¨¨¨¨-~^^§& &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
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¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# ¨¨ -- ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ -- ¨¨ #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& ###&§^ M ^§&### &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ LETS HEAR IT FOR ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ - CHEESEBURGER - §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& - NUGGETS - &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## - FRIES - ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### - CARBONATED WATER - ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# - BIG MAC - #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& - COFFEE - &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ &&&&& ^ &&&&& ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& -¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨- &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# NEW AND FRESH. #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## FOREVER. ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## &&& ^ &&& ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ WHICH HE DID. §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# && ^ && #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ LIKED IT! ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~^^§&## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨-~^^§&### OVER THE PLANET. ###&§^^~-¨
¨¨-~^^§&## ##&§^^~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~^^§&# & ^ & #&§^^~-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-~^^§& &§^^~-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-~^^§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §^^~-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~ ~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^ ^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-~^^ ^^~-¨¨¨¨¨¨