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=^»....... .. .. »» THE GOLDEN »» .. .. .......»^=
&=^»...... #@¶§&= M =&§¶@# ......»^=&
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@§&=^».... LETS HEAR IT FOR ....»^=&§@
#@§&=^»... ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ...»^=&§@#
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#@§&=^»... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ...»^=&§@#
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§&=^»..... . CHEESEBURGER . .....»^=&§
&=^»...... . NUGGETS . ......»^=&
=^»....... . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . .......»^=
&=^»...... . FRIES . ......»^=&
§&=^»..... . CARBONATED WATER . .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ....»^=&§@
#@§&=^»... . BIG MAC . ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. . COFFEE . ..»^=&§@##
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@§&=^».... §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ ....»^=&§@
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&=^»...... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ......»^=&
=^»....... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK .......»^=
&=^»...... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ......»^=&
§&=^»..... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ....»^=&§@
#@§&=^»... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ...»^=&§@#
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#@§&=^»... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ...»^=&§@#
@§&=^».... ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT .....»^=&§
&=^»...... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ......»^=&
=^»....... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME .......»^=
&=^»...... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ......»^=&
§&=^»..... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ....»^=&§@
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##@§&=^».. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ...»^=&§@#
@§&=^».... .. THE GOLDEN M .. ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. .....»^=&§
&=^»...... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ......»^=&
=^»....... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. .......»^=
&=^»...... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ......»^=&
§&=^»..... NEW AND FRESH. .....»^=&§
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#@§&=^»... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ...»^=&§@#
@§&=^».... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A .....»^=&§
&=^»...... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ......»^=&
=^»....... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. .......»^=
&=^»...... ......»^=&
§&=^»..... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... FOREVER. ....»^=&§@
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##@§&=^».. §§§ ^ §§§ ..»^=&§@##
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@§&=^».... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A .....»^=&§
&=^»...... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ......»^=&
=^»....... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF .......»^=
&=^»...... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ......»^=&
§&=^»..... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. .....»^=&§
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#@§&=^»... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ...»^=&§@#
@§&=^».... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .....»^=&§
&=^»...... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ......»^=&
=^»....... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO .......»^=
&=^»...... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ......»^=&
§&=^»..... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). .....»^=&§
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#@§&=^»... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ...»^=&§@#
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§&=^»..... WHICH HE DID. .....»^=&§
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§&=^»..... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ....»^=&§@
#@§&=^»... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ...»^=&§@#
@§&=^».... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ....»^=&§@
§&=^»..... LIKED IT! .....»^=&§
&=^»...... ......»^=&
=^»....... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY .......»^=
&=^»...... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ......»^=&
§&=^»..... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. .....»^=&§
@§&=^».... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ....»^=&§@
#@§&=^»... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ...»^=&§@#
##@§&=^».. THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ..»^=&§@##
#@§&=^»... OVER THE PLANET. ...»^=&§@#
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§&=^»..... § ^ § .....»^=&§
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=^»....... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! .......»^=
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