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¨¨¨,~:%&## ###&&% M %&&### ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### LETS HEAR IT FOR ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### ::: MC DONALDS ::: ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% , CHEESEBURGER , %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: , NUGGETS , :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, , FRIES , ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ , BIG MAC , ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: , COFFEE , :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &&&&& : &&&&& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: NIGHT SHE POACHED. :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# NEW AND FRESH. #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& FOREVER. &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## &&& : &&& ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# WHICH HE DID. #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% && : && %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% LIKED IT! %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~:%&### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###&%:~,¨¨
¨,~:%&#### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ####&%:~,¨
¨¨,~:%&### FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ###&%:~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~:%&## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##&%:~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~:%&# OVER THE PLANET. #&%:~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~:%& &%:~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~:% & : & %:~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨, ,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,~: :~,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨