the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long.  in the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such  he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind  of  a hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!