The Meat Is Said  To Give Eternal ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§%##££ Life. By Indulging, You Lose  The  Grace ££##%§;-~.
.~-;§%#£## Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will ##£#%§;-~.
.....~;%££ Claim You. It Has  Been  Discovered That ££%;~.....
.~-;§%#£## This  Does  Not Prevent  Your  Body From ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§%#£## Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ##£#%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##           Notable Persons With           ##£#%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##   § Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§%#£##  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§#£###    Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old     ###£#§;-~.
.~-;§%#£##                  Norse.                  ##£#%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##   § Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself    ##£#%§;-~.
....-;;%##  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ##%;;-....
.~-;§%#£##   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   ##£#%§;-~.
.~-§%#£###         Communicates Via Radio.          ###£#%§-~.
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.....-§%##  § Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ##%§-.....
.~--;;%%##     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    ##%%;;--~.
.....~;;%£  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  £%;;~.....
.~-;§%#£##   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   ##£#%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##   § A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  ##£#%§;-~.
.....-§§%#   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  #%§§-.....
.~-;§%#£##             Cats At Age Nine.            ##£#%§;-~.
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....~--;%£     § Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     £%;--~....
.~-;§%#£##     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§%####     Glory", Probably Prion Disease?      ####%§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##    § Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket   ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§§§§##             Into Deep Space.             ##§§§§;-~.
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.~-;§%#£##  § Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ##£#%§;-~.
.~-;§§%%##   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ##%%§§;-~.
.~-;§%#£## Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who  ##£#%§;-~.
...-;§§%##        Refuse To Leave His Side.         ##%§§;-...
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