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..^~/%&§## ..   ^^   ~~   The  Golden   ~~  ^^   .. ##§&%/~^..
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...^~/%&§#             Lets Hear It For             #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§            /// Mc donalds ///            §&%/~^....
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..^~/%&§## What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For ##§&%/~^..
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..^~/%&§##             ^ Cheeseburger ^             ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§#               ^ Nuggets ^                #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§         ^ Double cheeseburger ^          §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§#                 ^ Fries ^                #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§##           ^ Carbonated Water ^           ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§###          ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^         ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§##                ^ Big mac ^               ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§#                ^ Coffee ^                #§&%/~^...
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.^~/%&§### It All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago  In ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§ Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ##§&%/~^..
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..^~/%&§##        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         ##§&%/~^..
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....^~/%&§ She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And  In The ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§#            Night She Poached.            #§&%/~^...
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...^~/%&§# After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§###            ^. The Golden M .^            ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## And  People  Talked  About The Golden M. ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§#   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§##              New And Fresh.              ##§&%/~^..
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..^~/%&§## However, She  Became  A Little Too  Well ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§ Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### Time When They Started  Watching For Her ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. ##§&%/~^..
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....^~/%&§ So  She Hid The Cart,  And  Disappeared, §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§#                 Forever.                 #§&%/~^...
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...^~/%&§# After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§ Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§#     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As  Such He  Of ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§##          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         ##§&%/~^..
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....^~/%&§ He  Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And Even §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Quickly  Fell Into Infamity. However  He ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### Was  Kind  Of A  Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care  For Him ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§ (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§#  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§## Was  In The Process  Of Falling  Apart). ##§&%/~^..
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..^~/%&§## Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         §&%/~^....
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..^~/%&§##               Which He Did.              ##§&%/~^..
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....^~/%&§ We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§##           Earth In The Fifties.          ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§## Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§# Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§                Liked It!                 §&%/~^....
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..^~/%&§## Then He Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart  By ##§&%/~^..
.^~/%&§### A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who ###§&%/~^.
..^~/%&§##    Renamed The Business After Himself.   ##§&%/~^..
...^~/%&§#  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey #§&%/~^...
....^~/%&§   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   §&%/~^....
...^~/%&§# The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All #§&%/~^...
..^~/%&§##             Over The Planet.             ##§&%/~^..
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....^~/%&§         And The Rest Is History!         §&%/~^....
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