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¨-=\^@&¶@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #@¶&@^\=-¨
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¨-=\^@&¶@# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@=================== #@¶&@^\=-¨
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¨-=\^@&¶@# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨==^^@¶¶ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¶¶@^^==¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨-=\^&&@ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. @&&^\=-¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-\^@&¶@## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##@¶&@^\-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨¨¨=^^^& OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL &^^^=¨¨¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\\^@@@¶ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¶@@@^\\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #@¶&@^\=-¨
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¨-=\^@&¶@@ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: @@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&&&& ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A &&&&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨¨¨-\^^& THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD &^^\-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&&&¶ NORSE. ¶&&&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨-\\\\@¶ ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¶@\\\\-¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@@ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH @@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨¨¨=^@¶¶ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¶¶@^=¨¨¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨-=\^&&@ ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @&&^\=-¨¨¨
¨¨¨-=^@@@& NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A &@@@^=-¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @@¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨¨¨=^@¶@ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. @¶@^=¨¨¨¨¨
¨-=\^&¶@## ##@¶&^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶¶¶ ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¶¶¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨¨=\\^&@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @&^\\=¨¨¨¨
¨-=\^@&¶@# CATS AT AGE NINE. #@¶&@^\=-¨
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¨-=\^@&¶@# ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@¶@## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##@¶@^\=-¨
¨-=\@&¶@## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##@¶&@\=-¨
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¨-=^@&¶@## ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ##@¶&@^=-¨
¨-=\^@&@## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##@&@^\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶@@ @@¶&@^\=-¨
¨-=\@&¶@## ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##@¶&@\=-¨
¨-=\^@&¶¶¶ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¶¶¶&@^\=-¨
¨¨¨-==\^&¶ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¶&^\==-¨¨¨
¨-=\^^@@@& REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. &@@@^^\=-¨
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