the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!