The  Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!