The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind Of  A  Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!