the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid the  cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!