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#@@¤£===^¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨^===£¤@@#
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#@@¤£===^¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨^===£¤@@#
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¤====¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨====¤
#@@¤£===^¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨^===£¤@@#
@@¤=====^¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨^=====¤@@
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@@@¤£===^¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨^===£¤@@@
@@££====^¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨^====££@@
@¤£=^^¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨^^=£¤@
#@@¤£===^¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨^===£¤@@#
@¤¤==^¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨^==¤¤@
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#@@¤£===^¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨^===£¤@@#
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#@@¤£===^¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨^===£¤@@#
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#@@¤£===^¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨^===£¤@@#
##@¤£===^¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨^===£¤@##
¤===^¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨^===¤
##@¤£===^¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨^===£¤@##
@¤¤££===^¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨^===££¤¤@
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#@@¤£===^¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨^===£¤@@#
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¤======¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨======¤
@@@¤£===^¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨^===£¤@@@
@@@¤£===^¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨^===£¤@@@
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@¤===^¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨^===¤@
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@¤£==^¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨^==£¤@
#@@¤£===^¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨^===£¤@@#
¤¤£=^¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨^=£¤¤
@¤======^¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨^======¤@
#@@¤£===^¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨^===£¤@@#
#@@¤£===^¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨^===£¤@@#
¤¤¤££===^¨ LIKED IT! ¨^===££¤¤¤
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##@¤£===^¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨^===£¤@##
@@£££===^¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨^===£££@@
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