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..~=*££@## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##@££*=~..
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.~=*££@### SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@### - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@## THEN SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ###@££*=~.
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.~=*££@### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@## LIFE.  BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@## CLAIM YOU.  IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@### THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@££*=~..
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.~=*££@###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ###@££*=~.
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.~=*££@###   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##                  NORSE.                  ##@££*=~..
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..~=*££@##   * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ###@££*=~.
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.~=*££@###  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##@££*=~..
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..~=*££@##   * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ##@££*=~..
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..~=*££@##     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##@££*=~..
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..~=*££@##   * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###@££*=~.
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.~=*££@### * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##@££*=~..
.~=*££@### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ###@££*=~.
..~=*££@##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ##@££*=~..
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