,:=:*£@### ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* ,, :: == THE GOLDEN == :: ,, *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ ###@£* M *£@### £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## ::: MC DONALDS ::: ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ : CHEESEBURGER : @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ : NUGGETS : £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ : FRIES : £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ : CARBONATED WATER : @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## : BIG MAC : ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### : COFFEE : ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# @@@@@ : @@@@@ #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# :, THE GOLDEN M ,: #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ NEW AND FRESH. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# FOREVER. #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### @@@ : @@@ ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ WHICH HE DID. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* @@ : @@ *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ LIKED IT! @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###@£*:=:,
,,:=:*£@## OVER THE PLANET. ##@£*:=:,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ @ : @ @£*:=:,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,,,:=:* AND THE REST IS HISTORY! *:=:,,,,,,
,,,,,:=:*£ £*:=:,,,,,
,,,,:=:*£@ @£*:=:,,,,
,,,:=:*£@# #@£*:=:,,,
,,:=:*£@## ##@£*:=:,,
,:=:*£@### ###@£*:=:,