the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the  day she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!