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@*=~~..... korg .....~~=*@
@*-~~..... . volca .@. fm . .....~~-*@
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@@%*=--~.. frequency modulation is great on paper ..~--=*%@@
##@@%*=-~. or with a user interface that's not .~-=*%@@##
@@@@%*=-~. actively working against you. that's .~-=*%@@@@
@@*=~..... really all there is to say on the .....~=*@@
#@@@%*=-~. matter. .~-=*%@@@#
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@@@@%*=-~. actually, i'm selling this one. fuck .~-=*%@@@@
@@@@%*=-~. it. .~-=*%@@@@
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@%=~...... i was hoping for it to vocalize like ......~=%@
##@@@%*-~. beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me .~-*%@@@##
@*-~...... the same kind of defensive abilities ......~-*@
#@@@%*=-~. (regeneration, cold resistance). i was .~-=*%@@@#
@@@@%*=-~. really hoping it would let me survive .~-=*%@@@@
##@@@*=-~. rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. .~-=*@@@##
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@@%%%*=-~. but no! out of the box it sounds like .~-=*%%%@@
@@@@%*=-~. plastic and if you wriggle the dials it .~-=*%@@@@
@@@@%*=-~. sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! .~-=*%@@@@
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