the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!