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,,,,,^~^=£ £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ ##¶@£= M =£@¶## ^~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ LETS HEAR IT FOR ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ ^ NUGGETS ^ ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ ^ FRIES ^ £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ @£=^~^,,,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,^~^=£@¶# ^ BIG MAC ^ #¶@£=^~^,,
,^~^=£@¶## ^ COFFEE ^ ##¶@£=^~^,
,,^~^=£@¶# #¶@£=^~^,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ @£=^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @£=^~^,,,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,^~^=£@¶# #¶@£=^~^,,
,^~^=£@¶## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¶@£=^~^,
,,^~^=£@¶# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #¶@£=^~^,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @£=^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ NEW AND FRESH. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @£=^~^,,,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ FOREVER. ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,^~^=£@¶# #¶@£=^~^,,
,^~^=£@¶## @@@ ^ @@@ ##¶@£=^~^,
,,^~^=£@¶# #¶@£=^~^,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @£=^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). @£=^~^,,,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,^~^=£@¶# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #¶@£=^~^,,
,^~^=£@¶## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¶@£=^~^,
,,^~^=£@¶# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #¶@£=^~^,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ WHICH HE DID. @£=^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ £=^~^,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^~^ ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ LIKED IT! ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~^ ^~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY =^~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @£=^~^,,,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,^~^=£@¶# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #¶@£=^~^,,
,^~^=£@¶## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¶@£=^~^,
,,^~^=£@¶# OVER THE PLANET. #¶@£=^~^,,
,,,^~^=£@¶ ¶@£=^~^,,,
,,,,^~^=£@ @ ^ @ @£=^~^,,,,
,,,,,^~^=£ £=^~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~^= AND THE REST IS HISTORY! =^~^,,,,,,
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