The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!