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#@@£^^~:¨¨ lets hear it for ¨¨:~^^£@@#
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£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ what can i do ya for ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
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^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : cheeseburger : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : nuggets : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : double cheeseburger : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : fries : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : carbonated water : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : bearnaise dip sauce : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : big mac : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ : coffee : ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
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@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ it all began a thousand years ago in ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
#@@£^^~:¨¨ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¨¨:~^^£@@#
##@@£^^~:¨ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ¨:~^^£@@##
#@@£^^~:¨¨ it was illegal to sell food in the ¨¨:~^^£@@#
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ region for everybody except that tavern. ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
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£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ but marigold didn't care. ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ she began putting dried lizard meat ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ between two bread slices, operating out ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ of a cart, not staying in the same ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ place long. in the day she slept, in ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ the eve she sold her wares, and in the ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ night she poached. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ after a few years, marigolds food cart ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ had a reputation. she called it ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ :¨ the golden m ¨: ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ and people talked about the golden m. ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ the old tavern had their monopoly and ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ didn't change their menu much. ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
#@@£^^~:¨¨ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨¨:~^^£@@#
##@@£^^~:¨ new and fresh. ¨:~^^£@@##
#@@£^^~:¨¨ ¨¨:~^^£@@#
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ however, she became a little too well ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ known. the taverns men hot on her ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ trail, she could stay a shorter and ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ shorter time in each location. she felt ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ hunted. and soon enough there came a ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ time when they started watching for her ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ at the gates of every village. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ forever. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ after thirty years, a man named ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ nicholas found the cart. he was a ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
#@@£^^~:¨¨ course thought it a good idea to follow ¨¨:~^^£@@#
##@@£^^~:¨ in marigolds foodsteps. ¨:~^^£@@##
#@@£^^~:¨¨ ¨¨:~^^£@@#
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ though some recognized the golden m, he ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ quickly fell into infamity. however he ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ trying. the tavern didn't care for him ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ since nobody bought his food anyway ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (and also they had expanded too ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ was in the process of falling apart). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ angry at everyone for not understanding ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ his food, he vowed to leave ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ kirugu vargir entierly. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ which he did. ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
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##@@£^^~:¨ we dont know much about how he traveled ¨:~^^£@@##
#@@£^^~:¨¨ or where, but eventually he ended up on ¨¨:~^^£@@#
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ earth in the fifties. ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ upon finding out that earth holds no ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
£^^~:¨¨¨¨¨ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ¨¨¨¨¨:~^^£
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ liked it! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ then he got scammed out of the cart by ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ renamed the business after himself. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ funneled his inherited billions into ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ the project, and quickly expanded all ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~
^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ over the planet. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^
^^~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~^^
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@£^^~:¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨:~^^£@
@@£^^~:¨¨¨ and the rest is history! ¨¨¨:~^^£@@
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