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@#%%%††-,, #@#¤%% M %%¤#@# ,,-††%%%#@
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#@#¤%%†-,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,-†%%¤#@#
@##¤%%†-,, ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,,-†%%¤##@
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#@#¤%%†-,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,-†%%¤#@#
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@#¤%†,,,,, , CHEESEBURGER , ,,,,,†%¤#@
#@#¤%%†-,, , NUGGETS , ,,-†%%¤#@#
##@¤%%†-,, , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ,,-†%%¤@##
#@#¤%%†-,, , FRIES , ,,-†%%¤#@#
@@#¤%%†-,, , CARBONATED WATER , ,,-†%%¤#@@
#@#¤%%†-,, , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, , BIG MAC , ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, , COFFEE , ,,-†%%¤#@#
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#@#¤%%†-,, ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
#%%%-,,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,,-%%%#
@#%%%%†-,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,-†%%%%#@
##@¤%%†-,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,-†%%¤@##
¤%%†--,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,--†%%¤
@¤¤%†††-,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,-†††%¤¤@
##@¤%%†-,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,-†%%¤@##
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¤%%%%%†-,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,-†%%%%%¤
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##%%%%†-,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,-†%%%%##
##¤%†,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,†%¤##
#¤¤%%%†-,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,-†%%%¤¤#
@##¤%%†-,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,-†%%¤##@
#@#¤%%†-,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,-†%%¤#@#
@#¤¤%%†-,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,-†%%¤¤#@
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#@#¤%%†-,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,-†%%¤#@#
#¤%-,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,-%¤#
#@#¤%%†-,, ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,-†%%¤#@#
###¤%%†-,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,-†%%¤###
#%%%%†,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,†%%%%#
###¤%%†-,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,-†%%¤###
¤¤%††-,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,-††%¤¤
##¤%-,,,,, ,,,,,-%¤##
##@#%%†-,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,-†%%#@##
¤¤%%%-,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,-%%%¤¤
##%%-,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,-%%##
#@#¤%%†-,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,-†%%¤#@#
#¤%--,,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,,--%¤#
#@#¤%%†-,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,-†%%¤#@#
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@¤¤¤%%†-,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,-†%%¤¤¤@
¤%%†-,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,-†%%¤
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#@#¤%%†-,, ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ,,-†%%¤#@#
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#¤%%%%†-,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,-†%%%%¤#
#%†--,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,--†%#
#@#¤%%†-,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,-†%%¤#@#
@¤%-,,,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,,,-%¤@
##@#¤%†-,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,-†%¤#@##
###¤%%†-,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,-†%%¤###
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
¤%%-,,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,,-%%¤
##¤%%%†-,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,-†%%%¤##
#@#¤%%†-,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,-†%%¤#@#
@¤%-----,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,-----%¤@
##@#%%†-,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,-†%%#@##
@@#¤%%†-,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,-†%%¤#@@
¤%%%---,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,---%%%¤
@@#¤%%†-,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,-†%%¤#@@
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
@##¤%%†-,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,-†%%¤##@
#@#¤%%†-,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,-†%%¤#@#
@##¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤##@
##@#%%†-,, WHICH HE DID. ,,-†%%#@##
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, ¤¤ † ¤¤ ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
##¤%%†,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,†%%¤##
#@#¤%%†-,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,-†%%¤#@#
##@#%%†-,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,-†%%#@##
@¤¤%†-,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,-†%¤¤@
¤%%%--,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,--%%%¤
##@#¤%†-,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,-†%¤#@##
#@#¤%%†-,, LIKED IT! ,,-†%%¤#@#
@¤¤%†,,,,, ,,,,,†%¤¤@
@##¤%%†-,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,-†%%¤##@
##¤%†-,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,-†%¤##
¤¤%%---,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,---%%¤¤
#@#¤%%†-,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,-†%%¤#@#
@@#¤%%†-,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,-†%%¤#@@
#%%†,,,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,,,†%%#
#¤%%%%†-,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,-†%%%%¤#
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, ¤ † ¤ ,,-†%%¤#@#
#@#¤%%†-,, ,,-†%%¤#@#
¤%%†,,,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,,,†%%¤
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