the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!