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##§$^:~^.. .. ^^ ~~ The Golden ~~ ^^ .. ..^~:^$§##
#§$^:~^... ##@§$^ M ^$§@## ...^~:^$§#
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$^:~^..... Lets Hear It For .....^~:^$
^:~^...... ::: Mc donalds ::: ......^~:^
:~^....... .......^~:
~^........ What Can I Do Ya For ........^~
^......... .........^
~^........ ^ Cheeseburger ^ ........^~
:~^....... ^ Nuggets ^ .......^~:
^:~^...... ^ Double cheeseburger ^ ......^~:^
$^:~^..... ^ Fries ^ .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... ^ Carbonated Water ^ ....^~:^$§
#§$^:~^... ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^ ...^~:^$§#
##§$^:~^.. ^ Big mac ^ ..^~:^$§##
###§$^:~^. ^ Coffee ^ .^~:^$§###
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#§$^:~^... §§§§§ : §§§§§ ...^~:^$§#
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$^:~^..... It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In .....^~:^$
^:~^...... Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ......^~:^
:~^....... Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A .......^~:
~^........ Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ........^~
^......... It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The .........^
~^........ Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ........^~
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^:~^...... But Marigold Didn'T Care. ......^~:^
$^:~^..... .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ....^~:^$§
#§$^:~^... Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ...^~:^$§#
##§$^:~^.. Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ..^~:^$§##
###§$^:~^. Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In .^~:^$§###
##§$^:~^.. The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ..^~:^$§##
#§$^:~^... Night She Poached. ...^~:^$§#
§$^:~^.... ....^~:^$§
$^:~^..... After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart .....^~:^$
^:~^...... Had A Reputation. She Called It ......^~:^
:~^....... ^. The Golden M .^ .......^~:
~^........ And People Talked About The Golden M. ........^~
^......... The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And .........^
~^........ Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ........^~
:~^....... MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was .......^~:
^:~^...... New And Fresh. ......^~:^
$^:~^..... .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... However, She Became A Little Too Well ....^~:^$§
#§$^:~^... Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ...^~:^$§#
##§$^:~^.. Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ..^~:^$§##
###§$^:~^. Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt .^~:^$§###
##§$^:~^.. Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ..^~:^$§##
#§$^:~^... Time When They Started Watching For Her ...^~:^$§#
§$^:~^.... At The Gates Of Every Village. ....^~:^$§
$^:~^..... .....^~:^$
^:~^...... So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ......^~:^
:~^....... Forever. .......^~:
~^........ ........^~
^......... §§§ : §§§ .........^
~^........ ........^~
:~^....... After Thirty Years, A Man Named .......^~:
^:~^...... Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ......^~:^
$^:~^..... Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ....^~:^$§
#§$^:~^... Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ...^~:^$§#
##§$^:~^.. In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ..^~:^$§##
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##§$^:~^.. He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ..^~:^$§##
#§$^:~^... Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ...^~:^$§#
§$^:~^.... Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ....^~:^$§
$^:~^..... Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop .....^~:^$
^:~^...... Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ......^~:^
:~^....... Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway .......^~:
~^........ (And Also They Had Expanded Too ........^~
^......... Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And .........^
~^........ Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ........^~
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^:~^...... Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ......^~:^
$^:~^..... His Food, He Vowed To Leave .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... Kirugu vargir Entierly. ....^~:^$§
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##§$^:~^.. Which He Did. ..^~:^$§##
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##§$^:~^.. §§ : §§ ..^~:^$§##
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§$^:~^.... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ....^~:^$§
$^:~^..... Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On .....^~:^$
^:~^...... Earth In The Fifties. ......^~:^
:~^....... Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No .......^~:
~^........ Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ........^~
^......... Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk .........^
~^........ Liked It! ........^~
:~^....... .......^~:
^:~^...... Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ......^~:^
$^:~^..... A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who .....^~:^$
§$^:~^.... Renamed The Business After Himself. ....^~:^$§
#§$^:~^... While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ...^~:^$§#
##§$^:~^.. Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ..^~:^$§##
###§$^:~^. The Project, And Quickly Expanded All .^~:^$§###
##§$^:~^.. Over The Planet. ..^~:^$§##
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§$^:~^.... § : § ....^~:^$§
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^:~^...... And The Rest Is History! ......^~:^
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