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#,,##,,,,# . CHEESEBURGER . #######,,#
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####,,#### . FRIES . #,,#,,,,##
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##,,###,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #,,,##,,,,
,,,,,#,,## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,#,,,,##,
####,,,,,# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #,,,##,,,,
,##,,###,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,#,,,,##,
,,,,,,#,,# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,##,,,,
#####,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###,,,,###
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###,,,,#,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,,,,#
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,,,,,,,#,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #######,,,
######,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ######,,##
#####,,### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #####,,,,#
####,,,,#, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ####,,##,,
,##,,##,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,#, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##,,######
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,,####,,#, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,##,,##,,
#,,##,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #,,,,,,,,#
,,,,,,###, ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,,######,,
#####,,#,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #,,####,,#
####,,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,##,,,,
,##,,##### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###,,,,##,
,,,,,,#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##,,##,,,,
#####,,### NEW AND FRESH. #,,,,,,###
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###,,##,,# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #,,##,,,,#
##,,,,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,,##,,
,,,####### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #####,,,,,
##,,#####, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ####,,####
#,,,,###,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###,,,,###
,,##,,#,,# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,#,,##,,##
,,,,,,,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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########## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##########
########## FOREVER. ##########
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########## ### ^ ### ##########
########## ##########
########## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##########
########## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##########
########## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##########
########## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##########
########## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##########
########## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##########
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########## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##########
########## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##########
########## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##########
########## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##########
########## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##########
########## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##########
########## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##########
########## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##########
########## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##########
########## ##########
########## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##########
########## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##########
########## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##########
########## ##########
########## WHICH HE DID. ##########
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########## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##########
########## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##########
########## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##########
########## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##########
########## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##########
########## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##########
########## LIKED IT! ##########
########## ##########
########## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##########
########## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##########
########## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##########
########## WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ##########
########## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##########
########## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##########
########## OVER THE PLANET. ##########
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########## # ^ # ##########
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########## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##########
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