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¨¨¨^~~:**£ it all began a thousand years ago in £**:~~^¨¨¨
¨^~~~::*££ like the eighteenth century. a dark ££*::~~~^¨
¨^~~::::*# figure emerged from a tavern after a #*::::~~^¨
¨^~:**#£## few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ##£#**:~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~~*# it was illegal to sell food in the #*~~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~:**#£## region for everybody except that tavern. ##£#**:~^¨
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¨^~:**#£## but marigold didn't care. ##£#**:~^¨
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¨¨¨¨¨^:*## she began putting dried lizard meat ##*:^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~:***#££ between two bread slices, operating out ££#***:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## of a cart, not staying in the same ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:::**£# place long. in the day she slept, in #£**:::~^¨
¨^~:**#£## the eve she sold her wares, and in the ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:****## night she poached. ##****:~^¨
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¨^~:**#£## after a few years, marigolds food cart ##£#**:~^¨
¨¨¨^^~~*## had a reputation. she called it ##*~~^^¨¨¨
¨^~~~~**£# ^¨ the golden m ¨^ #£**~~~~^¨
¨¨¨¨~:*#£# and people talked about the golden m. #£#*:~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^^:*# the old tavern had their monopoly and #*:^^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~:*£# didn't change their menu much. #£*:~^¨¨¨¨
¨^~:**#£## marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## new and fresh. ##£#**:~^¨
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¨^~:**#£## however, she became a little too well ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## known. the taverns men hot on her ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~**#£### trail, she could stay a shorter and ###£#**~^¨
¨^:**#£### shorter time in each location. she felt ###£#**:^¨
¨^~:**#£## hunted. and soon enough there came a ##£#**:~^¨
¨¨¨~~~:**£ time when they started watching for her £**:~~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~:**# at the gates of every village. #**:~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^^:**££ ££**:^^¨¨¨
¨^~:*#£### so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ###£#*:~^¨
¨^~:**£### forever. ###£**:~^¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨^:*# after thirty years, a man named #*:^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~:*****# nicholas found the cart. he was a #*****:~^¨
¨¨^^^~*### cursed entrepreneur (they all are ###*~^^^¨¨
¨¨¨¨~:*#£# (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of #£#*:~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~**££ course thought it a good idea to follow ££**~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨^~~**##£ in marigolds foodsteps. £##**~~^¨¨
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¨^~:*#£### he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ###£#*:~^¨
¨^~:**#££# though some recognized the golden m, he #££#**:~^¨
¨^~:***#££ quickly fell into infamity. however he ££#***:~^¨
¨¨¨¨^~::*# was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop #*::~^¨¨¨¨
¨^~~~~:*## trying. the tavern didn't care for him ##*:~~~~^¨
¨¨¨¨^^^:*£ since nobody bought his food anyway £*:^^^¨¨¨¨
¨^~:**£### (and also they had expanded too ###£**:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:****#£ was in the process of falling apart). £#****:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## ##£#**:~^¨
¨¨¨^::***# angry at everyone for not understanding #***::^¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~~:**# his food, he vowed to leave #**:~~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~**## kirugu vargir entierly. ##**~^¨¨¨¨
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¨^~:**£### which he did. ###£**:~^¨
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¨¨¨¨¨~*#£# we dont know much about how he traveled #£#*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~:**£### or where, but eventually he ended up on ###£**:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## earth in the fifties. ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## upon finding out that earth holds no ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:***#£# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #£#***:~^¨
¨^~:****## instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ##****:~^¨
¨¨^^^^:**# liked it! #**:^^^^¨¨
¨^~:****#£ £#****:~^¨
¨^~:**#£## then he got scammed out of the cart by ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:**#££# a man named mickey mac donalds, who #££#**:~^¨
¨^~:****#£ renamed the business after himself. £#****:~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^^:*# while nicholas quickly perished, mickey #*:^^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~:**#£## funneled his inherited billions into ##£#**:~^¨
¨^~:**#### the project, and quickly expanded all ####**:~^¨
¨^~:****## over the planet. ##****:~^¨
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¨^^^:::*£# # : # #£*:::^^^¨
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¨¨¨^~~~:*# and the rest is history! #*:~~~^¨¨¨
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