,.~;%*¶@## ##@¶*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶## ##¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,.;;;*¤ ¤*;;;.,,,,
,.~;%*¤¤¤@ @¤¤¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤@## ,, .. ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ .. ,, ##@¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶## #@¶¤*% M %*¤¶@# ##¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,,~%*¶ ¶*%~,,,,,,
,.~;%***¤¶ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¶¤***%;~.,
,...;%%**¶ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ¶**%%;...,
,.~;%¤¶@## ##@¶¤%;~.,
,,,,.;**¶¶ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¶¶**;.,,,,
,,,,.~%%*¶ ¶*%%~.,,,,
,,,,,,,~%¤ . CHEESEBURGER . ¤%~,,,,,,,
,....;;%*¤ . NUGGETS . ¤*%;;....,
,,,..;;;%¤ . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ¤%;;;..,,,
,,,.~;*¤¤¶ . FRIES . ¶¤¤*;~.,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# . CARBONATED WATER . #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;*¤¶@## . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ##@¶¤*;~.,
,,,,.~;%*¤ . BIG MAC . ¤*%;~.,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# . COFFEE . #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.;%*¤¶@## ##@¶¤*%;.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ ¤¤¤¤¤ ; ¤¤¤¤¤ @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,,,~%¤ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¤%~,,,,,,,
,,.~;%**¶¶ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¶¶**%;~.,,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;*¤¶@## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##@¶¤*;~.,
,,,,.~~;%¤ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¤%;~~.,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%**¤¤¶ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¶¤¤**%;~.,
,,,,..~%¤¶ ¶¤%~..,,,,
,,,,,~;**¶ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¶**;~,,,,,
,,,~;;;%*¤ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¤*%;;;~,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%%%¤¤¤ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¤¤¤%%%;~.,
,,,.~~%¤¶¶ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¶¶¤%~~.,,,
,,,,.~~~%¤ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¤%~~~.,,,,
,,,,~~%¤¶¶ ¶¶¤%~~,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;*¤¶@## ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ##@¶¤*;~.,
,.~;%***¶¶ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¶¶***%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,.~%%*¤¶ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¶¤*%%~.,,,
,.~;%*¤¶¶@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @¶¶¤*%;~.,
,.~~~~~~%¤ NEW AND FRESH. ¤%~~~~~~.,
,.~;*¤¶@## ##@¶¤*;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%**¤¤@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @¤¤**%;~.,
,.~;%*¤@## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##@¤*%;~.,
,,,,~%*¤¤¤ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¤¤¤*%~,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%¤¶@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@¶¤%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¶@## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##@¶*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# FOREVER. #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶¶¶ ¤¤¤ ; ¤¤¤ ¶¶¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶## ##¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,.;;;*¤@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @¤*;;;.,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,.;**¶ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¶**;.,,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ @@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,,~~%¤ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¤%~~,,,,,,
,.~;%*¤@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,,.;*¤ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¤*;.,,,,,,
,,,,...;*¤ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¤*;...,,,,
,.~;%*¤¤¤¶ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¶¤¤¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,.;%%¤¶ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¶¤%%;.,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,,....~%*¶ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¶*%~....,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¤¤¶ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¶¤¤¤*%;~.,
,,,,.;*¤¶@ @¶¤*;.,,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# WHICH HE DID. #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~~;;%*¤@ @¤*%;;~~.,
,.~;%*¶@## ¤¤ ; ¤¤ ##@¶*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;;%%%¤¶ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¶¤%%%;;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶¶¶ LIKED IT! ¶¶¶¤*%;~.,
,,,.~%%*¤¤ ¤¤*%%~.,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;*¤¶@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@¶¤*;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @@¶¤*%;~.,
,,,..;;%*¤ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¤*%;;..,,,
,.~;%*¤¶¶@ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO @¶¶¤*%;~.,
,,,,,~~%¤@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @¤%~~,,,,,
,,,.~%%*¤¤ OVER THE PLANET. ¤¤*%%~.,,,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ ¤ ; ¤ @@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶## ##¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
.~;%*¤¶@## ##@¶¤*%;~.
,.~;%*¤¶## ##¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@# #@¶¤*%;~.,
,.~;%*¤¶@@ @@¶¤*%;~.,