the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long.  in  the  day she slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!