the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day  she slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about  the golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!