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,~«:$¤#### Lets Hear It For ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ::: Mc donalds ::: ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### What Can I Do Ya For ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤#### ~ Nuggets ~ ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ~ Double cheeseburger ~ ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤¤### ~ Fries ~ ###¤¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ~ Carbonated Water ~ ####¤$:«~,
,,,,,~««$# ~ Bearnaise Dip sauce ~ #$««~,,,,,
,~«:$¤#### ~ Big mac ~ ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ~ Coffee ~ ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤¤### It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ###¤¤$:«~,
,,,~:::$¤# Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark #¤$:::~,,,
,~«:$¤#### Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ####¤$:«~,
,~««««::$# Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. #$::««««~,
,~«:$¤#### It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
,,,~««$¤## But Marigold Didn'T Care. ##¤$««~,,,
,,~«:::$¤# #¤$:::«~,,
,,,,,~:¤¤# She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat #¤¤:~,,,,,
,~««::$$## Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ##$$::««~,
,,,,,~:$## Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ##$:~,,,,,
,~«:$¤#### Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ####¤$:«~,
,,,,,,~:¤# The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The #¤:~,,,,,,
,~«:$¤#### Night She Poached. ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤#### After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Had A Reputation. She Called It ####¤$:«~,
,,,,,««:¤# ~, The Golden M ,~ #¤:««,,,,,
,~«:$¤#### And People Talked About The Golden M. ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ####¤$:«~,
,~««::¤### Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ###¤::««~,
,,,,~«$¤## MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ##¤$«~,,,,
,~«:$¤#### New And Fresh. ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤#### However, She Became A Little Too Well ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ####¤$:«~,
,~~««:¤### Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ###¤:««~~,
,,,,«::¤¤# Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt #¤¤::«,,,,
,,,,~«$$¤# Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A #¤$$«~,,,,
,~«:$¤#### Time When They Started Watching For Her ####¤$:«~,
,,,~~:::$# At The Gates Of Every Village. #$:::~~,,,
,,,,,~:$¤# #¤$:~,,,,,
,~«:$¤#### So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Forever. ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤#### ### : ### ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤¤¤## After Thirty Years, A Man Named ##¤¤¤$:«~,
,~«$¤##### Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A #####¤$«~,
,~«:$¤#### Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ####¤$:«~,
,~«:::¤### Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ###¤:::«~,
,,,,~~:¤## In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ##¤:~~,,,,
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,~«:$¤#### He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ####¤$:«~,
,,~~::$$## Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ##$$::~~,,
,~«:$¤#### Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ####¤$:«~,
,«:$¤##### Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop #####¤$:«,
,~«:$¤#### Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ####¤$:«~,
,,,,,~~:¤# Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway #¤:~~,,,,,
,,,,~:$### (And Also They Had Expanded Too ###$:~,,,,
,~«:$¤#### Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ####¤$:«~,
,,,,,,~:$# #$:~,,,,,,
,,,,««$### Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ###$««,,,,
,~«:$$¤¤## His Food, He Vowed To Leave ##¤¤$$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Kirugu vargir Entierly. ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
,,,~~«$$$# Which He Did. #$$$«~~,,,
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,~«:$¤¤### We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ###¤¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Earth In The Fifties. ####¤$:«~,
,~~~«:¤¤¤# Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No #¤¤¤:«~~~,
,~«:$¤#### Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$##### Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk #####$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Liked It! ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### Renamed The Business After Himself. ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ####¤$:«~,
,,,~«:$¤## Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ##¤$:«~,,,
,,,«:$$¤¤# The Project, And Quickly Expanded All #¤¤$$:«,,,
,~«:$¤#### Over The Planet. ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
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,~«:$¤#### ####¤$:«~,
,~«:$¤#### And The Rest Is History! ####¤$:«~,
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