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.^»===**¤@ ^ FRIES ^ @¤**===»^.
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.....^=$¤¤ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¤¤$=^.....
.^»=*$¤¤¤£ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK £¤¤¤$*=»^.
.....^==*¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤*==^.....
.^»=*$¤£@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@£¤$*=»^.
....^»**¤£ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. £¤**»^....
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....^=**¤¤ ¤¤**=^....
.^»=*$¤£## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@£¤$*=»^.
....»=$¤¤@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @¤¤$=»....
.^»=*$¤£@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@£¤$*=»^.
....»»*¤£@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @£¤*»»....
......^=$£ NIGHT SHE POACHED. £$=^......
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.^»====$$£ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART £$$====»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@£¤$*=»^.
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...^^==**¤ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¤**==^^...
.^»=*$¤£@@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @@£¤$*=»^.
...^»*$¤£@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @£¤$*»^...
.......»*¤ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¤*».......
.^»=*$¤£@# NEW AND FRESH. #@£¤$*=»^.
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.^»=*$¤£@@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @@£¤$*=»^.
....»»=$¤£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £¤$=»»....
.^»=*$¤£@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£££ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A £££¤$*=»^.
.....^»*$¤ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¤$*»^.....
...^»»»*$£ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. £$*»»»^...
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.^»=*$¤£@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# FOREVER. #@£¤$*=»^.
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.^»=*$¤£@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@£¤$*=»^.
^»=*$¤£@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@£¤$*=»^
....»=**$¤ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¤$**=»....
.^»»=**$¤£ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW £¤$**=»»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@£¤$*=»^.
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.^»=*$¤£@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@£¤$*=»^.
.....^=*$£ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE £$*=^.....
.^»=*$¤£@@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @@£¤$*=»^.
...^»»**$£ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP £$**»»^...
.^»=*$¤£## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@£¤$*=»^.
...»===$£@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @£$===»...
......^=$¤ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¤$=^......
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....»****¤ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¤****»....
......»=$£ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE £$=»......
......»*¤£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £¤*»......
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...^»=*$¤¤ WHICH HE DID. ¤¤$*=»^...
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....»=*$££ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ££$*=»....
.^»=*$$$££ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ££$$$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##£¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@£¤$*=»^.
.....^^=*¤ LIKED IT! ¤*=^^.....
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.^»=*$$¤¤¤ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¤¤¤$$*=»^.
......»=$¤ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¤$=»......
.^»=*$¤£££ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £££¤$*=»^.
....^»=$££ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ££$=»^....
.^»=*$¤¤¤@ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO @¤¤¤$*=»^.
.^»=*$¤£@# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #@£¤$*=»^.
...^=***¤@ OVER THE PLANET. @¤***=^...
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