The  Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As  Such He Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!