the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!