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¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨§§                                          §¨¨§§¨¨¨§§
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§§§¨¨§¨¨§¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
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¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨§ UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§ - MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES  OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§ THEN  SEALED IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE  GRACE §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ CLAIM  YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨                  NORSE.                  ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨§§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   §¨¨§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  §§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        §§§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
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¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
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