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§§§¨¨§¨¨§¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
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§¨¨¨§§§¨¨§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
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§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨ ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨§§ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§§ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ INTO DEEP SPACE. §¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨ ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, §¨¨§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §§¨¨§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §§§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨ ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨
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