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,.=;*%@£## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##£@%*;=.,
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,.=;*%@£## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##£@%*;=.,
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,.=;*%%@@@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @@@%%*;=.,
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,.=;*%@£## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##£@%*;=.,
,,,,,,,=*@ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND @*=,,,,,,,
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,.=;*%@£## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##£@%*;=.,
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,,,.=**@@£ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, £@@**=.,,,
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,.=;*%@£## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##£@%*;=.,
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,.=;*%@### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###@%*;=.,
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,.=;*%@£## LIKED IT! ##£@%*;=.,
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,.=;*%@£## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##£@%*;=.,
,.=;*%@£## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##£@%*;=.,
,,,,,.=*%£ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY £%*=.,,,,,
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