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.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&#### Page On Unicorn Meat.                    ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
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.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
......«%## Unicorn  Meat  Is  Oily, Iridiescent And ##%«......
......~=%# Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its #%=~......
.~«=%%%&## Shrimp-Like Texture It  Is Usually Cured ##&%%%=«~.
.~«««==&## - Mixed  With Large  Quantities Of Salt, ##&==«««~.
.....«=%## Then  Sealed  In A Dark  Room  (Or  Pit) ##%=«.....
....~«%&##       To Dry Over Several Months.        ##&%«~....
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&#### Eating The Meat  Is Said To Give Eternal ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&#### Life. By  Indulging, You Lose  The Grace ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&#### Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will ####&%=«~.
....~««%&# Claim  You. It Has Been  Discovered That #&%««~....
.~«===&### This Does  Not Prevent  Your  Body  From ###&===«~.
.~«=%&#### Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ####&%=«~.
.....~=&##                                          ##&=~.....
.~«=%&#### «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####           Notable Persons With           ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&&&##           Unicorn Immortality:           ##&&&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
...~««%%##   % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   ##%%««~...
....~«=%&#  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   #&%=«~....
.~«=%&####    Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old     ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                  Norse.                  ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####   % Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself    ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ####&%=«~.
...~~~=&##   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   ##&=~~~...
.~«=%&####          Communicates Via Radio.         ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&&&&#                                          #&&&&%=«~.
.....~=&&#  % Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  #&&=~.....
.......«%#    Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A     #%«.......
.~«=%&####  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   ####&%=«~.
....~«%&&#                                          #&&%«~....
.~«=%#####  % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn   #####%=«~.
.«=%&#####  Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By   #####&%=«.
.....«««%#             Cats At Age Nine.            #%«««.....
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
....~««=&#     % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     #&=««~....
....~«=%##     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     ##%=«~....
.~«=%&####      Glory", Probably Prion Disease?     ####&%=«~.
.~«=%&####                                          ####&%=«~.
.~«====%&#   % Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket    #&%====«~.
....««=&##             Into Deep Space.             ##&=««....
.~«=%#####                                          #####%=«~.
.~«=%&####  % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ####&%=«~.
.....~=&##   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ##&=~.....
...~~==%%# Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who  #%%==~~...
.~«=%&####         Refuse To Leave His Side.        ####&%=«~.
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