Korg                   
              Volca  Fm              
                                          
  
 Frequency Modulation  Is  Great On Paper 
 Or With  A  User  Interface  That'S  Not 
   Actively Working Against You. That'S   
 Really  All  There  Is  To  Say  On  The 
                 Matter.                  
                                          
 Actually,  I'M Selling  This  One.  Fuck 
                   It.                    
                                          
  
 I Was Hoping  For  It  To  Vocalize Like 
 Beastskin  Armor, Or  Perhaps  Offer  Me 
 The Same  Kind  Of  Defensive  Abilities 
  (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was  
 Really  Hoping It  Would Let  Me Survive 
      Rytkuchi. Decorate Chaunskaya.      
                                          
 But No! Out  Of  The Box  It Sounds Like 
 Plastic And If You Wriggle The Dials  It 
 Sounds Like  An  Angry  Dial  Up.  Fuck!