The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!