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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
^:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:^
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§%^:~^¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨^~:^%§
@§%^:~^¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨^~:^%§@
#@§%^:~^¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨^~:^%§@#
##@§%^:~^¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨^~:^%§@##
#@§%^:~^¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨^~:^%§@#
@§%^:~^¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨^~:^%§@
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:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
^:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:^
%^:~^¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨^~:^%
§%^:~^¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨^~:^%§
@§%^:~^¨¨¨ ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨^~:^%§@
#@§%^:~^¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨^~:^%§@#
##@§%^:~^¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨^~:^%§@##
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@§%^:~^¨¨¨ ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨¨^~:^%§@
§%^:~^¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨^~:^%§
%^:~^¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨^~:^%
^:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:^
:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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