the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and soon  enough  there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of  the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!