The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!