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###,,##,,, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. ,,,,,,,,##
##,,,,,,## 1TS JOB  1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL #######,,#
#,,####,,# C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ######,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY, SO ,,##,,##,,
########## TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M ,,,,,,,,,#
##########   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ########,,
,######### D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,######,,,
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##,,###,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,,,,####
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####,,####                OP3R4T1ON.                ,,##,,,,##
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#,,#,,,,##     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     #,,,,##,,#
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,,,,,,##,,     --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--    ,##,,,,,,#
,####,,,,#      --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--     ,,,,####,,
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