KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION  IS GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE BOX IT  SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS  IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!