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.~«:::††£§ page on unicorn meat.                    §£††:::«~.
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.~«::†£§§§ unicorn  meat  is oily,  iridiescent and §§§£†::«~.
.~«:†£§@@@ slightly   translucent.   due   to   its @@@§£†:«~.
.~~««:†££@ shrimp-like texture it is usually  cured @££†:««~~.
.~«:†£§@@@ - mixed  with  large quantities of salt, @@@§£†:«~.
.~«:†££§§@ then sealed  in  a dark  room  (or  pit) @§§££†:«~.
...«:::†§§       to dry over several months.        §§†:::«...
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...~«::†§@ eating the meat is said to give  eternal @§†::«~...
...~«:††§§ life.  by indulging,  you lose the grace §§††:«~...
...~:†††£@ of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will @£†††:~...
.....~:††§ claim you. it  has  been discovered that §††:~.....
.~«:†£§§@@ this  does not  prevent  your body  from @@§§£†:«~.
.~«:†£§@@# getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #@@§£†:«~.
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.~«:†£§@@@           notable persons with           @@@§£†:«~.
.~«:†£§@@#           unicorn immortality:           #@@§£†:«~.
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..~~::†§@@   † dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   @@§†::~~..
......««†§  thousand years ago, body burned. head   §†««......
....~:££@@    is kept in oxford, tenures in old     @@££:~....
.~«:†£§@@#                  norse.                  #@@§£†:«~.
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...««†††£@    † petty king oxmond, locked himself   @£†††««...
.~«:†£§@##  permanently inside the temple of salah  ##@§£†:«~.
....«:£££@   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   @£££:«....
.~«:†£§@@#          communicates via radio.         #@@§£†:«~.
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.~«:†£§@@#  † aix swylke, theorized that she would  #@@§£†:«~.
.~«:†£§@@#     not need to eat or breathe. was a    #@@§£†:«~.
...«:::†§@  feared assasin for a long time but has  @§†:::«...
.~«:†£§@@#   not been seen for two hundred years.   #@@§£†:«~.
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.~«:†£§@##   † a boy called jackson, given unicorn  ##@§£†:«~.
.~«:†£§@@@   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  @@@§£†:«~.
.~«:†£§@@#             cats at age nine.            #@@§£†:«~.
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.~«:†£§@@@     † djend, who ate the meat of his     @@@§£†:«~.
......«:†§     enemies, living but crazed "with     §†:«......
.~««:::£§@      glory", probably prion disease?     @§£:::««~.
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.~«:::†§§@   † timothy leary, launched by rocket    @§§†:::«~.
.~«:†£§@@#             into deep space.             #@@§£†:«~.
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.~«:†£§@@# † oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  #@@§£†:«~.
....««†£@@   a small house on the kola peninsula,   @@£†««....
.~«:†§@@## surrounded by a small army of monks who  ##@@§†:«~.
...«««««†§        refuse to leave his side.         §†«««««...
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