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###@@%^«,. ##@@&% m %&@@## .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... lets hear it for ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... ^^^ mc donalds ^^^ ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... .....,«^%@
%^«,...... what can i do ya for ......,«^%
^«,....... .......,«^
«,........ , cheeseburger , ........,«
,......... , nuggets , .........,
«,........ , double cheeseburger , ........,«
^«,....... , fries , .......,«^
%^«,...... , carbonated water , ......,«^%
@%^«,..... , bearnaise dip sauce , .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... , big mac , ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... , coffee , ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... it all began a thousand years ago in ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... like the eighteenth century. a dark ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... figure emerged from a tavern after a .....,«^%@
%^«,...... few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ......,«^%
^«,....... it was illegal to sell food in the .......,«^
«,........ region for everybody except that tavern. ........,«
,......... .........,
«,........ but marigold didn't care. ........,«
^«,....... .......,«^
%^«,...... she began putting dried lizard meat ......,«^%
@%^«,..... between two bread slices, operating out .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... of a cart, not staying in the same ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... place long. in the day she slept, in ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. the eve she sold her wares, and in the ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. night she poached. .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... after a few years, marigolds food cart ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... had a reputation. she called it ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... ,. the golden m ., .....,«^%@
%^«,...... and people talked about the golden m. ......,«^%
^«,....... the old tavern had their monopoly and .......,«^
«,........ didn't change their menu much. ........,«
,......... marigolds secret lizard foodcart was .........,
«,........ new and fresh. ........,«
^«,....... .......,«^
%^«,...... however, she became a little too well ......,«^%
@%^«,..... known. the taverns men hot on her .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... trail, she could stay a shorter and ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... shorter time in each location. she felt ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. hunted. and soon enough there came a ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. time when they started watching for her .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. at the gates of every village. ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... forever. .....,«^%@
%^«,...... ......,«^%
^«,....... @@@ ^ @@@ .......,«^
«,........ ........,«
,......... after thirty years, a man named .........,
«,........ nicholas found the cart. he was a ........,«
^«,....... cursed entrepreneur (they all are .......,«^
%^«,...... (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ......,«^%
@%^«,..... course thought it a good idea to follow .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... in marigolds foodsteps. ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. though some recognized the golden m, he .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. quickly fell into infamity. however he ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... trying. the tavern didn't care for him ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... since nobody bought his food anyway .....,«^%@
%^«,...... (and also they had expanded too ......,«^%
^«,....... quickly, succumbed to corruption, and .......,«^
«,........ was in the process of falling apart). ........,«
,......... .........,
«,........ angry at everyone for not understanding ........,«
^«,....... his food, he vowed to leave .......,«^
%^«,...... kirugu vargir entierly. ......,«^%
@%^«,..... .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... which he did. ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. @@ ^ @@ ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. we dont know much about how he traveled ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... or where, but eventually he ended up on ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... earth in the fifties. ....,«^%@@
@%^«,..... upon finding out that earth holds no .....,«^%@
%^«,...... edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ......,«^%
^«,....... instead, and to his joy, the earth folk .......,«^
«,........ liked it! ........,«
,......... .........,
«,........ then he got scammed out of the cart by ........,«
^«,....... a man named mickey mac donalds, who .......,«^
%^«,...... renamed the business after himself. ......,«^%
@%^«,..... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey .....,«^%@
@@%^«,.... funneled his inherited billions into ....,«^%@@
#@@%^«,... the project, and quickly expanded all ...,«^%@@#
##@@%^«,.. over the planet. ..,«^%@@##
###@@%^«,. .,«^%@@###
##@@%^«,.. @ ^ @ ..,«^%@@##
#@@%^«,... ...,«^%@@#
@@%^«,.... and the rest is history! ....,«^%@@
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