the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long.  in the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of  the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!