the   golden        
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!