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&.&.&.&.&. FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT ..&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&.   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ..&.&.&.&.
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&.&.&.&.&. ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK .&&.&.&.&.
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&.&.&.&.&. I  WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME ..&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&.  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ..&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&.      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ..&.&.&.&.
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&.&.&.&.&. BUT NO! OUT OF THE  BOX IT  SOUNDS  LIKE ..&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT .&&.&.&.&.
&.&.&.&.&. SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ..&.&.&.&.
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