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@@@&%**~~. korg .~~**%&@@@
##@&%**~~. . volca .@. fm . .~~**%&@##
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##@&%**~~. ........................................ .~~**%&@##
##@&%**~~. frequency modulation is great on paper .~~**%&@##
##@&%**~~. or with a user interface that's not .~~**%&@##
##@&%**~~. actively working against you. that's .~~**%&@##
##@&%**~~. really all there is to say on the .~~**%&@##
#@@&%**~~. matter. .~~**%&@@#
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##@&%**~~. actually, i'm selling this one. fuck .~~**%&@##
&%**~~~... it. ...~~~**%&
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##@&%**~~. ........................................ .~~**%&@##
###&%**~~. i was hoping for it to vocalize like .~~**%&###
###&%**~~. beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me .~~**%&###
&&&%**~~.. the same kind of defensive abilities ..~~**%&&&
#@@&%**~~. (regeneration, cold resistance). i was .~~**%&@@#
##@&%**~~. really hoping it would let me survive .~~**%&@##
@%**~~.... rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. ....~~**%@
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##@&%**~~. but no! out of the box it sounds like .~~**%&@##
#&**~~~... plastic and if you wriggle the dials it ...~~~**&#
@@%****~~. sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! .~~****%@@
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