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,,»†^¤¤¶## ,, ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, ,, ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,»†^^^^¤ ##¶¤¤^ M ^¤¤¶## ¤^^^^†»,,,
,,,,,,†^¤¶ ¶¤^†,,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¶# LETS HEAR IT FOR #¶¤¤¤^†»,,
,»†^¤¤¶### ††† MC DONALDS ††† ###¶¤¤^†»,
,,,,,,,†¤¶ ¶¤†,,,,,,,
,,»^¤¤¶### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ###¶¤¤^»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†¤¤¶### , CHEESEBURGER , ###¶¤¤†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶¶ , NUGGETS , ¶¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,»†††¤¤ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¤¤†††»,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## , FRIES , ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## , CARBONATED WATER , ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,†^¤¤¤ , BIG MAC , ¤¤¤^†,,,,,
,,,,,»†¤¤¶ , COFFEE , ¶¤¤†»,,,,,
,,»†^^^^^¤ ¤^^^^^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶# ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ #¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¤¤ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¤¤¤¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»»††¤¤¤¤ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¤¤¤¤††»»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,†^¤¶# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #¶¤^†,,,,,
,,,,,††^¤# #¤^††,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,»»†¤¶ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¶¤†»»,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶¶ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¶¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,,,†¤¤ ¤¤†,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,»^¤ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¤^»,,,,,,,
,,,,††^¤¤¤ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¤¤¤^††,,,,
,,,,,,,†¤¶ ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ¶¤†,,,,,,,
,,,,,††^¤¶ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¶¤^††,,,,,
,,,,,,,†¤¶ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¶¤†,,,,,,,
,,,,,,»†^¤ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¤^†»,,,,,,
,,,,,,,»^¤ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¤^»,,,,,,,
,,,,,,»^^¤ NEW AND FRESH. ¤^^»,,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¶# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #¶¤¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¤# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #¤¤¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,»^¤¤# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #¤¤^»,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,,,†¤¶ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¶¤†,,,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†††¤¤¤# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #¤¤¤†††»,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¶¶ FOREVER. ¶¶¤¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,†¤¤¤# #¤¤¤†,,,,,
,,,»††^^¤¶ ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ¶¤^^††»,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶# #¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,†^^¤¤¤ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¤¤¤^^†,,,,
,,»†¤¤¶### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ###¶¤¤†»,,
,,,,»»^¤¤¶ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¶¤¤^»»,,,,
,,,,,,,†^¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤^†,,,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,»^¤¤¶ ¶¤¤^»,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶¶ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¶¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,»^¤¶¶ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¶¶¤^»,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,†^¤¤¤ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¤¤¤^†,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†¤¤¶### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¶¤¤†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###¤¤^†»,,
,,,,»^¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤^»,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¤# WHICH HE DID. #¤¤¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ¤¤ † ¤¤ ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,,»^¤# #¤^»,,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,»»»†^¤ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¤^†»»»,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¤¶# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¶¤¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,†^¤¶¶ LIKED IT! ¶¶¤^†,,,,,
,,,,,†^^¤¶ ¶¤^^†,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,,»†¤¶ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¶¤†»,,,,,,
,,»†^^^¤¤¶ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¶¤¤^^^†»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,,»†¤¤¤ OVER THE PLANET. ¤¤¤†»,,,,,
,,»†^¤¤¶¶# #¶¶¤¤^†»,,
,,,,»»^^¤¶ ¤ † ¤ ¶¤^^»»,,,,
,,,,,†¤¤¶¶ ¶¶¤¤†,,,,,
,,»^¤¤¶### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###¶¤¤^»,,
,,»†^¤¤¶## ##¶¤¤^†»,,
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,,»†^^^¤¶# #¶¤^^^†»,,
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