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¨^««::**$# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #$**::««^¨
¨¨¨^«:$@@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@@$:«^¨¨¨
¨¨¨««««:*@ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) @*:««««¨¨¨
¨^«:*$@### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$$$@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@$$$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@@@@ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL @@@@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*@#### THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ####@*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ###@$*:«^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^:$# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #$:^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^«:*$@### IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$#### NORSE. ####$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$#### PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ####$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$$$$# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #$$$$*:«^¨
¨¨¨¨^^::*@ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. @*::^^¨¨¨¨
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¨^^^«::*@@ * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @@*::«^^^¨
¨^«:*$@### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:**$@@# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #@@$**:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### CATS AT AGE NINE. ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ###@$*:«^¨
¨¨¨¨^:*$$# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #$$*:^¨¨¨¨
¨^«:*$@### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###@$*:«^¨
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¨^«:*$@### * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ###@$*:«^¨
¨^«:*$@### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###@$*:«^¨
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¨¨¨¨^^«*@@ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @@*«^^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨««*$@ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, @$*««¨¨¨¨¨
¨^«:*@#### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ####@*:«^¨
¨¨¨^^:$$@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@$$:^^¨¨¨
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