,,=:†%¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤%†:=,,
,,=:††%¤¤¤ ¤¤¤%††:=,,
,,,,,,=†¤¤ ¤¤†=,,,,,,
,,,==††%%@ @%%††==,,,
,,,,=:::%¤ ¤%:::=,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ,, ,, == THE GOLDEN == ,, ,, ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@@# ##@¤%† M †%¤@## #@@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=::%¤ ¤%::=,,,,,
,=:†%¤@### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###@¤%†:=,
,,,,,,==†¤ ::: MC DONALDS ::: ¤†==,,,,,,
,,,,=†%%¤@ @¤%%†=,,,,
,,=:†††%%¤ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¤%%†††:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=:†%@ , CHEESEBURGER , @%†:=,,,,,
,,,,,:†¤@# , NUGGETS , #@¤†:,,,,,
,,,,=::††¤ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¤††::=,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## , FRIES , ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,==†¤ , CARBONATED WATER , ¤†==,,,,,,
,,=:†%%%%¤ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¤%%%%†:=,,
,,,,=†%¤¤@ , BIG MAC , @¤¤%†=,,,,
,,,,,,:%@# , COFFEE , #@%:,,,,,,
,,,==:†¤¤@ @¤¤†:==,,,
,,,,,==††¤ ¤¤¤¤¤ : ¤¤¤¤¤ ¤††==,,,,,
,,=:†%@### ###@%†:=,,
,,,===:%¤¤ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¤¤%:===,,,
,,=:†¤@### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###@¤†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=::%@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @%::=,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@@@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @@@¤%†:=,,
,,,=::†%¤@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @¤%†::=,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,::%%¤ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¤%%::,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†††††¤ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¤†††††:=,,
,,,,,,,:%@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @%:,,,,,,,
,,,,,=:%@@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @@%:=,,,,,
,,=:††††%¤ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¤%††††:=,,
,,,,,==†%¤ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¤%†==,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@¤%†:=,,
,,==:††%%¤ ¤%%††:==,,
,,,,,,,:%@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @%:,,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@¤%†:=,,
,,==:†††%@ ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, @%†††:==,,
,,,,,,:%¤# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #¤%:,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,:%@@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @@%:,,,,,,
,,=:†%@### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ###@%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤### NEW AND FRESH. ###¤%†:=,,
,,,,,==:%@ @%:==,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,=::†%@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @%†::=,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,:††¤ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¤††:,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,:††%¤¤ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¤¤%††:,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%@### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###@%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## FOREVER. ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,:%%@ @%%:,,,,,,
,,,,,,:†¤@ ¤¤¤ : ¤¤¤ @¤†:,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,,=†¤ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¤†=,,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=:%%@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @%%:=,,,,,
,,,,,==†¤@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @¤†==,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,,=:%@ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. @%:=,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤### ###¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=†¤¤@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @¤¤†=,,,,,
,,,,==††¤¤ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¤¤††==,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=††¤@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @¤††=,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@@@ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO @@@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=††¤¤ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¤¤††=,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%@### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###@%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,===†¤¤# #¤¤†===,,,
,,=:†%¤@## WHICH HE DID. ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤### ###¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ¤¤ : ¤¤ ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@@@ @@@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%%¤¤¤ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¤¤¤%%†:=,,
,,=:%¤@### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###@¤%:=,,
,,,,,,=†%@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @%†=,,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@@@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @@@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%%¤@@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @@¤%%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤¤¤¤ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¤¤¤¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## LIKED IT! ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=:†¤@ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY @¤†:=,,,,,
,,,,,::%¤# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #¤%::,,,,,
,,,,,=:%%¤ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¤%%:=,,,,,
,,=:%¤@### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###@¤%:=,,
,,,==††%¤# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #¤%††==,,,
,,,,,,,=†¤ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¤†=,,,,,,,
,,,==†%%¤¤ OVER THE PLANET. ¤¤%%†==,,,
,,==::%¤@@ @@¤%::==,,
,,=:†%¤@## ¤ : ¤ ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,,,=:†¤@ @¤†:=,,,,,
,,,,,=†%¤@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @¤%†=,,,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,,===†%%¤ ¤%%†===,,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@## ##@¤%†:=,,
,,=:†%¤@@@ @@@¤%†:=,,