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....-\*%@@ Korg @@%*\-....
...-\*%@@# . Volca .@. Fm . #@@%*\-...
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...-\*%@@# ........................................ #@@%*\-...
....-\*%@@ Frequency Modulation Is Great On Paper @@%*\-....
.....-\*%@ Or With A User Interface That'S Not @%*\-.....
......-\*% Actively Working Against You. That'S %*\-......
.....-\*%@ Really All There Is To Say On The @%*\-.....
....-\*%@@ Matter. @@%*\-....
...-\*%@@# #@@%*\-...
..-\*%@@## Actually, I'M Selling This One. Fuck ##@@%*\-..
...-\*%@@# It. #@@%*\-...
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.....-\*%@ ........................................ @%*\-.....
......-\*% I Was Hoping For It To Vocalize Like %*\-......
.....-\*%@ Beastskin Armor, Or Perhaps Offer Me @%*\-.....
....-\*%@@ The Same Kind Of Defensive Abilities @@%*\-....
...-\*%@@# (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was #@@%*\-...
..-\*%@@## Really Hoping It Would Let Me Survive ##@@%*\-..
...-\*%@@# Rytkuchi. Decorate Chaunskaya. #@@%*\-...
....-\*%@@ @@%*\-....
.....-\*%@ But No! Out Of The Box It Sounds Like @%*\-.....
......-\*% Plastic And If You Wriggle The Dials It %*\-......
.....-\*%@ Sounds Like An Angry Dial Up. Fuck! @%*\-.....
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