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,,,,,,,,:~ ,, :: ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ :: ,, ~:,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~^ LETS HEAR IT FOR ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ §^~:,,,,,,
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,,,,:~^§*§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §*§^~:,,,,
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,,:~^§*§@# : CHEESEBURGER : #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## : NUGGETS : ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : #@§*§^~:,,
,,,:~^§*§@ : FRIES : @§*§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ : CARBONATED WATER : §*§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ : BIG MAC : §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ : COFFEE : ^~:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~^ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §*§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§*§@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @§*§^~:,,,
,,:~^§*§@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@§*§^~:,,
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,,,,:~^§*§ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT §*§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: NIGHT SHE POACHED. :,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~^ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* :, THE GOLDEN M ,: *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. §*§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§*§@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @§*§^~:,,,
,,:~^§*§@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# NEW AND FRESH. #@§*§^~:,,
,,,:~^§*§@ @§*§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL §*§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ~:,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,:~^§ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* FOREVER. *§^~:,,,,,
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,,:~^§*§@# #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@§*§^~:,,
,,,:~^§*§@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @§*§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §*§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. §^~:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:~ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO §*§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§*§@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @§*§^~:,,,
,,:~^§*§@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@§*§^~:,,
,,,:~^§*§@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @§*§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. §*§^~:,,,,
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,,,,,,:~^§ WHICH HE DID. §^~:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:~ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §*§^~:,,,,
,,,:~^§*§@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @§*§^~:,,,
,,:~^§*§@# LIKED IT! #@§*§^~:,,
,:~^§*§@## ##@§*§^~:,
,,:~^§*§@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@§*§^~:,,
,,,:~^§*§@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @§*§^~:,,,
,,,,:~^§*§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §*§^~:,,,,
,,,,,:~^§* WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY *§^~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~^§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §^~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~^ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ^~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ OVER THE PLANET. ~:,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,:~^§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §^~:,,,,,,
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