,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ ,, ^^ »» THE GOLDEN »» ^^ ,, ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* ##@#£* M *£#@## *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# LETS HEAR IT FOR #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# ^ NUGGETS ^ #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* ^ FRIES ^ *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ ^ BIG MAC ^ £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# ^ COFFEE ^ #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# ##### ^ ##### #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# FOREVER. #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# ### ^ ### #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## WHICH HE DID. ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ ## ^ ## @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ LIKED IT! @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #£*^»^,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»^ OVER THE PLANET. ^»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^»^* *^»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»^*£ # ^ # £*^»^,,,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,
,,,^»^*£#@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @#£*^»^,,,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,^»^*£#@## ##@#£*^»^,
,,^»^*£#@# #@#£*^»^,,
,,,^»^*£#@ @#£*^»^,,,
,,,,^»^*£# #£*^»^,,,,