The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began A  Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The  Day She Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked About  The  Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of  The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!