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..,«\\\^¤¤ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¤¤^\\\«,..
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.,«\^¤¤### UNICORN  MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ###¤¤^\«,.
.....««^¤¤ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¤¤^««.....
.,«\^¤¤### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### -  MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### THEN  SEALED IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ###¤¤^\«,.
...,,«^¤##        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ##¤^«,,...
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.,«\^¤¤### EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### LIFE.  BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤### THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ###¤¤^\«,.
...,\\\^¤# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #¤^\\\,...
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...,\\¤¤##           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ##¤¤\\,...
.,«\^¤¤###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ###¤¤^\«,.
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....,«^¤¤¤   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¤¤¤^«,....
.,«\^¤¤###  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ###¤¤^\«,.
......,«^¤     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¤^«,......
......,\¤¤                  NORSE.                  ¤¤\,......
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.,«\^¤¤###   ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤###  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤###   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤###          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ###¤¤^\«,.
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.....,\¤¤#  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #¤¤\,.....
.,«\^¤¤###    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤¤###   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ###¤¤^\«,.
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.,«\^¤¤###  ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^^¤¤¤¤   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¤¤¤¤^^\«,.
..,,,\^^¤¤            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¤¤^^\,,,..
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...,\\¤¤¤¤     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¤¤¤¤\\,...
.,«\^¤¤###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###¤¤^\«,.
.,«\^¤####     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ####¤^\«,.
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.,«\^¤¤###    ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ###¤¤^\«,.
.....,\¤##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##¤\,.....
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.,«\^¤¤### ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ###¤¤^\«,.
..,««««^¤¤   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¤¤^««««,..
....«^^¤## SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ##¤^^«....
...,\^¤¤##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ##¤¤^\,...
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