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¨~-^$%§#@# #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§§§# ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ #§§§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### ###§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨~-^$§@ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR @§$^-~¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ @@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨-^%§@ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ @§%^-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--$%§ ~ NUGGETS ~ §%$--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~^%# ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ #%^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%%%§# ~ FRIES ~ #§%%%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§§§§ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ §§§§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# ~ BIG MAC ~ #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-^%§ ~ COFFEE ~ §%^-¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨~-^$%§#@# §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ #@#§%$^-~¨
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¨¨¨¨¨~^^$§ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN §$^^~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨-$$%§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A §%$$-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨~~-^%%%§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §%%%^-~~¨¨
¨~--^$%§§§ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE §§§%$^--~¨
¨~-^$%%§#@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @#§%%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-^%§ §%^-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$§#@## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##@#§$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###§%$^-~¨
¨~-^%§#@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@#§%^-~¨
¨-^$%§#@## ##@#§%$^-¨
¨~-^$%§#@# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨~~^^$%# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #%$^^~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-$§§§ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. §§§$-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~-$%§# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #§%$-~~¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# NEW AND FRESH. #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨~-$§§@ @§§$-~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-^$%#@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @#%$^-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨---^%§§ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER §§%^---¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨~^^^^$§ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT §$^^^^~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~^$%§# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #§%$^~¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~^%§§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §§%^~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~--^$$%#@ @#%$$^--~¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%%§#@ FOREVER. @#§%%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### §§§ ^ §§§ ###§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§@## ##@§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨~~^%%§§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §§%%^~~¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨~-$%#@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @#%$-~¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ###§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§§§# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #§§§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§### ###§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨--^$%# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #%$^--¨¨¨¨
¨~~-^$%%## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##%%$^-~~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨~-^%%§@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @§%%^-~¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§§## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##§§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~-$§ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND §$-~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@#§%$^-~¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~^%§ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING §%^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~^%§ WHICH HE DID. §%^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^%§#@## ##@#§%^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# §§ ^ §§ #@#§%$^-~¨
~-^$%§#@## ##@#§%$^-~
¨¨¨¨~^^%%# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #%%^^~¨¨¨¨
¨¨~~^^$%§# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #§%$^^~~¨¨
¨¨¨~-^%§## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##§%^-~¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨~~^%#@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @#%^~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~-^$§ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK §$^-~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$§#@## LIKED IT! ##@#§$^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@@ @@#§%$^-~¨
¨~-^%§#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#§%^-~¨
¨~-^$%§#@# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #@#§%$^-~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~^%§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §%^~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--$§§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §§$--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~^$§§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §§$^~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-^^%%§ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL §%%^^-¨¨¨¨
¨~-^$%§#@# OVER THE PLANET. #@#§%$^-~¨
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¨¨~--^$$§# #§$$^--~¨¨
¨~~~^^$§§§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §§§$^^~~~¨
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