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#@#&£§\»^. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .^»\§£&#@#
##@#&§\»^. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK .^»\§&#@##
#@#&£§\»^. FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. .^»\§£&#@#
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#@#&£§\»^. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. .^»\§£&#@#
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#@#&£§\»^. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. .^»\§£&#@#
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###&£§\»^. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE .^»\§£&###
###&£§\»^. NIGHT SHE POACHED. .^»\§£&###
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#@#&£§\»^. AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .^»\§£&#@#
&&&££§\»^. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT .^»\§££&&&
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##@&£§\»^. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. .^»\§£&@##
#&&§\\»»^. THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .^»»\\§&&#
&§\»»»»... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ...»»»»\§&
@@#&£§\»^. MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .^»\§£&#@@
@#&££§\»^. NEW AND FRESH. .^»\§££&#@
###&£§\»^. .^»\§£&###
&££\»..... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL .....»\££&
&£§§§»»... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...»»§§§£&
#&£\»».... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....»»\£&#
@&££\^.... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ....^\££&@
&&£££§\»^. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A .^»\§£££&&
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#@#&£§\»^. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, .^»\§£&#@#
###&£§\»^. FOREVER. .^»\§£&###
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&£§\»».... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ....»»\§£&
@#£\»..... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A .....»\£#@
###&£§\»^. CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .^»\§£&###
&§\»»».... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ....»»»\§&
&&&&£§\»^. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .^»\§£&&&&
&§\^...... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ......^\§&
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#@#&£§\»^. HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .^»\§£&#@#
#&£§»^^^.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..^^^»§£&#
&£\»»^.... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ....^»»\£&
@#£\»..... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .....»\£#@
&£\^...... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ......^\£&
@#£§\^.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....^\§£#@
#@#&£§\»^. QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). .^»\§£&#@#
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&&&§\\»»^. ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING .^»»\\§&&&
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###&£§\»^. KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. .^»\§£&###
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##@#&£§»^. WHICH HE DID. .^»§£&#@##
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#@#&£§\»^. WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .^»\§£&#@#
@&£§»^.... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ....^»§£&@
#@#&£§\»^. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. .^»\§£&#@#
#&§§§\\»^. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .^»\\§§§&#
##&§§§\»^. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT .^»\§§§&##
#@#&£§\»^. INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. LIKED IT! .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. .^»\§£&#@#
#@#&£§\»^. THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY .^»\§£&#@#
@&§»...... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ......»§&@
#£§§\\»... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ...»\\§§£#
#@#&£§\»^. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .^»\§£&#@#
&&£\»^.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....^»\£&&
@@#&£§\»^. THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL .^»\§£&#@@
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