The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In The  Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To  His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!