The  Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!