the   golden        
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old tavern  had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!