The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!