The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About  The Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A  Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of A  Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!