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..........    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ..........
.......... YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ..........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
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.......... THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ..........
.........- DECODE  THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES AND -.........
........-*                  TASTE.                  *-........
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......-*$$ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS $$*-......
.....-*$$§ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE §$$*-.....
....-*$$§#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #§$$*-....
...-*$$§## SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##§$$*-...
..-*$$§### ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###§$$*-..
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....-*$$§# YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, #§$$*-....
.....-*$$§   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  §$$*-.....
......-*$$ OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL $$*-......
.......-*$ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END $*-.......
........-* OF  IT, BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST *-........
.........- RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. -.........
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