the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in  the process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!